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== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
| - | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] {{--}} The King of Town and [[Homsar]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] and [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]], respectively, both have mustaches. | + | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] {{--}} The King of Town's and [[Homsar]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] and [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]], respectively, both have mustaches. |
*Email [[stand-up]] {{--}} [[Coach Z]] has a big mustache and an even bigger [[afro]]. | *Email [[stand-up]] {{--}} [[Coach Z]] has a big mustache and an even bigger [[afro]]. | ||
| - | *[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] {{--}} The King of Town and [[Bubs]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]], respectively, have mustaches. | + | *[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] {{--}} The King of Town's and [[Bubs]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]], respectively, have mustaches. |
*[[Homsar Main Page]] {{--}} Rolling over "Characters" will cause Homsar to sport a mustache. | *[[Homsar Main Page]] {{--}} Rolling over "Characters" will cause Homsar to sport a mustache. | ||
*The box for [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] has Bubs on it wearing a mustache. | *The box for [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] has Bubs on it wearing a mustache. | ||
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] {{--}} At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on [[The Sneak]] and grows larger in size. | *[[Ballad of The Sneak]] {{--}} At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on [[The Sneak]] and grows larger in size. | ||
*[[The King of Town's Character Video]] {{--}} The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache. | *[[The King of Town's Character Video]] {{--}} The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache. | ||
| - | *[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] {{--}} Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Ozone]] and [[Wikipedia:Magnum P.I.|Magnum P.I.]], respectively, both have mustaches. | + | *[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] {{--}} Strong Bad's and [[Strong Mad]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Ozone]] and [[Wikipedia:Magnum P.I.|Magnum P.I.]], respectively, both have mustaches. |
*[[Wallpapers]] {{--}} On the [[Homestarmy]]-themed wallpaper, the evil rendition of The Cheat has a green mustache. | *[[Wallpapers]] {{--}} On the [[Homestarmy]]-themed wallpaper, the evil rendition of The Cheat has a green mustache. | ||
*Email [[flashback]] {{--}} Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails. | *Email [[flashback]] {{--}} Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails. | ||
*Email [[theme park]] {{--}} Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair. | *Email [[theme park]] {{--}} Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair. | ||
| - | *[[That | + | *[[That a Ghost]] {{--}} Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure. |
| - | *[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} Strong Bad and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|the Joker]] and [[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]], respectively, both have mustaches. | + | *[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} Strong Bad's and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|the Joker]] and [[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]], respectively, both have mustaches. |
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] {{--}} [[Cheerleader]] momentarily sports a mustache, tie, [[bowler hat]], sunglasses, and a [[Smoking|cigar]], making her look (somewhat) like a [[Cross-dressing|male]]. | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] {{--}} [[Cheerleader]] momentarily sports a mustache, tie, [[bowler hat]], sunglasses, and a [[Smoking|cigar]], making her look (somewhat) like a [[Cross-dressing|male]]. | ||
*[[Senorial Day]] {{--}} In a scene with [[Duplicate Characters|two Homestar Runners]], one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon. | *[[Senorial Day]] {{--}} In a scene with [[Duplicate Characters|two Homestar Runners]], one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon. | ||
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*Email [[lady...ing]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] wears a mustache. | *Email [[lady...ing]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] wears a mustache. | ||
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] {{--}} After being told by [[Gunhaver]] to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, [[Reynold]] is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard. | *[[Commandos in the Classroom]] {{--}} After being told by [[Gunhaver]] to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, [[Reynold]] is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard. | ||
| - | *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} [[Pom Pom]] and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]] and [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a [[French]] version of himself. | + | *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} [[Pom Pom]]'s and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]] and [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a [[French]] version of himself. |
