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== Appearances ==
== Appearances ==
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*[[Homsar Main Page]] — Rolling over "Characters" will cause [[Homsar]] to sport a mustache.
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] {{--}} The King of Town's and [[Homsar]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] and [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]], respectively, both have mustaches.
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*[[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's Character Video]] — The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache.
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*Email [[stand-up]] {{--}} [[Coach Z]] has a big mustache and an even bigger [[afro]].
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*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] {{--}} The King of Town's and [[Bubs]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]], respectively, have mustaches.
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*[[Homsar Main Page]] {{--}} Rolling over "Characters" will cause Homsar to sport a mustache.
*The box for [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] has Bubs on it wearing a mustache.
*The box for [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] has Bubs on it wearing a mustache.
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — The King of Town and Homsar's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] and [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]], respectively, both have mustaches.
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*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] {{--}} At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on [[The Sneak]] and grows larger in size.
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*Email [[stand-up]] — [[Coach Z]] has a big mustache and an even bigger afro.
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*[[The King of Town's Character Video]] {{--}} The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache.
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*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — The King of Town and [[Bubs]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]], respectively, have mustaches.
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] {{--}} Strong Bad's and [[Strong Mad]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Ozone]] and [[Wikipedia:Magnum P.I.|Magnum P.I.]], respectively, both have mustaches.
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*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] — At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on [[The Sneak]] and grows larger in size.
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*[[Wallpapers]] {{--}} On the [[Homestarmy]]-themed wallpaper, the evil rendition of The Cheat has a green mustache.
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*[[Wallpapers]] — On the [[Homestarmy]] themed wallpaper, the evil rendition of The Cheat has a green mustache.
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*Email [[flashback]] {{--}} Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails.
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Ozone]] and [[Wikipedia:Magnum P.I.|Magnum P.I.]], respectively, both have mustaches.
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*Email [[theme park]] {{--}} Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair.
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*Email [[flashback]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails.
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*[[That a Ghost]] {{--}} Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure.
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*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair.
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} Strong Bad's and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|the Joker]] and [[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]], respectively, both have mustaches.
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*[[Peasant's Quest Preview]] — The two [[Videlectrix]] programmers both have mustaches.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] {{--}} [[Cheerleader]] momentarily sports a mustache, tie, [[bowler hat]], sunglasses, and a [[Smoking|cigar]], making her look (somewhat) like a [[Cross-dressing|male]].  
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*[[That A Ghost]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure.
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*[[Senorial Day]] {{--}} In a scene with [[Duplicate Characters|two Homestar Runners]], one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon.
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|the Joker]] and [[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]], respectively, both have mustaches.
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*Email [[record book]] {{--}} Coach Z's afro and mustache from [[stand-up]] are seen in the picture where he has the record of longest showerless streak.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] momentarily sports a mustache, tie, [[bowler hat]], sunglasses, and a [[Smoking|cigar]], making her look (somewhat) like a [[Cross-dressing|male]].  
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*Email [[lady...ing]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] wears a mustache.
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*[[Senorial Day]] — In a scene with [[Duplicate Characters|two Homestar Runners]], one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon.
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*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] {{--}} After being told by [[Gunhaver]] to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, [[Reynold]] is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard.
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*Email [[record book]] — Coach Z's afro and mustache from [[stand-up]] are seen in the picture where he has the record of longest showerless streak.
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} [[Pom Pom]]'s and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]] and [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a [[French]] version of himself.
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*Email [[lady...ing]] — [[Strong Bad]] says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] wears a mustache.
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*[[Exaggerations]] {{--}} In the exaggerated scene from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache.
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*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — After being told by [[Gunhaver]] to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, [[Reynold]] is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard.
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*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard.
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — [[Pom Pom]] and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]] and [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a [[French]] version of himself.
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*[[Happy Hallow-day]] {{--}} Strong Bad's, [[Strong Sad]]'s, Pom Pom's, and [[Marzipan]]'s costumes, [[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]], [[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]], [[IMDB:nm1602671|Mario Batali]] and [[Wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
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*[[Exaggerations]] — In the exaggerated scene from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache.
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*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — When asked about updating the picture for his [[ornament]], [[Afro Coach Z]] says that in [[1974]], ladies would go out with anything that had a mustache.
