DNA Evidence

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"...it was just a test tube full of green DNA evidence."

Strong Sad attempts to solve the mystery of the DNA Evidence.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Homsar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Coach Z

Places: The Field, Strong Badia, The Movie Theater, Marzipan's House, The Office, Strong Sad's Room, The Garage, Bubs' Concession Stand, Smoky Office, Computer Room, Coach Z's Locker Room

Date: May 15, 2007

Running Time: 5:35

Page Title: All your questions... sort of answered!!

Transcript

{There is yelow letters reading "Previously on HomestarRunner.com" on a black background.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Previously on HomestarRunner.com...

{Fade to the field. Marzipan and Homsar are sitting around a wooden table with a pink and white tea set on it. Faint music and snapping noises can be heard in the background.}

MARZIPAN: And that's when I believed the DNA evidence had been tampered with.

{The music continues. Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen sitting around a yellow table with a red and black tea set on it.}

STRONG BAD: And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!

{The music continues. Cut to inside the movie theater. Strong Sad is sitting in a seat next to Pom Pom.}

MOVIE: {voiceover} The DNA evidence was gone!

{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Strong Bad's statue of him wrestling a mountain lion is sitting by a couch with Homesar's trench coat and bowler hat hung on it. Homestar is standing in the middle of the room. Marzipan leans her head into the scene}

MARZIPAN: Did you find the DNA evidence?

{The music continues. Cut to inside the office. Strong Bad is sitting at his computer. Pom Pom and Homestar are at the edge of the scene}

HOMESTAR: I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by 5.

{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is sitting on the couch. The lights are off.}

HOMESTAR: DNA evidence.

{The music continues. A guitar comes in to the music. Cut to a purple background with "The DNA Evidence" written in block letters. The camera pans down to Strong Sad. Mumbling is heard in the background. Strong Sad has a Easel on his right side with a map of how e thinks the DNA evidence plot is working.}

STRONG SAD: Attention! Your attention please!

{cut to Homsar with his mouth open on the other side of the room. Homsar gulps and closes his mouth. The mumbling stops.}

STRONG SAD:After expensive investigation, i'm ready to release my findings. I first spoke with Marzipan.

Easter Eggs

"Moist Molecules!"

• Click on the Z on Coach Z's medallion to see a Strong Badman comic.
• Click on the Z again after the cutaway to see another Strong Badman comic.

Fun Facts

Explanations

• "On the rocks" means to pour over ice, usually said when ordering an alcoholic beverage.

Trivia

• The text on the Lappy 486 reads:

Hi. Yeah, go ahead and very safely enter most of your
credit card numbers onto this Lappy. It will safen it all
out.

Thanks,
The Strong Badagement

• The Floppy Disk Container reads "3DFX drivers".
  • 3DFX was a brand of graphics cards, the most notable line being the Voodoo cards.

Remarks

• Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in rough copy, he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook.

Inside References

• The entire cartoon is a continuation of the DNA Evidence running gag.
• This is another mention of Mountain Dew.
• Homestar's mispronunciation of DNA, and Coach Z's "mild mannered alter-ego" are references to Dan.

• Furthermore, Coach Z's alter-ego's last name is an example of "Man" pronounced as "m'n".

• The box Strong Sad pulls the DNA Evidence out of in the last scene is from The Secrets That I Keep.
• Strong Bad's glasses and the line "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!" are references to the Dangeresque series of films.
• Bubs' reference to the cost of "an arm and a leg" and Marzipan's response might refer to the fact that many of the characters lack visible body parts.
• Homsar makes a reference to pants
• This is yet another instance of Strong Bad smiling.

External Links

• watch "DNA Evidence"
• view the Flash file for "DNA Evidence"