*[[Exaggerations]] {{--}} In the exaggerated scene from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache. | *[[Exaggerations]] {{--}} In the exaggerated scene from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache. | ||
*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard. | *Email [[retirement]] {{--}} Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard. | ||
| - | *[[Happy Hallow-day]] {{--}} Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Pom Pom and [[Marzipan]]'s costumes, [[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]], [[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]], [[IMDB:nm1602671|Mario Batali]] and [[Wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes. | + | *[[Happy Hallow-day]] {{--}} Strong Bad's, [[Strong Sad]]'s, Pom Pom's, and [[Marzipan]]'s costumes, [[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]], [[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]], [[IMDB:nm1602671|Mario Batali]] and [[Wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes. |
| + | *[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — When asked about updating the picture for his [[ornament]], [[Afro Coach Z]] says that in [[1974]], ladies would go out with anything that had a mustache. | ||
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] {{--}} The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Tines Racer]] has a handlebar mustache. | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] {{--}} The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Tines Racer]] has a handlebar mustache. | ||
*[[Date Nite]] {{--}} The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache. | *[[Date Nite]] {{--}} The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache. | ||
*Email [[more armies]] {{--}} When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the [[On Point Kings]], he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches. | *Email [[more armies]] {{--}} When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the [[On Point Kings]], he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches. | ||
| - | *[[Quality Time]] {{--}} Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin. | + | *[[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar]] {{--}} Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin. |
| - | *[[Jibblies 2]] {{--}} Strong Mad, Bubs and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]], [[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|Ross from ''YCDTOTV'']] and [[Wikipedia:Rev. Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes. | + | *[[Jibblies 2]] {{--}} Strong Mad's, Bubs's, and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]], [[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|Ross from ''YCDTOTV'']] and [[Wikipedia:Rev. Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes. |
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] {{--}} The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee. | *Email [[yes, wrestling]] {{--}} The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee. | ||
*[[Trogday 08]] {{--}} After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a [[beret]]. | *[[Trogday 08]] {{--}} After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a [[beret]]. | ||
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} As the player obtains Maximum Awesomeness, the Strong Bad drawing displayed on the "How Much I Rule" chart eventually gains a mustache as part of Strong Bad's fantasy dictator costume. | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} As the player obtains Maximum Awesomeness, the Strong Bad drawing displayed on the "How Much I Rule" chart eventually gains a mustache as part of Strong Bad's fantasy dictator costume. | ||
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] {{--}} Bubs's Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:The Junkyard Dog|The Junkyard Dog]], has a mustache as part of it. | *[[Most in the Graveyard]] {{--}} Bubs's Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:The Junkyard Dog|The Junkyard Dog]], has a mustache as part of it. | ||
| - | *[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] {{--}} | + | *[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] {{--}} [[Shark Tooth Bubs]] wears a cowboy hat and a mustache in his role as a bad guy. |
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as [[The Informant]], in extended play, it can even be taken as a costume item. | *[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as [[The Informant]], in extended play, it can even be taken as a costume item. | ||
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end. | *[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end. | ||
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] {{--}} Bubs's Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Jules Winnfield]], has a mustache as part of it. | *[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] {{--}} Bubs's Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Jules Winnfield]], has a mustache as part of it. | ||
| - | *[[I Killed Pom Pom]] {{--}} Homestar and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:List of Arrested Development characters#Tobias Fünke|Tobias Fünke]] and [[Wikipedia:Adam Yauch|Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese]], respectively, both have mustaches. | + | *[[I Killed Pom Pom]] {{--}} Homestar's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:List of Arrested Development characters#Tobias Fünke|Tobias Fünke]] and [[Wikipedia:Adam Yauch|Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese]], respectively, both have mustaches. |
