Clubs (weapons)

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Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed.

Not to be confused with Clubs (organizations).

Clubs are among the favored weapons of Homestar Runner characters.

[edit] Appearances

• Email mascot — The Cheat hits things with a golf club, an action immortalized in the CGNU Fight Song.
• Peasant's Quest — The Jhonka wields a club.
  • The game's responses are unclear if his weapon is "a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest."
  • In impression, the Jhonka's club is additionally depicted with several large spikes.
• Email modeling — Strong Bad poses with a golf club.
• Emails disconnected; more armies — As the Municipality's Poopertrooper, The Poopsmith's uniform includes a billy club.
• Thy Dungeonman 3 — Fat, Fat Friar uses a "mutton chop" as a makeshift club.
• Baddest of the Bands — As security, Strong Sad uses a billy club. Strong Bad later uses it to slander Limozeen.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 — Cheerleader clubs potential valentines.

[edit] See Also

• Golf