Rock Opera Context

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Below is the context of each of the words of Strong Bad's rock opera. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.

Words from their context in the 125 E-mails

1. some kinda robot: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces?
2. homsar: Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
3. butt IQ: Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
4. homestar hair: I mean, how come you people never play my game, man?
5. making out: And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
6. depressio: STRONG SAD: Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a hundred dollars...
7. halloweener: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet.
8. brianrietta: Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad.
9. i love you: Like paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife.
10. trevor the vampire: Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
11. i rule: What, you wanna get banished?
12. credit card: John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
13. i she be: A guy's gotta have some standards right?
14. duck pond: But I do have a pretty sweet duck pond simulator for my computer.
15. the basics: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "bucks", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
16. band names: You know like... "LAZOR", or "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
17. studying: I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
18. stand-up: LITTLE STRONG BAD: Is it cardboard or is it pizza?
19. tape-leg: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- OH, there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
20. spring cleaning: Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
21. cartoon: Umm... so this is another part where it's just me.
22. sb_email 22: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "Nevermind the Bullocks"?
23. little animal: Ummmm... {right before kicking The Cheat}
24. the bird: Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!
25. super powers: COACH Z: Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants.
26. CGNU: Do you want to be more awesome?
27. 3 Wishes: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked awesome.
28. 1 step ahead: Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here!
29. superhero name: STINY! GET ME A DANISH!!
30. 12:00: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a professional to get the job done.
31. sugarbob: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch.
32. flag day: I bet you have a totally awesome flag for Strong Badia.
33. gimmicks: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! Diggity Dear Strong Bad...
34. weird dream: The United States in tight, white-brand underdrawers.
35. sisters: Ohh, there's two of them!
36. guitar: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
37. dullard: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... Cool...
38. helium: MARZIPAN: I don't know if that's entirely healthy.
39. property of ones: I call it "The Property of Ones." It goes like this: The ONE^itude is directly proportional to the Cold^itude of the ONE.
40. vacation: Oh, vacation, eh?
41. invisibility: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do.
42. action figure: Oh man, Kyle. My action figure would have it all.
43. little questions: Every age I have seen out as a baby.
44. lures & jigs: Actually, David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
45. techno: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that went like...
46. your friends: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The jibblie jibbles....
47. new hands: Ooh! Ooh! I got it!
48. ghosts: Oh! Uh...my old computer!
49. theme party: Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your party.
50. 50 emails: More like, you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD!
51. website: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
52. island: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... great.
53. comic: That turned out pretty good!
54. morning routine: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.
55. cheat talk: Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.
56. current status: Strong Bad with the ladies - Current Status: They all still want me.
57. japanese cartoon: Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
58. dragon: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
59. marzipan: MARZIPAN: Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. {could be either "yeah"}
60. huttah!: That coulda been... awkward.
61. monster truck: Aww...that's very sweet.
62. interview: 'Twas the pride of the peaches, huh?
63. fingers: Yo Strong Bad. What's crackin?
64. english paper: We just need to apply a little double-space action...
65. unused emails: Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
66. the show: Oh. Problematic. You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
67. autobiography: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email!
68. caper: No, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles!
69. personal favorites: GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts.
70. big white face: I put some beans on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
71. 2 emails: Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun. {could be either "double"}
72. crazy cartoon: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
73. mascot: And they won the game. So I'm getting them real fruit smoothies.
74. privileges: You only need one more point to become a Medallion Gold Plus Club member!
75. funny: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Halzee-WHOOP!
76. sibbie: STRONG SAD: I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the Internet.
77. suntan: They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
78. anything: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Have you ever made anything out of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
79. the process: Yeah, that's never happened either.
80. stunt double: Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81. date: Dynomite! Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
82. impression: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty.
83. labor day: Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
84. kids' book: Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
85. 2 years: And we will also have developed a world-class hole.
86. no loafing: And as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
87. mile: POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD: He can be the Grand Marshall.
88. couch patch: Ooh, my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
89. local news: Oh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
90. colonization: STRONG SAD: Ewwww! Ketchup on eggs?!?
91. caffeine: Oh-ho-ho-ho! (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
92. kind of cool: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is definitely a cool, cool guy.
93. army: This definitely merits some further reconnaissance.
94. video games: VECTOR STRONG BAD: BACK OFF BABY!
95. the bet: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yep, I'm cool.
96. lackey: Most of the emails I get are ADs.
97. monument: That totally looks like my right foot.
98. stupid stuff: HOMESTAR RUNNER: No I'm always doing that.
99. different town: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball...
100. flashback: Awesome! My very own a The Cheat!
101. car: Now you're singing the theme from "Night Court"?
102. lunch special: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name backwards - minus the first b.
103. haircut: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".
104. theme park: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
105. replacement: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!
106. dangeresque 3: Today is all right for tonight... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.
107. cheatday: Now, get upstairs - unh! And fix me some breakfast.
108. pom pom: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? Ooh! I'll be blindfolded!
109. crying: STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER: I'm gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
110. for kids: So, you can see how that might be less than pleasant.
111. other days: You gots to look inside yourself! Positate the negative.
112. old comics: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied Without Dancing."
113. pizzaz: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your pizzaz?
114. the facts: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
115. time capsule: STINKOMAN: It tastes like a #1 jam!
116. extra plug: Whoa! Check out those lights! They're flashing!
117. montage: Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118. virus: Computer over? Virus equals very yes?
119. animal: Oh, wait. How could I enjoy the dinner and dancing if I'm already the fanglyfish?
120. radio: MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD: Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... CANNED AUDIENCE: Right! Ha ha! Yeah! MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD: Wait for it -- wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
121. part-time job: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker.
122. dreamail: FEMALE LAPPY: Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.
123. origins: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
124. secret recipes: being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, like, exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
125. rock opera: ALL: SBEMAIL!!

Complete Lyrics

Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:

Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture.
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.
Ummm... Double pants.
Awesome, awesome fancy danish.
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh?
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.
Ooooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah.
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!
Wha-ho!  Problematic.
Solid jumble!
Crazy beans double the real gold!
Computer internet bulging out.  Yeah, oh!
Dynomite afterparty!
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.
Ooooh! Oh!  Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho!  Definitely, definitely baby.
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal.
Experience dance tonight!  Unh!
Oooh!  I'm pleasant.
Positate without pizzaz and jam!!  Whoa!
Tonight equals dancing, yeah!
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!