Secret Pages

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This is where all the secret pages and old .swf things go. Please remember to put a description when adding something to the list. Put newer things to the bottom of a list.

Note: Sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.

Music

Everybody — A constant loop of the "Everybody!" song used in the intro.

Sometimes this is 404'd.

The Cheat is not Dead — A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

Limozeen — A sample of the Limozeen song from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

Music — This is the music from the classic cartoon, Marshmallow's Last Stand. (This is a loop from the beginning of Beck's "Tropicalia".)

Oh yeah — Marzipan's song from the Strong Bad Email, marzipan.

Sing Along — A weird, unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.

Renegade Master — A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's "Renegade Master" that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, but was replaced by the techno loop below.

Techno — A sample loop from from techno used in Dancin' Bubs.

Banjo — From the little questions Easter egg; also used in Dancin' Bubs.

Drum N' Bass A loop from Everybody to the Limit; also used in Dancin' Bubs.

Fluffy Puff Theme Song — The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Theme Song from Meet Marshie

Poop Smoke — A remix including Poot Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water.

Welcome.mp3 — An mp3 file of the "Welcome to your doom" sound that plays when you go to Strong Bad's Website. It is the sound that plays before every boss in the Sega Genesis game "Altered Beast".

Old Stuff

Secret Homsar Main Page - Found by clicking on the 5 in 2005 on all of the regular main pages.

Fan Costumes — A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of Fan Costume Commentary. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the Homsar Main Page.

Third Games Menu — One of the old game menus.

Bored Buttons — An old navigation.

Old Telebision Toons Menu — Old toons menu, both with and without sound.

Chinese Food Toons Menu — Old toons menu. Related to fortune cookie game?

Loading... — An old loading Homestar thing. Actually from the removed toon Marshmallow's Last Stand.

Broken Tandy Menu — An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used when the Tandy 400 blew up, so Strong Bad had to use notebook paper.

Vacation Menu — An old Strong Bad vacation menu. Click on the post-it note to hear some funny... stuff.

Loading 2 — An old loading screen.

Lava Lamp Toons Menu — Old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button.

Yearbook Character Page — Old characters page. It was believed to be made sometime after the toon "The Luau". Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then.

Decemberween Email Menu — This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002.

Old Main Page 6 — This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. Also, Homestar's mouth will move when you mouse over downloads and store, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything.

Message Bored Rules — They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored.

Error Page — The error page that was used before 404'd. If you look closely on the mailbox before the letters appear on the Email page, you can see that Strong Bad face from the old error page.

Intro 2 — Actually the third Intro made between the first, second, and fourth intros.

Wanted — This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon came out.

Old SB Email #46 — This is an alternate version of your friends, with music that ends very early.

Some other differences:
- in the newer version, an announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching says "Some type of tv show"
- newer: There are extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind SB as he bothers Marzipan
- newer: SB is seen holding a bottle of hot sauce as he nettles Homsar
- newer: Strong Bad's mouth is visible in the reflection when he sings the e-mail song
- newer: The Cheat angrily curses Strong Bad (in Cheat-speak) when he's taped to Pom Pom
- older: At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
- newer: pom pom does 1 more turn
- older: The backround music stops as the scene goes to Strong Sad.

Luau Menu — An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.

Stencils — Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Pumpkin Stencils

Another Old Toons Menu? — Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in this page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source: "Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?"

An older old flash stuff menu — Just an older old flash stuff menu. It has the Marshmallow's Last Stand button, but it doesnt work.

Astro Lite 2600 — Another version of the Astro Lite game that used to be accessable from the museum.

Old SB Email Selection — The email selection before the email virus

Old games page? — Probably an old games page.

Broken Compy Menu — The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal.

Wallpaper o' the Week— Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.

Email Updates — Before TBC started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.

Answering Machine — This is just Marzipans answering machine, but it doesnt have the selection for the other answering machines. I found it in the page source of the games 3 page. The games 3 page link is also on this site.

Random Things

Not the 100th Email!!! — Never purposefully linked to at any time, this secret page was actually designed to be discovered.

Weeklies XML — Some XML page about the weekly things. The source says:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
<sketchbook>fhqwhgads robot</sketchbook>
<fanstuff>feltstar creeper</fanstuff>
<qod character="coachz" filename="cz_slipthrufingers.mp3">Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!</qod>


<!-- Chapos: here are the character shortcuts 
homestar   
strongbad   
strongsad 
bubs
coachz
marzipan
kingoftown
strongmad
homsar
marshie
cardgage
cheerleader 
soandso 
whatsherface 
uglyone 
stinkoman
1up 
gunhaver  
fightgar 
silentrip 
crackotage 
reynold
bluelaser  
ehsteve
doreauxgard 
oldstrongbad 
oldhomestar 
oldstrongsad    
oldmarzipan  
oldcoachz

     Love, jonathan ("nickname")
-->

Seriously — Macintosh Homestar Runner //404-d!