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*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Pom Pom and [[Marzipan]]'s costumes, [[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]], [[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]], [[IMDB:nm1602671|Mario Batali]] and [[Wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] {{--}} The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Tines Racer]] has a handlebar mustache.
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*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard.
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*[[Date Nite]] {{--}} The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Tines Racer]] has a handlebar mustache.
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*Email [[more armies]] {{--}} When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the [[On Point Kings]], he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches.
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*[[Date Nite]] — The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at Marshmallow's Last Stand, Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache.
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*[[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar]] {{--}} Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin.
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*Email [[more armies]] — When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the [[On Point Kings]], he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches.
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*[[Jibblies 2]] {{--}} Strong Mad's, Bubs's, and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]], [[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|Ross from ''YCDTOTV'']] and [[Wikipedia:Rev. Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
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*[[Quality Time]] — Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin.
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*Email [[yes, wrestling]] {{--}} The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee.
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*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Mad, Bubs and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]], [[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|Ross from ''YCDTOTV'']] and [[Wikipedia:Rev. Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
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*[[Trogday 08]] {{--}} After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a [[beret]].
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*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee.
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*Email [[shapeshifter]] {{--}} An Easter egg depicting the [[Tire]] as a weather forecaster shows it with a mustache and wig.
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*[[Trogday 08]] — After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a [[beret]].
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} One of the items Strong Bad can wear is an [[Old-Timey]] mustache.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — One of the items Strong Bad can wear is an [[Old-Timey]] mustache.
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} As the player obtains Maximum Awesomeness, the Strong Bad drawing displayed on the "How Much I Rule" chart eventually gains a mustache as part of Strong Bad's fantasy dictator costume.
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*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs' Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:The Junkyard Dog|The Junkyard Dog]], has a mustache as part of his costume.
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*[[Most in the Graveyard]] {{--}} Bubs's Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:The Junkyard Dog|The Junkyard Dog]], has a mustache as part of it.
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*[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] — [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] is played by [[Shark Tooth Bubs]], wearing a cowboy hat and Mustache.
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*[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] {{--}} [[Shark Tooth Bubs]] wears a cowboy hat and a mustache in his role as a bad guy.
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as [[The Informant]], in extended play you even can take it as a costume item.
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as [[The Informant]], in extended play, it can even be taken as a costume item.
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*[[Coach Z's 110%]] — Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end.
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*[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end.
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*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Bubs' Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Jules Winnfield]], has a mustache as part of his costume.
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*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] {{--}} Bubs's Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Jules Winnfield]], has a mustache as part of it.
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*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:List of Arrested Development characters#Tobias Fünke|Tobias Fünke]] and [[Wikipedia:Adam Yauch|Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese]] respectively, both have mustaches.
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*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] {{--}} Homestar's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:List of Arrested Development characters#Tobias Fünke|Tobias Fünke]] and [[Wikipedia:Adam Yauch|Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese]], respectively, both have mustaches.
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*Email [[sbemail 206]] {{--}} Strong Bad applies a mustache to a mirror to trick Homestar into running into it for April Fools' Day. Homestar believes that it's his long-lost brother, [[Chauncey]].
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} Homestar's, Homsar's, and Coach Z's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Raising Arizona|H.I. McDunnough]], [[Wikipedia:Time Bandits|Fidgit]], and [[Wikipedia:André 3000|André 3000]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
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*[[Later That Night]] {{--}} Bubs (as [[wikipedia:Billy Mitchell (video game player)|Billy Mitchell]]) and Coach Z (as [[wikipedia:Kwamé|Kwamé]]) wear mustaches as part of their costumes.
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*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] {{--}} Strong Sad (as [[wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Hercule Poirot]]) wears a mustache as part of his costume. One of the props in the photo booth is a handlebar mustache, which Coach Z pretends to wear and replaces with [[bacon]].
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*[[Action Cool News-oween Report]] {{--}} Puppet Homestar appears as two different characters, the second differentiated with a mustache.
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*[[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] {{-}} Strong Bad's Dr. Crygor costume has a moustache that becomes high definition thanks to DLC. An Easter egg shows a WarioWare-style microgame in which [[Stave It Off Guy]]'s mustache is shaved.
== Screenshots of mustaches ==
== Screenshots of mustaches ==
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Image:mainhomsar.png|"Kelsey Grammer!"
Image:mainhomsar.png|"Kelsey Grammer!"
Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|"It's-a really old"
Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|"It's-a really old"
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Image:KingofTown Hagar.PNG|"Trick or treat, I'm horrible!"
 
