Strong Bad Email Menu

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The menu in which all of the Strong Bad Emails are displayed on Strong Bad's computers.

Place: Computer Room

Date: December 31st, 2020 (Current Version)

Page Title: Sbemails

Email Listing

Number	Release Date	Name	Description	Running Time
057	2003	japanese cartoon	Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths!	2 minutes 2 seconds
056	2002	current status	Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail.	1 minute 14 seconds
055	2002	cheat talk	Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat.	1 minute 8 seconds
054	2002	morning routine	The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for...	2 minutes 9 seconds
053	2002	comic	Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad.	1 minute 43 seconds
052	2002	island	The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island.	1 minute 57 seconds
051	2002	website	Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002.	1 minute 53 seconds
050	2002	50 emails	In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails.	2 minutes 45 seconds
049	2002	theme party	Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party.	1 minute 06 seconds
048	2002	ghosts	Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer!	1 minute 57 seconds
047	2002	new hands	Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with.	1 minute 36 seconds
046	2002	your friends	Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends.	1 minute 11 seconds
045	2002	techno	Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece.	1 minute 13 seconds
044	2002	lures & jigs	Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one.	1 minute 45 seconds
043	2002	little questions	Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan.	1 minute 13 seconds
042	2002	action figure	Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure.	1 minute 45 seconds
041	2002	invisibility	The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible.	1 minute 54 seconds
040	2002	vacation	Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations.	4 minutes 17 seconds
039	2002	property of ones	Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones.	1 minute 19 seconds
038	2002	helium	Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly!	1 minute 46 seconds
037	2002	dullard	Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard.	2 minutes 5 seconds
036	2002	guitar	Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills.	1 minute 32 seconds
035	2002	sisters	Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend.	1 minute 40 seconds
034	2002	weird dream	Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had.	1 minute 17 seconds
033	2002	gimmicks	The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers.	1 minute 16 seconds
032	2002	flag day	Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate.	2 minutes 3 seconds
031	2002	sugarbob	Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something.	1 minute 48 seconds
030	2002	12:00	Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock.	1 minute 12 seconds
029	2002	superhero name	Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish!	1 minute 8 seconds.
028	2002	1 step ahead	This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face.	1 minute 17 seconds
027	2002	3 wishes	Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that.	1 minute 32 seconds
026	2002	CGNU	Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.	1 minute 12 seconds
025	2002	super powers	The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed.	1 minute 17 seconds
024	2002	the bird	Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery.	1 minute 20 seconds
023	2002	little animal	The origin story of kicking The Cheat.	1 minute 16 seconds
022	2002	sb_email 22	The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK.	34 seconds
021	2002	cartoon	Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around.	1 minute 45 seconds
020	2002	spring cleaning	Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED!	1 minute 27 seconds
019	2002	tape-leg	Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2.	1 minute 1 second
018	2002	stand-up	Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance.	1 minute 27 seconds
017	2002	studying	Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying.	1 minute 13 seconds
016	2002	band names	Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name.	1 minute 13 seconds
015	2002	the basics	Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people.	1 minute 8 seconds
014	2002	duck pond	Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky.	41 seconds
013	2002	i she be	The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there!	1 minute 11 seconds
012	2002	credit card	Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam.	1 minute 18 seconds
011	2002	i rule	Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before.	40 seconds
010	2002	trevor the vampire	When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago.	1 minute 6 seconds
009	2002	i love you	Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!	56 seconds
008	2002	brianrietta	Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.	53 seconds
007	2001	halloweener	Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar.	1 minute 15 seconds
006	2001	depressio	Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad.	54 seconds
005	2001	making out	A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh.	59 seconds
004	2001	homestar hair	When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe.	55 seconds
003	2001	butt IQ	Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts.	59 seconds
002	2001	homsar	Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email.	46 seconds
001	2001	some kinda robot	Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome."	45 seconds

Strong Bad's Commentary

Occasionally, when selecting an email, Strong Bad will comment on it. The exact comment seems to be picked at random.

• Oh, you're gonna love this one!
• Oh! Good choice!
• Ah, the pinnacle of Sbemails!
• Oh! I love this email!
• Meeeeh, maybe pick another one.
• This Sbemail was under appreciated in its time
• Ah, this is like my 74th least favorite one.
• I definitely phoned this one in.

Easter eggs

• Click the computer's logo to change the computer displaying the menu to its predecessor. It goes in the order of Lappier > Compé > Lappy > Compy 386 > Tandy 400 before returning to the beginning.
• Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a scroll button song. What song Strong Bad sings depends on what computer is currently being used with Strong Bad singing a Scroll button song from the computer's era, randomly picked if there's multiple ones.