*Email [[sbemail 206]] {{--}} Strong Bad applies a mustache to a mirror to trick Homestar into running into it for April Fools' Day. Homestar believes that it's his long-lost brother, [[Chauncey]]. | *Email [[sbemail 206]] {{--}} Strong Bad applies a mustache to a mirror to trick Homestar into running into it for April Fools' Day. Homestar believes that it's his long-lost brother, [[Chauncey]]. | ||
| - | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} Homestar, Homsar, and Coach Z's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Raising Arizona|H.I. McDunnough]], [[Wikipedia:Time Bandits|Fidgit]], and [[Wikipedia:André 3000|André 3000]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes. | + | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} Homestar's, Homsar's, and Coach Z's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Raising Arizona|H.I. McDunnough]], [[Wikipedia:Time Bandits|Fidgit]], and [[Wikipedia:André 3000|André 3000]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes. |
*[[Later That Night]] {{--}} Bubs (as [[wikipedia:Billy Mitchell (video game player)|Billy Mitchell]]) and Coach Z (as [[wikipedia:Kwamé|Kwamé]]) wear mustaches as part of their costumes. | *[[Later That Night]] {{--}} Bubs (as [[wikipedia:Billy Mitchell (video game player)|Billy Mitchell]]) and Coach Z (as [[wikipedia:Kwamé|Kwamé]]) wear mustaches as part of their costumes. | ||
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] {{--}} Strong Sad (as [[wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Hercule Poirot]]) wears a mustache as part of his costume. One of the props in the photo booth is a handlebar mustache, which Coach Z pretends to wear and replaces with [[bacon]]. | *[[Haunted Photo Booth]] {{--}} Strong Sad (as [[wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Hercule Poirot]]) wears a mustache as part of his costume. One of the props in the photo booth is a handlebar mustache, which Coach Z pretends to wear and replaces with [[bacon]]. | ||
*[[Action Cool News-oween Report]] {{--}} Puppet Homestar appears as two different characters, the second differentiated with a mustache. | *[[Action Cool News-oween Report]] {{--}} Puppet Homestar appears as two different characters, the second differentiated with a mustache. | ||
| + | *[[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] {{-}} Strong Bad's Dr. Crygor costume has a moustache that becomes high definition thanks to DLC. An Easter egg shows a WarioWare-style microgame in which [[Stave It Off Guy]]'s mustache is shaved. | ||
== Screenshots of mustaches == | == Screenshots of mustaches == | ||
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Image:mainhomsar.png|"Kelsey Grammer!" | Image:mainhomsar.png|"Kelsey Grammer!" | ||
Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|"It's-a really old" | Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|"It's-a really old" | ||
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Image:Afro.PNG|Prime of his dating year | Image:Afro.PNG|Prime of his dating year | ||
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Image:Sneak Hair.PNG|"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!" | Image:Sneak Hair.PNG|"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!" | ||
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Image:Half Moustache.PNG|"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!" | Image:Half Moustache.PNG|"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!" | ||
Image:Strong Bad's Mustache.png|"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache." | Image:Strong Bad's Mustache.png|"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache." | ||
Image:Videlectrix developers.png|"GOOD GRAPHICS!" | Image:Videlectrix developers.png|"GOOD GRAPHICS!" | ||
Image:Strong bad skeleton.png|OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D! | Image:Strong bad skeleton.png|OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D! | ||
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Image:cheerlearedhatglassestiecigar.PNG|"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!" | Image:cheerlearedhatglassestiecigar.PNG|"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!" | ||
Image:mustachioedHR.png|MUSTACHIOED! | Image:mustachioedHR.png|MUSTACHIOED! | ||
Image:Reynoldgoldrush.PNG|"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?" | Image:Reynoldgoldrush.PNG|"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?" | ||
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Image:French Homestar.png|FRENCH'D! | Image:French Homestar.png|FRENCH'D! | ||
Image:Exaggerations.png|"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat." | Image:Exaggerations.png|"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat." | ||
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Image:Tines.PNG|TINES! | Image:Tines.PNG|TINES! | ||
Image:The Cheat mustache Date Nite.png|The perfect suitor for a broom | Image:The Cheat mustache Date Nite.png|The perfect suitor for a broom | ||
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Image:On Point Kings brochure.png|The On Point Kings, with mustaches | Image:On Point Kings brochure.png|The On Point Kings, with mustaches | ||
Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|Fancy 'stache and violin | Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|Fancy 'stache and violin | ||
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Image:Cheatyama.png|The Cheat has turned insidious | Image:Cheatyama.png|The Cheat has turned insidious | ||
Image:French sb.PNG|"In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks." | Image:French sb.PNG|"In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks." | ||
Image:Paxto Postcard.png|"How about just... Paxto West?" | Image:Paxto Postcard.png|"How about just... Paxto West?" | ||