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Image:Homsar Wimpy.PNG|"I'm the original ladies' man!"
 
Image:Afro.PNG|Prime of his dating year
Image:Afro.PNG|Prime of his dating year
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Image:KingofTown Mario.PNG|"Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..."
 
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Image:Bubs CaptainLou.PNG|"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"
 
Image:Sneak Hair.PNG|"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!"
Image:Sneak Hair.PNG|"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!"
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Image:StrongBad Ozone.PNG|"No, wait. I'm Ozone. From ''Breakin'''."
 
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Image:StrongMad Magnum.PNG|"HIGGINS!"
 
Image:Half Moustache.PNG|"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!"
Image:Half Moustache.PNG|"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!"
Image:Strong Bad's Mustache.png|"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache."
Image:Strong Bad's Mustache.png|"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache."
Image:Videlectrix developers.png|"GOOD GRAPHICS!"
Image:Videlectrix developers.png|"GOOD GRAPHICS!"
Image:Strong bad skeleton.png|OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D!
Image:Strong bad skeleton.png|OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D!
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Image:StrongBad Oscar Joker.PNG|"Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!"
 
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Image:Marzipan WillieNelson.PNG|"Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes."
 
Image:cheerlearedhatglassestiecigar.PNG|"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!"
Image:cheerlearedhatglassestiecigar.PNG|"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!"
Image:mustachioedHR.png|MUSTACHIOED!
Image:mustachioedHR.png|MUSTACHIOED!
Image:Reynoldgoldrush.PNG|"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?"
Image:Reynoldgoldrush.PNG|"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?"
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Image:PomPomPotion-ma-jig.png|Every guy at a truck stop
 
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Image:BubsPotion-ma-jig.png|"I'm the master of disaster!"
 
Image:French Homestar.png|FRENCH'D!
Image:French Homestar.png|FRENCH'D!
Image:Exaggerations.png|"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat."
Image:Exaggerations.png|"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat."
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Image:Strong Bad as Father Guido Sarducci.png|"If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..."
 
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Image:Strong Sad as Tony Clifton.png|Him at his 20-year high school reunion
 
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Image:Pom Pom as Mario Batali.png|Another food guy
 
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Image:Marzipan as Frida Kahlo.png|"And kind of a mustache... have... costume..."
 
Image:Tines.PNG|TINES!
Image:Tines.PNG|TINES!
Image:The Cheat mustache Date Nite.png|The perfect suitor for a broom
Image:The Cheat mustache Date Nite.png|The perfect suitor for a broom
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Image:On Point Kings brochure.png|The On Point Kings, with mustaches
Image:On Point Kings brochure.png|The On Point Kings, with mustaches
Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|Fancy 'stache and violin
Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|Fancy 'stache and violin
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Image:Halloween 2007 Strong Mad.PNG|"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"
 
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Image:Halloween 2007 Bubs.PNG|"Marzipan, do you know who I am?"
 
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Image:Halloween 2007 KOT.PNG|"I could go for a box of melted king dons myself."
 
