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| - | <pre>PRIVACY POLICY
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| - | HomestarRunner.com is committed to providing a fun, safe and secure website for people of
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| - | all ages. We are dedicated to safeguarding all personal information collected online.
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| - | To help ensure a rewarding online experience for all visitors, we provide this summary of
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| - | our information practices. This privacy notice governs the collection and use of information
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| - | at HomestarRunner.com.
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| - | As we continue to offer our visitors new and different types of content and services, we
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| - | may modify our practices from time to time. However, we will treat all personal information
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| - | we collect in accordance with the privacy notice in effect at the time the information is
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| - | I. The Information We Collect
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| - | At HomestarRunner.com, we do not collect personally identifiable information unless our
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| - | visitors voluntarily provide it to us. For some activities, such as online polls or surveys,
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| - | we may ask visitors to provide information that is not personally identifiable. This might
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| - | include first name only, city or state of residence, age, gender, or a favorite cartoon or
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| - | character. For some other activities, such as subscribing to our updates letter, we may ask
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| - | visitors to provide an e-mail address.
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| - | Visitors who order merchandise or other materials from the store at HomestarRunner.com will
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| - | be required to provide their full name, billing and mailing addresses, e-mail address,
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| - | telephone number and possibly a credit card number. If the order is being shipped to a third
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| - | party, we will also need the recipient's name and mailing address. Before collecting
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| - | information in connection with a store order, we will verify the validity of the purchaser's
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| - | credit card. On occasion, we might solicit additional voluntary information regarding
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| - | shoppers' personal shopping preferences.
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| - | We do not knowingly collect names and e-mail
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| - | addresses from children under thirteen without notifying the parent via e-mail and giving
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| - | the parent the option to remove their child's e-mail address from the applicable database
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| - | for that activity. We do not knowingly collect the mailing address of a child under
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| - | thirteen without obtaining verifiable consent from that child's parent. It is up to the
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| - | child under thirteen to notify HomestarRunner.com of his or her age before submitting any
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| - | information to the website.
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| - | When visitors come to our site, we automatically collect some non-personally identifiable
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| - | information such as the type of computer operating system (e.g., Windows '95 or Mac OS)
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| - | and browser (e.g., Netscape, Internet Explorer) being used, and the domain name of the
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| - | Internet service provider (e.g., America Online, Earthlink).
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| - | II. How We Use the Information
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| - | We use visitors' personal information for internal purposes only, such as subscribing to our
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| - | online updates letter, or to order from the store at HomestarRunner.com. We use parents'
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| - | e-mail addresses to notify them when we have received personal information such as e-mail
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| - | addresses from their children and to give parents the option to remove their child's name
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| - | We only use the e-mail addresses of subscribers to our HomestarRunner.com updates letter to
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| - | send them the requested letter(s). Each letter also includes instructions for subscription
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| - | removal via return e-mail.
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| - | We never sell, rent, or otherwise share our visitors' personal information with third
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| - | parties. Sometimes, we may use agents or contractors to provide services to our visitors,
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| - | such as helping us ship customer orders made in the store at HomestarRunner.com. In these
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| - | cases, we require the agent or contractor to keep the information confidential and to use
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| - | it only for the specific services they are performing. We sometimes use non-personally
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| - | identifiable information that we collect to improve the design and content of our site,
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| - | and to improve our visitors' experience on HomestarRunner.com. We also may aggregate this
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| - | information to analyze site usage, as well as to offer products, programs, or services.
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| - | We will disclose information we maintain as required by law, for example, in response to
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| - | a court order or a subpoena. We also may disclose such information in response to a
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| - | specific law enforcement agency's request.
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| - | We will not use or transfer personally identifiable information in ways that are materially
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| - | different from the ones described above without also providing parental notification of
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| - | such practices and obtaining consent for any materially different uses.
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| - | III. Cookies
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| - | HomestarRunner.com uses a software technology called "cookies." Cookies are small text
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| - | files tht we place in visitors' computer browsers to store their preferences. Cookies
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| - | themselves do not contain any personally identifiable information. Although cookies could
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| - | enable us to relate a visitor's use of this web site to personal information that the
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| - | visitor has provided, such as an e-mail address, we do not use cookies for this purpose.
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| - | We do use cookies to determine how many visitors we have and how often they visit various
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| - | IV. Security
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| - | We have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to
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| - | safeguard and help prevent unauthorized access, maintain data security, and correctly use
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| - | the information we collect online.
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| - | We are particularly sensitive to visitors' security
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| - | concerns regarding the use of credit cards to purchase products over the Internet. For
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| - | orders placed in the store at HomestarRunner.com, we work with Yahoo and under the Yahoo
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| - | Store Agreement to use a technology that automatically encrypts credit card data while
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| - | information is being transmitted over the Internet, provided that the visitor's browser
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| - | supports the Secure Socket Layer protocol (SSL).
