Paper Towels

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Paper towels are exorbitantly absorbent, and used for cleaning up big messes and "desperate times".

Appearances

• Shopping for Danger — Blue Laser goes shopping at Price Style to purchase WIPE! brand paper towels.
• Email bottom 10 — At the end of the email, Strong Bad asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own puke off the keyboard.
• Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of The Proud Anselmo in space program and the USS Flirtini in Date Nite.
• record book — Strong Mad's record in Count Longardeaux's Book is "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad".
• Email licensed — Biscuitdoughhandsman licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
• Hremails — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"
• Decemberween Dangeresque — Dangeresque insists that Hot Jones is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black beans.

See Also

• Toilet Paper
• Towels
• Napkins