From Homestar Runner Wiki
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| Age
| 17 (?)
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| Location
| That one place...
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| Galaxy
| Vilact
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| Biggest Fear
| Pie-wielding baboons
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| Favourite Books
| H2G2, 1984, AF
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| Favourite Movie
| H2G2
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| Favourite Author
| Douglas Adams, my friend Jason
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| Favourite Game
| I don't know...
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| Favourite Card Game
| Cheat!
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| Favourite T.V. show
| Undecided, but I sure do like this one
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Hi. I'm
VolatileChemical. You may have come here in hopes of me join, "Hi, I'm '''VolatileChemical'''! My real name is [[the bet|Kevin DuBrow]], and I live in [[Wikipedia:Salt Lake City, Utah|Salt Lake City, Michigan]]. If you would like to send me a donation for something or other, here's my [[Wikipedia:Home address|home address]], [[Wikipedia:Phone number|phone number]], [[Wikipedia:Computer password|computer passwords]], [[Wikipedia:Credit card information|credit card information]], [[Wikipedia:List of days VolatileChemical forgets to lock the front door to his house|list of days I forget to lock the front door to my house]], and [[Wikipedia:Combination to the safe that houses his easily stealable $70 000 vase from the Zing dynasty|combination to the safe that houses my easily stealable $70 000 vase from the]] [[Wikipedia:Zing Dynasty|Zing dynasty]]!"
Only, with my real name, all that information I said I'd give out, and my real town of residence with the correct state and country.
But I'm not gonna give it to you! I'm not one of those carelessly explicitly detail-giving wiki users on this...uh...wiki. Like some people we know who feel the need to trustingly give out all their personal information on the internet where anyone could see it and rob them.
I really like Homestar Runner, as I have for about four* years, so I decided to help the people on this site chronicle everything we know about him.
And some other guys. And Marzipan. And the peoples who have yet to be determined. shudders Anyway, I hail from Canada, and, as a part of the monarchial commonwealth, am a faithful servant and lackey of the crown. As a Canuck, I am obsessed with, uh...beer, especially Canadian beer, and duck hunting, probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, interior organs and unidentifiable crap, and as a fan of the series, my construction is just a lot of fan material. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.
I'm slightly proud that I created a certain page, until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of this page. I also wrote the band infobox template for all the fictional bands in Homestar Runner, though some credit should be given to this Sam guy for setting up the template page. The scructure formatting for Kissyboots was a nightmare, particularly finding a way to seperate the first and second paragraphs. Also, I created The Simpsons. The article, not the show. Uh, wait, did anyone who read that think I meant the show? Did you believe me? If you did, please disregard my last comment. I did create The Simpsons, I am awesome. You're so welcome.
To go along with the annoying self-promoting wiki user stereotype, I have an obligatory account on fanfiction.net, I have a DeviantArt account which I will not link because I never update to it, and I have also set up a Mindsay version of Strong Sad's blog/diary/journal. And yes, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't, I made those three redirect pages.
This is a cool website, but the main problem is that whenever a new toon comes out, the edit conflicts that follow immediately after would be hard for the United Nations to resolve. Pages that caused me particularly high annoyance due to edit conflicts include Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, space program and pop-up. I got maybe a line and a half into the page text somewhere around every 7 minutes, if I was unusually fast, and it was usually on my fifth try, after I had realized that I had to copy and paste the text I wanted to add instead of taking the time to type it if I wanted to save it uninterrupted. Which is weird, because Phlip thinks I co-wrote the transcript of space program with him. I'm not complaining, I think that's awesome, but I just don't agree with that. Then again, I do have 28 edits on the transcript...more than anyone...anyways, who cares.
My favourite toon is the one where Strong Bad is in jail. My favourite Strong Bad Email is couch patch.
Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:
]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr.
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists.
*Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago**.
**This may or may not be true as well.
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| TAVI
| This user was on Ye Olde Wiki. Oh, those were the days...when I was on the Old Wiki, that is. Those were the days when I was on the old wiki.
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| GO
| This user found the wiki from a Google search. Maybe. I can't remember. It could've been Google?
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| STUFF
| This user likes to vote on STUFF. He also likes to eat STUFF, say STUFF and look at STUFF. He also likes to capitalize random WORDS.
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| BSW
| This user is also on Bonus Stage Wiki. Or, at least, I was. I miss that website. I miss Bonus Stage itself. {bursts into tears} Oh, Bonus Stage...! I pine for you...
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| EM
| This user has an Email address. Which is pretty cool, for 1994.
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| OOOOLD
| This user is over 10,000 years old.
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| This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best. But I also prefer the Tandy emails. And the Lappy emails.
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| This user's other favorite character is Trogador.
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| This user's other other favorite character is—ah, forget it. You know what? They're all my favorites.
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| This user's favorite Chapman is Matt, because he always looks like's he's just got back from half a year of withdrawal.
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| This user likes Mike a lot, too, because he always looks like he's just got back from convincing Matt to go into withdrawal.
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| This user is creeped out by Donnie.
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| Last, but not least, this user loves 20X6.
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| Okay, last one, I swear...this user loves Old-Timey Toons.
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| This user is funny beyond all belief.
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| This user is GOOD, FOR THE MOST PART! Wait, is "most part" one word? Mostpart? I don't think it is...this user'll have to look that up.
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| This user's favorite toon is that one toon...what was it called?
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| IF ONLY
| This user, upon seeing that someone had set up all these boxes in one bigger box to make it look good, wishes he had thought of that.
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| SF
| This user is a super freak, super freak. Super freakay.
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| DGHDA
| This user notes with sorrow that where there had been a large Homestar Runner timeline wedged magnificantly in the new HRWiki project pages, there was now just a small, sad pile of votes for deletion.
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| Oh, jeez! This user's all aboot bein' uh Canadian, eh?
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| This user wants to watch Strong Bad Emails on his/her iPod, but his/her iPod is second generation. He/she would just watch it on iTunes, but it takes forever to update it and it always freezes halfway through.
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