Strong Bad Email Menu

From Homestar Runner Wiki

The menu in which all of the Strong Bad Emails are displayed on Strong Bad's computers.

Place: Computer Room

Date: December 31st, 2020 (Current Version)

Page Title: Sbemails

Email Listing

Number	Release Date	Name	Description	Running Time
0	2004	[[]]		:
092	2003	kind of cool	Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!!	2:57
091	2003	caffeine	See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been!	2:41
090	2003	colonization	Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might.	1:57
089	2003	local news	The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight.	3:05
088	2003	couch patch	The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know!	3:01
087	2003	mile	SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon.	2:27
086	2003	no loafing	Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings.	1:54
085	2003	2 years	Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about.	2:02
084	2003	kids' book	Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different."	2:01
083	2003	labor day	Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever.	2:46
082	2003	impression	Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.	3:13
081	2003	date	Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors!	3:10
080	2003	stunt double	Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque!	2:17
079	2003	the process	Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro!	3:20
078	2003	anything	The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it?	2:13
077	2003	suntan	Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun.	3:17
076	2003	sibbie	Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait.	2:19
075	2003	funny	SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star.	2:20
074	2003	privileges	The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon!	2:23
073	2003	mascot	Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match!	2:00
072	2003	crazy cartoon	Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL!	2:39
071	2003	2 emails	Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time.	2:26
070	2003	big white face	After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith.	2:51
069	2003	personal favorites	Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right?	2:21
068	2003	caper	Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up.	2:49
067	2003	autobiography	Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography.	2:43
066	2003	the show	Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.'	2:34
065	2003	unused emails	What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out!	1:38
064	2003	english paper	Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork.	2:13
063	2003	fingers	Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves	2:07
062	2003	interview	Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee."	2:13
061	2003	monster truck	Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public!	1:43
060	2003	huttah!	Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails.	2:35
059	2003	marzipan	Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him.	2:15
058	2003	dragon	Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly.	3:20
057	2003	japanese cartoon	Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths!	2:02
056	2002	current status	Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail.	1:14
055	2002	cheat talk	Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat.	1:08
054	2002	morning routine	The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for...	2:09
053	2002	comic	Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad.	1:43
052	2002	island	The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island.	1:57
051	2002	website	Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002.	1:53
050	2002	50 emails	In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails.	2:45
049	2002	theme party	Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party.	1:06
048	2002	ghosts	Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer!	1:57
047	2002	new hands	Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with.	1:36
046	2002	your friends	Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends.	1:11
045	2002	techno	Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece.	1:13
044	2002	lures & jigs	Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one.	1:45
043	2002	little questions	Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan.	1:13
042	2002	action figure	Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure.	1:45
041	2002	invisibility	The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible.	1:54
040	2002	vacation	Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations.	4:17
039	2002	property of ones	Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones.	1:19
038	2002	helium	Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly!	1:46
037	2002	dullard	Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard.	2:05
036	2002	guitar	Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills.	1:32
035	2002	sisters	Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend.	1:40
034	2002	weird dream	Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had.	1:17
033	2002	gimmicks	The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers.	1:16
032	2002	flag day	Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate.	2:03
031	2002	sugarbob	Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something.	1:48
030	2002	12:00	Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock.	1:12
029	2002	superhero name	Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish!	1:08
028	2002	1 step ahead	This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face.	1:17
027	2002	3 wishes	Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that.	1:32
026	2002	CGNU	Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.	1:12
025	2002	super powers	The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed.	1:17
024	2002	the bird	Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery.	1:20
023	2002	little animal	The origin story of kicking The Cheat.	1:16
022	2002	sb_email 22	The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK.	0:34
021	2002	cartoon	Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around.	1:45
020	2002	spring cleaning	Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED!	1:27
019	2002	tape-leg	Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2.	1:01
018	2002	stand-up	Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance.	1:27
017	2002	studying	Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying.	1:13
016	2002	band names	Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name.	1:13
015	2002	the basics	Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people.	1:08
014	2002	duck pond	Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky.	0:41
013	2002	i she be	The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there!	1:11
012	2002	credit card	Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam.	1:18
011	2002	i rule	Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before.	0:40
010	2002	trevor the vampire	When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago.	1:06
009	2002	i love you	Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!	0:56
008	2002	brianrietta	Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.	0:53
007	2001	halloweener	Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar.	1:15
006	2001	depressio	Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad.	0:54
005	2001	making out	A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh.	0:59
004	2001	homestar hair	When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe.	0:55
003	2001	butt IQ	Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts.	0:59
002	2001	homsar	Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email.	0:46
001	2001	some kinda robot	Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome."	0:45

Strong Bad's Commentary

Occasionally, when selecting an email, Strong Bad will comment on it. The exact comment seems to be picked at random.

• Oh, you're gonna love this one!
• Oh! Good choice!
• Ah, the pinnacle of Sbemails!
• Oh! I love this email!
• Meeeeh, maybe pick another one.
• This Sbemail was under appreciated in its time
• Ah, this is like my 74th least favorite one.
• I definitely phoned this one in.
• I have no memory of this Email...
• This one...is okay.
• Oh, this the one with the stuff! And the characters!

Easter eggs

• Click the computer's logo to change the computer displaying the menu to its predecessor. It goes in the order of Lappier > Compé > Lappy > Compy 386 > Tandy 400 before returning to the beginning.
• Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a scroll button song. What song Strong Bad sings depends on what computer is currently being used with Strong Bad singing a Scroll button song from the computer's era, randomly picked if there's multiple ones.