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Image:SharkToothBadguy.PNG|"Or did you?" | Image:SharkToothBadguy.PNG|"Or did you?" | ||
Image:TheInformant.PNG|"Looking for information?" | Image:TheInformant.PNG|"Looking for information?" | ||
Image:110Stache.PNG|"Hustle for sports!" | Image:110Stache.PNG|"Hustle for sports!" | ||
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| + | ===[[Halloween Costumes]]=== | ||
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| + | Image:KingofTown Hagar.PNG|"Trick or treat, I'm horrible!" | ||
| + | Image:Homsar Wimpy.PNG|"I'm the original ladies' man!" | ||
| + | Image:KingofTown Mario.PNG|"Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..." | ||
| + | Image:Bubs CaptainLou.PNG|"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!" | ||
| + | Image:StrongBad Ozone.PNG|"No, wait. I'm Ozone. From ''Breakin'''." | ||
| + | Image:StrongMad Magnum.PNG|"HIGGINS!" | ||
| + | Image:StrongBad Oscar Joker.PNG|"Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!" | ||
| + | Image:Marzipan WillieNelson.PNG|"Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes." | ||
| + | Image:PomPomPotion-ma-jig.png|Every guy at a truck stop | ||
| + | Image:BubsPotion-ma-jig.png|"I'm the master of disaster!" | ||
| + | Image:Strong Bad as Father Guido Sarducci.png|"If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..." | ||
| + | Image:Strong Sad as Tony Clifton.png|Him at his 20-year high school reunion | ||
| + | Image:Pom Pom as Mario Batali.png|Another food guy | ||
| + | Image:Marzipan as Frida Kahlo.png|"And kind of a mustache... have... costume..." | ||
| + | Image:Halloween 2007 Strong Mad.PNG|"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!" | ||
| + | Image:Halloween 2007 Bubs.PNG|"Marzipan, do you know who I am?" | ||
| + | Image:Halloween 2007 KOT.PNG|"I could go for a box of melted king dons myself." | ||
| + | Image:Bubs as The Junkyard Dog.png|"Grab them cakes!" | ||
Image:Bubs Costume 2009.png|"It's the one that says 'Bad business practices'." | Image:Bubs Costume 2009.png|"It's the one that says 'Bad business practices'." | ||
Image:HomestarRunnerTobiasFunke.png|"...and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!" | Image:HomestarRunnerTobiasFunke.png|"...and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!" | ||
Current revision as of 00:42, 4 July 2025
The characters of Free Country, USA are occasionally seen sporting mustaches of varying styles and shapes, usually as part of a costume or disguise. While most characters' mustaches are impermanent and appear rarely, The King of Town, Old-Timey Strong Bad and the Videlectrix Guys always have them.
[edit] Appearances
- The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The King of Town's and Homsar's Halloween costumes, Hagar the Horrible and Wimpy, respectively, both have mustaches.
- Email stand-up — Coach Z has a big mustache and an even bigger afro.
- Pumpkin Carve-nival — The King of Town's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Mario and Captain Lou Albano, respectively, have mustaches.
- Homsar Main Page — Rolling over "Characters" will cause Homsar to sport a mustache.
- The box for Bubs' Old Pizza has Bubs on it wearing a mustache.
- Ballad of The Sneak — At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on The Sneak and grows larger in size.
- The King of Town's Character Video — The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache.
- 3 Times Halloween Funjob — Strong Bad's and Strong Mad's Halloween costumes, Ozone and Magnum P.I., respectively, both have mustaches.
- Wallpapers — On the Homestarmy-themed wallpaper, the evil rendition of The Cheat has a green mustache.
- Email flashback — Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails.
- Email theme park — Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair.
- That a Ghost — Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure.
- Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad's and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, Cesar Romero as the Joker and Willie Nelson, respectively, both have mustaches.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — Cheerleader momentarily sports a mustache, tie, bowler hat, sunglasses, and a cigar, making her look (somewhat) like a male.
- Senorial Day — In a scene with two Homestar Runners, one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon.
- Email record book — Coach Z's afro and mustache from stand-up are seen in the picture where he has the record of longest showerless streak.
- Email lady...ing — Strong Bad says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, Homestar wears a mustache.
- Commandos in the Classroom — After being told by Gunhaver to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, Reynold is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard.
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Pom Pom's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Walter Sobchak and Apollo Creed, respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a French version of himself.
- Exaggerations — In the exaggerated scene from A Jumping Jack Contest, the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache.
- Email retirement — Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard.
- Happy Hallow-day — Strong Bad's, Strong Sad's, Pom Pom's, and Marzipan's costumes, Father Guido Sarducci, Tony Clifton, Mario Batali and Frida Kahlo, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
- Decemberween Short Shorts — When asked about updating the picture for his ornament, Afro Coach Z says that in 1974, ladies would go out with anything that had a mustache.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 — The Tines Racer has a handlebar mustache.
