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Draw one of Strong Bad's oft-resquested specialites: the muscleman!
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Draw one of Strong Bad's oft-requested specialites: the muscleman!
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}
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'''Page Title:''' No Neck at All!
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''{Cut to a red boxing glove holding a marker in front of a whiteboard designed to look like lined paper; the music from [[dragon]] plays}''
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''{Video opens on the lined whiteboard. Strong Bad's boxing glove, holding an uncapped marker, pops in.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' On today's skills of an Artist, we're gonna draw one of my ''{logo appears}'' oft-requested specialties: the Muscleman ''{pronounced musk-el-man}''. ''{logo fades out}'' Here we go. We start with a little seagull.
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''{Strong Bad draws a two-bumped curve.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Caw, caw! And a reflection of that seagull.
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''{Strong Bad draws a similar two-bumped curve below the first one, upside down.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{drawing a vertical line in the center to connect the pair}'' And he's spitting on his reflection. And now an underjohn.
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''{He draws a curve beneath the lower, upside-down seagull.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And a second-tier underjohn. ''{he draws a smaller curve below the first underjohn}'' and a third tier underjohn.
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''{Strong Bad has drawn a third curve below the second underjohn, creating the image of six-pack abs.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{drawing a two-bump curve on the left between the abs and pecs}'' And now for to ''{draws same curve on the right}'' fill out these abs, ''{draws a second-tier below the first on the left}'' some cheese curds. ''{draws a second-tier cheese curd on the right}'' And some more cheese curds there. Oh, that's lookin' pretty good.
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''{Strong Bad begins drawing on the top.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's do his arms. ''{Strong Bad has drawn a shape with alternating long and short curves on the left, resembling a beefy arm}'' He got these little... points wherever his joints come together, ''{draws a similar alternating shape on the right}'' where the muscles just pinch up 'cause there's under such strain.
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''{Strong Bad has closed off the left arm with a small hand.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't forget to give him super-tiny hands ''{draws a small hand on the right}'' to make the muscles look even bigger by comparison.
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''{Strong Bad has added lines between the pecs and the beefy arms to connect the arms to the body.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And now let's add some shiny bulge-uals. ''{draws a line on the left bicep and tricep}'' But nothing accents muscles more ''{draws lines on the right tricep and bicep}'' than bulging veins! Here's the slanterior canal-veinal.
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''{Strong Bad has drawn a Y-shaped bulge on the left bicep. He draws another one on the right bicep.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And the ulterior canal-veinal. And then the neck hump. Musclemans ''{pronounced musk-el-mans}''  don't have necks.
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''{Strong Bad draws a large round mound on the top where the head should be.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' They got neck humps! ''{draws a circle inside the mound}'' It's not a hunchback. It's a neck hump.
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''{Strong Bad draws three short lines on the circle to give the man a face.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now if there's one thing I know about drawing Musclemans, ''{pronounced musk-el-mans}'' it's that you don't wanna draw aaanything below the belt.
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''{Strong Bad draws a horizontal line blocking off the space below the Muscleman's abs.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So let's put him in front of a desk!
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''{Strong Bad begins drawing the left side of a desk.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Couple sheets of paper there, ''{draws the right edge of the desk}'' maybe he's hosting a talk show. ''{draws a couple of sheets of paper on the desk}'' Or struggling his way through a two-page exam. ''{imitating a Muscleman, drawing a thin pencil next to the papers}'' Oh, this new patient paperwork is sooo hard to fill out!
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''{Strong Bad has accidentally rubbed off a little bit on the Muscleman's abs.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And last, ''{draws three curves coming off the right bicep}'' let's give him some convulsing ''{draws three curves off the left bicep}'' bundles, as his skin ''{draws three curves coming out from the right and left sides of the neck hump}'' strains to hold back the tidal wave of musculature.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' On today's Skills of an Artist, we're gonna draw one of my ''{title appears onscreen}'' oft-requested specialties: the ''{pronouncing the "c"}'' muscleman. Here we go! We start with a little seagull... ''{draws two wide humps in a basic seagull shape}'' Caw, caw! And a reflection of that seagull. ''{draws a mirrored seagull shape underneath}'' And he's spitting on his reflection... ''{draws a vertical line from the center point of the first seagull down through the second one}'' And now an underjohn. ''{draws an upside-down bump from the second seagull, passing through the vertical line}'' And a second-tier underjohn. ''{adds a smaller one underneath}'' And a third-tier underjohn! ''{adds a third, even smaller}'' And now for to fill out these abs... ''{starts drawing bumpy lines to either side of the "underjohns"}'' some cheese curds. And some more cheese curds there. ''{He has now drawn two "cheese curds" on either side, and the drawing now resembles a heavily muscular chest}'' Aw, that's lookin' pretty good. Now let's do his arms... ''{starts drawing the sides of large, muscular arms, with small bumps in between the muscles}'' you got these little... points wherever his joints come together when the muscles just pinch up 'cause they'res under such strain. ''{draws in the other sides of the arms and adds in small hands}'' Don't forget to give him super-tiny hands to make the muscles look even bigger by comparison. And now let's add some shiny bulge...uals. ''{draws small "bulge" curves on each arm muscle}'' But nothing accents muscles more than bulging veins! ''{draws veins on the upper right arm<!-- muscleman's right -->}'' Here's the slanterior canal veinal... ''{draws veins on the upper left arm}'' and the ulterior canal veinal. And then the neck hump. ''{starts drawing a large hump on top of the body}'' Musclemans don't have necks, they got neck humps! ''{draws a small, ovular head in the middle of the hump}'' It's not a hunchback, it's a neck hump. ''{adds a simple, bland face}'' Now if there's one thing I know about drawing musclemans, it's that you don't want to draw anything below the belt. ''{draws a horizontal line at the muscleman's waist level}'' So let's put him in front of a desk! ''{adds more straight lines in front of the muscleman, resembling a table or desk}'' Couple sheets of paper there; maybe he's hosting a talk show... ''{draws sheets of paper on the desk}'' Or struggling his way through a two-page exam. "Oh, this new-patient paperwork is ''so'' hard to fill out!" And last, let's give him some convulsing bundles. ''{adds motion lines near the muscleman's arms, then around his neck hump; he accidentally erases part of the stomach}'' As his skin strains to hold back the tidal wave of musculature. And I accidentally erased that part. I mean&mdash; I di&mdash; that was on purpose!
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''{Strong Bad points his marker on the part that was accidentally rubbed away.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking quickly}'' And I accidentally erased that part. I mean, I didn- it was on purpose!
==Fun Facts==
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===Trivia===
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===Inside References===
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*Strong Bad draws "[[cheese]] curds" on the sides of the muscleman.
*Strong Bad draws "[[cheese]] curds" on the sides of the muscleman.
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*The ending where Strong Bad admits to the accident, and later insists it was on purpose, is similar to the ending of [[lures & jigs]].
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"Oh, this new-patient paperwork is so hard to fill out!"