Image:Cheatyama.png|The Cheat has turned insidious
Image:Cheatyama.png|The Cheat has turned insidious
Image:French sb.PNG|"In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks."
Image:French sb.PNG|"In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks."
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Image:Bubs as The Junkyard Dog.png|"Grab them cakes!"
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Image:Paxto Postcard.png|"How about just... Paxto West?"
Image:SharkToothBadguy.PNG|"Or did you?"
Image:SharkToothBadguy.PNG|"Or did you?"
Image:TheInformant.PNG|"Looking for information?"
Image:TheInformant.PNG|"Looking for information?"
Image:110Stache.PNG|"Hustle for sports!"
Image:110Stache.PNG|"Hustle for sports!"
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</gallery>
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===[[Halloween Costumes]]===
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Image:KingofTown Hagar.PNG|"Trick or treat, I'm horrible!"
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Image:Homsar Wimpy.PNG|"I'm the original ladies' man!"
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Image:KingofTown Mario.PNG|"Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..."
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Image:Bubs CaptainLou.PNG|"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"
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Image:StrongBad Ozone.PNG|"No, wait. I'm Ozone. From ''Breakin'''."
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Image:StrongMad Magnum.PNG|"HIGGINS!"
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Image:StrongBad Oscar Joker.PNG|"Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!"
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Image:Marzipan WillieNelson.PNG|"Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes."
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Image:PomPomPotion-ma-jig.png|Every guy at a truck stop
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Image:BubsPotion-ma-jig.png|"I'm the master of disaster!"
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Image:Strong Bad as Father Guido Sarducci.png|"If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..."
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Image:Strong Sad as Tony Clifton.png|Him at his 20-year high school reunion
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Image:Pom Pom as Mario Batali.png|Another food guy
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Image:Marzipan as Frida Kahlo.png|"And kind of a mustache... have... costume..."
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Image:Halloween 2007 Strong Mad.PNG|"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"
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Image:Halloween 2007 Bubs.PNG|"Marzipan, do you know who I am?"
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Image:Halloween 2007 KOT.PNG|"I could go for a box of melted king dons myself."
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Image:Bubs as The Junkyard Dog.png|"Grab them cakes!"
Image:Bubs Costume 2009.png|"It's the one that says 'Bad business practices'."
Image:Bubs Costume 2009.png|"It's the one that says 'Bad business practices'."
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Image:HomestarRunnerTobiasFunke.png
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Image:HomestarRunnerTobiasFunke.png|"...and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!"
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Image:BubsMCA.png
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Image:BubsMCA.png|"I'ma set it straight, this Watergate!"
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Image:HomestarRunnerH.I.McDunnough.png|"I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... whatever cash you got."
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Image:homsarfidgit.png|"This has been a supreme fish delight!"
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Image:coachzandre3000.png|"All right, all right, all right, all right..."
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Image:bubs-billy-mitchel.png|"Oooohmmmmm-kay!"
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Image:coachz kwamé.PNG|"I think my name is Kwamé!"
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Image:StrongSadHerculePoirot.png|"Acch-kue Pwagh-chho!"
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Current revision as of 00:42, 4 July 2025

"It's curtains for you!"

The characters of Free Country, USA are occasionally seen sporting mustaches of varying styles and shapes, usually as part of a costume or disguise. While most characters' mustaches are impermanent and appear rarely, The King of Town, Old-Timey Strong Bad and the Videlectrix Guys always have them.

[edit] Appearances

[edit] Screenshots of mustaches

"Kelsey Grammer!"

"It's-a really old"

Prime of his dating year

"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!"

"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!"

"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache."

"GOOD GRAPHICS!"

OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D!

"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!"

MUSTACHIOED!

"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?"

FRENCH'D!

"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat."

TINES!

The perfect suitor for a broom

"Oh-a, it's-a me! The chef-a!"

Strong Bad is on point

The On Point Kings, with mustaches

Fancy 'stache and violin

The Cheat has turned insidious

"In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks."

"How about just... Paxto West?"

"Or did you?"

"Looking for information?"

"Hustle for sports!"

[edit] Halloween Costumes

"Trick or treat, I'm horrible!"

"I'm the original ladies' man!"

"Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..."

"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"

"No, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'."

"HIGGINS!"

"Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!"

"Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes."

Every guy at a truck stop

"I'm the master of disaster!"

"If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..."

Him at his 20-year high school reunion

Another food guy

"And kind of a mustache... have... costume..."

"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"

"Marzipan, do you know who I am?"

"I could go for a box of melted king dons myself."

"Grab them cakes!"

"It's the one that says 'Bad business practices'."

"...and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!"

"I'ma set it straight, this Watergate!"

"I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... whatever cash you got."

"This has been a supreme fish delight!"

"All right, all right, all right, all right..."

"Oooohmmmmm-kay!"

"I think my name is Kwamé!"

"Acch-kue Pwagh-chho!"

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