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| - | V. Contact Us
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| - | If you have any questions, comments or concerns regarding our privacy policy and/or
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| - | practices, please contact us at the following e-mail address:
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| - | E-mail: privacy@homestarrunner.com
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| - | TERMS OF USE
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| - | Please read these Terms Of Use carefully before using this site. By using this site,
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| - | you signify your agreement with these Terms Of Use. If you do not agree with any of the
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| - | below Terms Of Use, do not use this site. Homestar Runner ("H*R") reserves the right, at
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| - | its sole discretion, to modify, alter or otherwise update these Terms Of Use at any time.
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| - | By using this service after we have posted notice of such modifications, alterations or
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| - | updates, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. H*R retains the right to deny access
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| - | to anyone who we believe has violated any of these Terms of Use.
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| - | Trademarks, Copyrights and Restrictions
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| - | This site is controlled and operated by H*R. All material on this site, including, but not
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| - | limited to images, illustrations, audio clips, and video clips, is protected by copyrights,
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| - | trademarks, and other intellectual property rights which are owned and controlled by H*R
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| - | or by other parties that have licensed their material to H*R. Material on
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| - | HomestarRunner.com or any web site owned, operated, licensed or controlled by H*R is solely
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| - | for your personal, non-commercial use. Such material may not be copied, reproduced,
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| - | republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way, including by e-mail
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| - | or other electronic means. Without the prior written consent of the owner, modification of
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| - | the materials, use of the materials on any other web site or networked computer environment,
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| - | or use of the materials for any purpose other than personal, non-commercial use is a
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| - | violation of the copyrights, trademarks, and other proprietary rights, and is prohibited
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| - | Links
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| - | This site may contain links to other web sites ("Linked Sites"). The Linked Sites are for
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| - | your convenience only, and you access them at your own risk. H*R is not responsible for the
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| - | content of the Linked Sites, whether or not H*R is affiliated with sponsors of the sites.
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| - | H*R does not in any way endorse the Linked Sites.
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| - | H*R welcomes links to this site. You may establish a hypertext link to this site, provided
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| - | that the link does not state or imply any sponsorship or endorsement of your site by H*R.
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| - | You may not use on your site any trademarks, service marks or copyrighted materials
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| - | appearing on the H*R site, including but not limited to any logos or characters, without
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| - | the express written consent of the owner of the mark or right. You may not frame or
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| - | otherwise incorporate into another web site any of the content or other materials on the
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| - | Any e-mails, notes, message/bulletin board/forum postings, ideas, suggestions, concepts or
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| - | other material submitted will become the property of H*R throughout the universe. H*R shall
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| - | hereafter devised. When you submit material to H*R's web site, you agree that H*R has the
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| - | H*R may from time to time host bulletin boards, chat rooms, forums or other public posting
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| - | areas ("Forums"). The information and opinions expressed in Bulletin Boards, Chat Rooms,
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| - | or other Forums are not necessarily those of H*R or its affiliated or related entities or
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| - | content providers. H*R makes no representations or warranties regarding information or
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| - | opinions that appear in the Forums, and does not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of any
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| - | posting. H*R assumes no obligation to monitor the Forums or to delete or edit any postings.
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| - | However, H*R reserves the right to delete, move, or edit any postings that we consider
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| - | By using H*R's web site, you agree that you will not submit or otherwise publish through
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| - | the Forums any content which: (a) libels, defames, invades privacy, or is obscene,
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| - | pornographic, abusive, or threatening; (b) infringes any intellectual property or other
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| - | You agree to indemnify H*R and its officers, directors, employees, agents, distributors
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| - | and affiliates from and against any and all third party claims, demands, liabilities,
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| - | costs, or expenses, including reasonable attorney's fees, resulting from your breach of
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| - | The materials on H*R's web site are provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind
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| - | either express or implied. H*R disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including,
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| - | but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular
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| - | purpose, other than those warranties which, under the laws applicable to this agreement,
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| - | H*R, nor its affiliated or related entities, nor any person involved in the creation,
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| - | production, and distribution of H*R's web site warrant that the functions contained in
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| - | that H*R or the server that makes them available are free of viruses or other harmful
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| - | components. The material that you read on H*R's web site is provided solely for
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| - | entertainment and promotional purposes. H*R does not warrant or make any representations
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| - | You expressly agree that use of the H*R site is at your sole risk. You (and not H*R)
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| - | Jurisdictional Issues
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| - | Unless otherwise specified, the materials in the H*R web site is presented solely for
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| - | the United States, its territories, possessions, and protectorates. This site is
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| - | laws of the State of Georgia, as it is applied to agreements entered into and to be
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| | == Easter Eggs == | | == Easter Eggs == |