Yellow Dello Deleted Scene — This is the scene from In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front.

Where the Crap Are We? — Some weird thing with Homestar and Strong Bad that isn't on the official site, but still appears to be the real deal.

Current Toons Menu — The same toons menu, but it has a different page name: not toons.html, but it's tvguide.html. Also, you can click here for the swf file: SWF File of the Toons Menu

Happy T — A sign which says "Happy T." You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff. Then click in the lower right hand corner of the screen to hear Homsar.

SB Sign — A strange Strong Bad sign.

Needle Point — A small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad that appears sewn.

Matt Cake!!! — A scary cake. Click on one of the cherries for a special surprise.

Tire Cake — A tire with candles. Click on one to see the snake from the Strongbadia flag.

50 cake — The Easter egg that was used in the email big white face, click on it for all sorts of crazy crap.

Kicking Game — A kicking game. Kick the picture 47 times to see it break. (The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from the old Strong Bad Message Bored, who finally posted her pic after everyone begged her to. The Cheat then made this game.) If you save the Flash file on to your hard drive and then kick the picture, it will break the first time you kick Taryn.

H*R Theme — A desktop theme for H*R.

SB Theme — A desktop theme for SB.

Another H*R Theme — A H*R desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song though.

Shirts — Some Waffle House-style shirts and some Jamaican shirt thing.

Wireless Bizness — A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails. (No longer works.)

Coolest — A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com does exist.

Pom Pom Glossy — A cool Pom Pom picture.

SB Glossy — A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in 2 years.

Marzipan Shirts — Marzipan shirts that were never used.

Ween Stuff — Halloween fan pictures.

Bored Buttons — Message bored buttons that were never used.

H*R Glossy — Just like all the other glossies.

Limozeen eCards — Make and send a Thanksgiving Limozeen eCard. It doesn't work, though. It just says "loading..." and keeps doing that.

H*R Yearbook — It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over homestar's head to hear him say "Sign My Yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it."

Character Cards — Probably an old Characters page. Click the cards to flip through the deck. Homeschool Winner is named here.

Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver — These screensavers can also be gotten by downloading the themes.

404'd — The error message that appears when you go to something on H*R.com that doesn't exist, embedded in this page.

Interview 2 — This is an unfinished version of The Interview. It has less than the original and it seems that the lip syncing is unfinished as well. Notice that Strong Bad says "Thanks for your time." instead of "Get out of my face!" at the end?

Strong Bad's Commentary — This is Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King Of Town DVD, but at the end of this version it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.

News — The news button that is integrated in every main page.

Homepages — The homepages list that is integrated in every main page.

Answering Machines — The menu in the bottom right of Marzipan's Answering Machine.

No Flash — An old page telling you that you need to download Flash.

Strong Mad Stickers — Print out Strong Mad Stickers!

Ween Intro — The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes you to main page 7 "Dead as a Doornail".

Filter — The Flash file used on the index page of the old site. It redirects you to either the Old Intro 2 or the No Flash page above.

Making Out — The "Click on the Monkey!!!" pop-up that was in the 118th Strong Bad Email. Also view the flash file

Seriously! — An Easter egg from the 2003 Halloween toon, accessed by clicking on Homestar (who is dressed as tennis superbrat John McEnroe) in the cast list at the end.

MORE TO COME! — The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.

Downloads Menu — Just a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller.

Banners and Link Graphics — no longer on site, just some pictures that can be used on your site to link to H*R

Mac icons instructions — Old Mac icon instructions.

Virus'd QoD — What happens when you click on the 'Q' button at the top of the virus e-mail. Notice that when you roll over the 'Don't tape this!' text it turns into 'Don't take this!'

Virus'd Fanstuff - What happens when you click on the 'F' button at the top of the virus e-mail.

Virus'd Sketchbook - What happens when you click on the 'S' button at the top of the virus e-mail.

Strong Bad's "Time Machine" download

The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page

Images

These images are likely avatars either used by The Brothers Chaps or simply collected by them.

Wallpapers — The wallpaper download page.

Picture 1 — An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in different town

Picture 2 — An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz.

Picture 3 — An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz.

Picture 4 — A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival.

Picture 5 — Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." A larger version of the image is found here.

Icon — Homestar Runner icon

Previews

These are the mini-Flash animations that appear on the TV screen when you scroll over the title of an item on the Toons Menu. (Easter egg)

Big Toons

Shorts

Holiday

Puppet Stuff

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 [[404'd]] — The error message that appears when you go to something on H*R.com that doesn't exist, embedded in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/404error.html this] page.
 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview2.html Interview 2] — This is an unfinished version of [[The Interview]]. It has less than the original and it seems that the lip syncing is unfinished as well.
+Notice that Strong Bad says "Thanks for your time." instead of "Get out of my face!" at the end?
 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sb_kingcomment.swf Strong Bad's Commentary] — This is Strong Bad's Commentary for the [[The King Of Town DVD]], but at the end of this version it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.

Secret Pages

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