Paper Towels

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(Most macaronis nailed to a paper towel tube. By Strong Mad.)
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*Email [[bottom 10]] — At the end of the email, [[Strong Bad]] asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own [[puke]] off the keyboard.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — At the end of the email, [[Strong Bad]] asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own [[puke]] off the keyboard.
*Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of [[The Proud Anselmo]] in [[space program]] and the [[USS Flirtini]] in [[Date Nite]].
*Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of [[The Proud Anselmo]] in [[space program]] and the [[USS Flirtini]] in [[Date Nite]].
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*[[record book]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s record in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] is "Most [[Macaroni]]s [[Nail]]ed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad".
*Email [[licensed]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
*Email [[licensed]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
*[[Hremails]] — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"
*[[Hremails]] — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"

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"Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!"

Paper towels are exorbitantly absorbent, and used for cleaning up big messes and "desperate times".

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