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"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."

The sender of the Strong Bad Email 4 branches asks about the stupidest thing Homestar Runner has ever done, said, or imagined, and Strong Bad replies that it would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. As Strong Bad states in TrogdorCon '97, he has an unbelievably loose grasp on the world around him.

Contents

Stupid Things Homestar's Done

Big Toons

  • In Search of the Yello Dello — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
  • The Luau — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of melonade, and relieves himself over the spare firewood behind Marzipan's gazebo. He also fails to notice Strong Sad standing on the opposite side of the tofu spit roast.
  • Weclome Back — Homestar Runner sleeps in through several months, leaving homestarrunner.com without updates.

Shorts

  • Theme Song Video — The cake Homestar makes for Marzipan collapses.
  • Fluffy Puff Commercial — Homestar repeatedly flubs his line for the commercial until it's night and he's on take 854 so settles for a simpler endorsement.
  • The Interview — Strong Bad tries to interview Homestar to find out what "his freakin' problem is".
    • Homestar walks past the arranged meeting place several times, ending up half an hour late.
    • Homestar claims to have driven, twice despite Strong Bad pointing out he doesn't own a car.
    • Homestar mistakes Stong Bad's interview for a Job interview and hands over his grocery list as his resume.
    • Homestar forgets who is the interviewer and interviewee.
  • Arcade Machine — Homestar fails to notice the post it note saying Strong Bad is in the basement until he types in an email asking where Strong Bad is.
  • Experimental Film — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.
  • Donut Unto Others
    • Homestar buys questionable medical coverage from Bubs.
    • His doughnut batter has clear hairs in it.
    • Homestar passes off Marzipan telling to get out of her kitchen as a positive review.
    • Homestar sets up a fryer in a cardboard box, which causes Homestar's face to be fried when Strong Bad knocks the store over.

Holiday Toons

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email credit card — Homestar falls for Strong Bad's blatantly transparent phishing attempt, even noting that "Superfied Credit Union" has the same email address as Strong Bad.
  • Email super powers — Homestar fails to notice Strong Bad using his powers to remove Homestar's cap repeatedly.
  • Email 1 step ahead — Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad has his hands glued to his butt, and takes Strong Sad saying he can't help it the wrong way.
  • Email dullard — The titular Dullard is Homestar, not noticing how Strong Bad is trying to ignore his rambling.
  • Email helium — Homestar mistakes The Cheat, inflated by helium for "an ugly bird".
  • Email your friends — Homestar willingly and enthusiastically puts his head into a vat of hot lava on Strong Bad's request.
  • Email 50 emails — Homestar crashes the Compy 386 through attempting to delete an email and leave a fake "everything's fine" message.
  • Email island — Homester thinks an old flyer for the Superbowl has "saved" him and Strong Bad.
  • Email monster truck — Homestar's part in Awexome Cross '98 involves Strong Mad smashing Marzipan's guitar over his head.
  • Email fingers — Homestar wears ridiculous fake arms.
  • Email the show — Homestar can't seem to remember whether he's running a talk show or a game show.
  • Email caper — A sleepy Homestar mistakes Strong Bad and the Cheat for Strong Sad and Batman, then thanks them for breaking his cow lamp.
  • Email 2 emails — Homestar uses Strong Bad's blender and Game Boy to try and make a time machine.
  • Email privileges — Homestar thinks the Cheat burning magazines counts as getting a subscription.
  • Email anything — Homestar takes over answering Strong Bad's email
    • He seems to think he's teaching a class while doing so.
    • He gets mad when the email refers to him as Strong Bad. Despite saying he'll let is slide, he then holds back the sender after "class".
    • Somehow believes the sender is called Jerome when they signed the email as "Dan".
    • Homestar once used old Sega Tapes as coasters.
    • Homestar once made shoes out of shoeboxes.
    • And Homestar finishes the email by making a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer and proceeds to pour Mountain Dew over the 386's keyboard.
  • Email stunt double — Homestar is in shot by accident in one scene.
  • Email date — Homestar spends his date with Marzipan having her play a guessing game where he says an option not available, kicking her shin and spitting his "coffee" into her face.
  • Email impression — Homestar's Strong Sad costume has shoes that look like hippo's heads rather than feet, he misidentifies them as Elephants and he somehow got a sock taped to his head without realising.
  • Email couch patch — Homestar thinks the email is about Teddy Graham Memories and recalls the time he spat on onto the ceiling of the basement.
  • Email local news — Bubs charges Homestar $5 to stand in line and he declares it the best $5 he's ever spent.
  • Email caffeine — Homestar's science project consists entirely of a single brown puddle and a sign with "AWW MAN. IT MELTED." written on it.
  • Email army — Sick of playing second fiddle to Strong Bad and The Cheat, Homestar forms the Homestarmy to invade Strong Badia.
    • Homestar mispronounces Colonel as Col-on-el.
    • He tries to recruit Strong Bad to invade his own country.
    • His speech includes him stating that he'll place a fake beard on The Tire.
    • Homestar declares a retreat when the invasion clashes with a badminton game.
  • Email the bet — Homestar thinks he's lost the bet until informed otherwise and declares that if Strong Bad told him to jump off a bridge, he would.
  • Email monument — Homestar is distracted from putting on pants by the arrival of The Thnikkaman.
  • Email flashback — Homestar believes he might live in The House of the Brothers Strong.

Marzipan's Answering Machine

  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one where he poorly imitates the usual calls Marzipan gets, including one of himself.

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Stupid Things Homestar's Said

Big Toons

Shorts

  • Fluffy Puff Commercial
    • "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows. Seriously folks, they're—"
    • "Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too."
    • "Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity Marshalades."
    • "Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies."

Holiday Toons

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email helium — "Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird. [...] No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird."
  • Email specially marked — "Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!"

Marzipan's Answering Machine

  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — "Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could {slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan} buh... oh. {poorly imitates operator error tone} Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. {poorly imitates dial tone} Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!"
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one.
    • {deep voice} "Oh, hey, Marzipan. This is the Strong Baad. Uh... go around... go around with doo doo on your head... 'cause it could be funny. Okay, bye. Beep!"
    • {imitating Coach Z} "Oh... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Boop!"
    • {depressed monotone} "Oh, hey Marzipan this is Strong Sad. Um... some animal died. Boop!"

Games

Others

  • First Time Here?
    • "Welcome to HomestarRunner.net."
    • "Oh right, HomestarRunner.net. It's dot com!"
    • "Something.com!"
    • "Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner—"
    • "Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—"
    • "I am Homestar, and This is A Website!"
    • "Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner! ... Isn't that great?"
  • Homestar Runner's Character Video — "If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit."
  • Strong Bad's Character Video
    • "Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here."
    • "That sounds re-ZON-able."

Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined

Big Toons

Shorts

  • Donut Unto Others — Homestar claims to have dreamt that "[he] was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!" but from what we see, he's a Mexican high-jump champion with only one leg.

Holiday Toons

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email colonization — Homestar addresses the imaginary masses who cheer his statements declaring eggs to not be a fruit; dirty diapers to no longer be legal tender; and that guys called Henry can no longer call themselves Hank.

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others

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