- Date Nite — The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at Marshmallow's Last Stand, Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache.
- Email more armies — When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the On Point Kings, he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches.
- Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar — Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin.
- Jibblies 2 — Strong Mad's, Bubs's, and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, Nikolai Volkoff, Ross from YCDTOTV and Rev. Al Sharpton, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
- Email yes, wrestling — The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee.
- Trogday 08 — After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a beret.
- Email shapeshifter — An Easter egg depicting the Tire as a weather forecaster shows it with a mustache and wig.
- Homestar Ruiner — One of the items Strong Bad can wear is an Old-Timey mustache.
- Strong Badia the Free — As the player obtains Maximum Awesomeness, the Strong Bad drawing displayed on the "How Much I Rule" chart eventually gains a mustache as part of Strong Bad's fantasy dictator costume.
- Most in the Graveyard — Bubs's Halloween costume, The Junkyard Dog, has a mustache as part of it.
- Dangeresque: Puppet Squad — Shark Tooth Bubs wears a cowboy hat and a mustache in his role as a bad guy.
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as The Informant, in extended play, it can even be taken as a costume item.
- Coach Z's 110% — Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end.
- Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Bubs's Halloween costume, Jules Winnfield, has a mustache as part of it.
- I Killed Pom Pom — Homestar's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Tobias Fünke and Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese, respectively, both have mustaches.
- Email sbemail 206 — Strong Bad applies a mustache to a mirror to trick Homestar into running into it for April Fools' Day. Homestar believes that it's his long-lost brother, Chauncey.
- The House That Gave Sucky Tricks — Homestar's, Homsar's, and Coach Z's Halloween costumes, H.I. McDunnough, Fidgit, and André 3000, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
- Later That Night — Bubs (as Billy Mitchell) and Coach Z (as Kwamé) wear mustaches as part of their costumes.
- Haunted Photo Booth — Strong Sad (as Hercule Poirot) wears a mustache as part of his costume. One of the props in the photo booth is a handlebar mustache, which Coach Z pretends to wear and replaces with bacon.
- Action Cool News-oween Report — Puppet Homestar appears as two different characters, the second differentiated with a mustache.
- 2022 Costume Pack Now Available – Strong Bad's Dr. Crygor costume has a moustache that becomes high definition thanks to DLC. An Easter egg shows a WarioWare-style microgame in which Stave It Off Guy's mustache is shaved.
[edit] Screenshots of mustaches
 "Kelsey Grammer!" |
 "It's-a really old" |
 Prime of his dating year |
 "His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!" |
 "I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!" |
 "...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache." |
 "GOOD GRAPHICS!" |
 OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D! |
 "No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!" |
 MUSTACHIOED! |
 "Gold Rush era diseases, eh?" |
 FRENCH'D! |
 "OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat." |
 TINES! |
 The perfect suitor for a broom |
 "Oh-a, it's-a me! The chef-a!" |
 Strong Bad is on point |
 The On Point Kings, with mustaches |
 Fancy 'stache and violin |
 The Cheat has turned insidious |
 "In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks." |
 "How about just... Paxto West?" |
 "Or did you?" |
 "Looking for information?" |
 "Hustle for sports!" |
[edit] Halloween Costumes
 "Trick or treat, I'm horrible!" |
 "I'm the original ladies' man!" |
 "Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..." |
 "I feel so fine, I feel so elated!" |
 "No, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'." |
 "HIGGINS!" |
 "Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!" |
 "Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes." |
 Every guy at a truck stop |
 "I'm the master of disaster!" |
 "If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..." |
 Him at his 20-year high school reunion |
 Another food guy |
 "And kind of a mustache... have... costume..." |
 "I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!" |
 "Marzipan, do you know who I am?" |
 "I could go for a box of melted king dons myself." |
 "Grab them cakes!" |
 "It's the one that says 'Bad business practices'." |
 "...and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!" |
 "I'ma set it straight, this Watergate!" |
 "I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... whatever cash you got." |
 "This has been a supreme fish delight!" |
 "All right, all right, all right, all right..." |
 "Oooohmmmmm-kay!" |
 "I think my name is Kwamé!" |
 "Acch-kue Pwagh-chho!" |
