Alcohol

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Alcoholic beverages often find their way into conversations, households, hands, and yes, even mouths of the Homestar Runner characters.

Contents 1 Appearances 1.1 Strong Bad Email 1.2 Other Appearances 2 See Also

Appearances

Strong Bad Email

• making out — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to make out with her, Strong Bad proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".
• theme party — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a bear wearing sunglasses, holding a beer mug, along with Calvin, who appears to be passed out.
• dangeresque 3 — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
• time capsule — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z.
• radio — Homestar Runner throws a rocks glass while yelling "High-ball!"
• modeling — "Colognac" is a portmanteau formed by combining "cognac", a distilled liquor, and "cologne", a fragrance.
• space program — During the SBASAF slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
• myths & legends — Bubs states that the Bear holding a Shark shot glasses are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve small amounts of (usually potent) liquor.
• senior prom — Strong Bad mentions consuming "okratinis", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
  • Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
• rock opera — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs us that he is "pleasant".
• theme song - In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
• your funeral — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
• rough copy — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
• hygiene — Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a hangover.
• business trip — Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "Expen$e Account Ones".
• nightlife — Bubs runs the bar at Club Technochocolate and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in an eye dropper.

Other Appearances

• Because It's Midnite — The song mentions a "champagne glass."
• Thorax Corporation — Our Gentle Staph page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
• Thorax Corporation — Leg Delabor's page includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.
• Thorax Corporation — Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page states that he was drinking while thinking of new PRODUKTs.
• Meet Marshie — Marshie recommends Fluffy Puff Marshmallows over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a martini.
• Homestarloween Party — Pom Pom's girls are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
• Dancin' Bubs — Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
• Nighttime Driving Type Game — Features "Drunk Drivers".
• The Luau — Among the phrases of "Polynesian Prose" that Strong Sad recites is "Kahlúa and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Coach Z raps about Hennessy, a brand of cognac.
• The Best Decemberween Ever — Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!"
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Coach Z and Bubs leave messages while drunk.
• Ballad of The Sneak — As mentioned in the song, The Sneak drinks bootleg hooch, a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
  • Also, there is a political cartoon featuring the subjects of prohibition and the Hawley-Smoot Tariff.
• New Boots — Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
• That Time of Year — Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
• That A Ghost — Fat Dudley is caught drinking hooch.
• Commandos in the Classroom — One of the Blue Laser Minions asks Fightgar "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 — The Olda Boys are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — The Scotsmen are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an alcoholic proof of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
• Fan Costumes '06 — Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
• Decemberween Short Shorts — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a portmanteau of wheatgrass and martini.
• Drive-Thru — Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
• Where's an Egg? — One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
• Sickly Sam's Big Outing — A jug of hooch can be found in Sickly Sam's stomach.
• SBCG4AP Dev Blog — One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini.
• Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at Club Technochocolate, both of which he proceeds to drink.
• Baddest of the Bands — A bottle of wine sits on a table at Club Technochocolate.
• Hooked on Decemberween — Brainkrieg claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.

See Also

• Cold One
• Listerine