Draw one of Strong Bad's oft-requested specialites: the muscleman!

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Thursday, August 24, 2017

Running Time: 1:38

Page Title: No Neck at All!

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[edit] Transcript

{Video opens on the lined whiteboard. Strong Bad's boxing glove, holding an uncapped marker, pops in.}

STRONG BAD: On today's skills of an Artist, we're gonna draw one of my {logo appears} oft-requested specialties: the Muscleman {pronounced musk-el-man}. {logo fades out} Here we go. We start with a little seagull.

{Strong Bad draws a two-bumped curve.}

STRONG BAD: Caw, caw! And a reflection of that seagull.

{Strong Bad draws a similar two-bumped curve below the first one, upside down.}

STRONG BAD: {drawing a vertical line in the center to connect the pair} And he's spitting on his reflection. And now an underjohn.

{He draws a curve beneath the lower, upside-down seagull.}

STRONG BAD: And a second-tier underjohn. {he draws a smaller curve below the first underjohn} and a third tier underjohn.

{Strong Bad has drawn a third curve below the second underjohn, creating the image of six-pack abs.}

STRONG BAD: {drawing a two-bump curve on the left between the abs and pecs} And now for to {draws same curve on the right} fill out these abs, {draws a second-tier below the first on the left} some cheese curds. {draws a second-tier cheese curd on the right} And some more cheese curds there. Oh, that's lookin' pretty good.

{Strong Bad begins drawing on the top.}

STRONG BAD: Now let's do his arms. {Strong Bad has drawn a shape with alternating long and short curves on the left, resembling a beefy arm} He got these little... points wherever his joints come together, {draws a similar alternating shape on the right} where the muscles just pinch up 'cause there's under such strain.

{Strong Bad has closed off the left arm with a small hand.}

STRONG BAD: Don't forget to give him super-tiny hands {draws a small hand on the right} to make the muscles look even bigger by comparison.

{Strong Bad has added lines between the pecs and the beefy arms to connect the arms to the body.}

STRONG BAD: And now let's add some shiny bulge-uals. {draws a line on the left bicep and tricep} But nothing accents muscles more {draws lines on the right tricep and bicep} than bulging veins! Here's the slanterior canal-veinal.

{Strong Bad has drawn a Y-shaped bulge on the left bicep. He draws another one on the right bicep.}

STRONG BAD: And the ulterior canal-veinal. And then the neck hump. Musclemans {pronounced musk-el-mans} don't have necks.

{Strong Bad draws a large round mound on the top where the head should be.}

STRONG BAD: They got neck humps! {draws a circle inside the mound} It's not a hunchback. It's a neck hump.

{Strong Bad draws three short lines on the circle to give the man a face.}

STRONG BAD: Now if there's one thing I know about drawing Musclemans, {pronounced musk-el-mans} it's that you don't wanna draw aaanything below the belt.

{Strong Bad draws a horizontal line blocking off the space below the Muscleman's abs.}

STRONG BAD: So let's put him in front of a desk!

{Strong Bad begins drawing the left side of a desk.}

STRONG BAD: Couple sheets of paper there, {draws the right edge of the desk} maybe he's hosting a talk show. {draws a couple of sheets of paper on the desk} Or struggling his way through a two-page exam. {imitating a Muscleman, drawing a thin pencil next to the papers} Oh, this new patient paperwork is sooo hard to fill out!

{Strong Bad has accidentally rubbed off a little bit on the Muscleman's abs.}

STRONG BAD: And last, {draws three curves coming off the right bicep} let's give him some convulsing {draws three curves off the left bicep} bundles, as his skin {draws three curves coming out from the right and left sides of the neck hump} strains to hold back the tidal wave of musculature.

{Strong Bad points his marker on the part that was accidentally rubbed away.}

STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} And I accidentally erased that part. I mean, I didn- it was on purpose!

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • The Tweet text reads, "Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist!"
  • The YouTube description reads, "Bulging bundles and number 2 pencils! Strong Bad shares his best ab drawing tips."

[edit] Remarks

[edit] Inside References

  • Strong Bad draws "cheese curds" on the sides of the muscleman.
  • The ending where Strong Bad admits to the accident, and later insists it was on purpose, is similar to the ending of lures & jigs.

[edit] External Links


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