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I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait—



New caption here! Check my archive for past competitors!


Guys, I hope you all know I rock. 'Cause you really need to.

Anyway, my name is Willis Periwinkle. I've seen every cartoon on Homestar Runner, and I can safely say I've seen most more than twice. I found out a while ago when I typed in to see what happened. The result was a boring website, but one that led me to I thought the idea was a clever one and soon I went on the website regularly. now I always check before going to I didn't actually know what easter eggs were before going here. You can't imagine the amount of toons I had to see all over again. Ah well. T'was fun to see them again anyway.

as for music, i never liked the bands of today. i hate them with a passion, and that means you, blink 182, green day, simple plan, good charlotte, and to a lesser extent, the killers. i'd much rather go for bob dylan, iggy pop, bruce springsteen, the white stripes, the j. giels band, brian wilson, moxy fruvous, and a few others.

MY contributions are not much, Because I mostly just patrol the recent changes. I also mostly just interact with other users, making me a pretty useless user. Ah well.

How I discovered Homestar Runner

Well, I actually learned about it in 2003, when my friend Marcus wore a Trogdor hoodie to school. He loved the website but I thought it sounded wierd and refused to check it out. When I moved to my new school, my friend Aidan started talking about it, and I knew I must check it out now. When I did, it became the most frequently visited website on my computer. Score.

My favorites

I don't have any favorites. the toons are like my children, I love them all!

So, who the heck is this guy?!

Well, I rock. That's all you really need to know. I told you that before, and I'm not happy to tell you again. That just really annoys me.

This thing is the cutest robot I've ever seen. Oh my god.

Why the heck does this annoying jerk stay on such a cool website?

Because he has no friends. Kidding.

Why the heck does this guy use so many headlines?

Because he feels like it. So there.

Things i'm proud of

I managed to revert the first pages that NSMC corrupted. No I didn't. I just wish I did.

I edit primarily on STUFF pages, and I like to think that I write valuable insights, though I doubt it.

I've now welcomed 10 users, going on 11. Not much, but I'm getting there.

Over 200 edits patrolled.

Anything else you want to know about?

Email me at And my im is willisperiwinkle at aim.

My aspirations for the future of wikidom

I hope to be nominated as a sysop next year. I know this will never happen, but I still wish it would. Then I could hang out with cool people like Joeyday and Thunderbird. Oh, and Grapenuts. That cereal is a-prettypretty good! Yeah, I could totally replace him as a sysop. I mean, a robot?! Oh, wait. I couldn't. If that thing had a brain, it'd have twice the iq of me. Ah well.

I also hope to fight the next NSMC kinda vandal, if ever there was one. This time, I actually know how to revert edits, and I might actually help when the next big vandal comes!

Finally, I hope to be the user most linked to pages. That'd be awesome.

When the strong bad email narrator was first up, I tried to make a fun fact and got edit conflict'd 6 times. I finally gave up and someone made the exact same thing right after me. I promptly slashed my wrists. I wish no one would be dit conflict'd anymore. I could develop software or something to prevent it. I think.

Coolest person of the week

Hasn't Matt?

Note: This user is cool because he is so far the only winner of my caption contest. I know, there was another one, but I have to say even I did a better job than the other contestant did.

cool people

note that these are all cool people, but only a few have been my coolest person of the week.

Trendy Purse,
The comster,
Lightningbird L17,
Roy 27,
The Day of Joe,
Racing Oil,
 E.L. Lame,
 Hasn't Matt?,
Machinegun Bob,
Prime Minister Warm One

this is under construction. i have not found out all of my cool users yet.


A snowy day......Seriously (Talk)

Caption contest, baby!

Who will be the winner of our best pic yet? Let's find out!
This is the sweetest caption ever made.

Captions start here!

  1. These meditation sessions have proved to be very good for Homsar. teeeffoh! 00:03, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  2. And now, we can get a clear glimpse of the Homsar in its natural habitat. Has Matt? (talk) 00:07, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  3. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm... LePorello / T / C 01:43, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  4. STRONG BAD: ...and that's how Homsar fell up.
    HOMSAR: DaAaAaAh, I wish I didn't have to fly away home... — Lapper (talk) 03:41, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  5. STRONG BAD": Wow. That just freaks me out man. I didn't know that he could put both legs in one direction. The floating part doesn't bother me as much. -'Marth 99 19:04, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Can I interrupt for a sec? I just want to say that these captions are frickin' awesome. Thnaks, guys. Seriously (Talk) 03:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

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