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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me?
'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me?
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#[[some kinda robot]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is
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''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}''
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#[[homsar]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' My emai
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#[[butt IQ]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Check-a check-a check-a my email
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#[[homestar hair]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Doot do do doot
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| width="165" | {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[some kinda robot]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is
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#[[making out]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Dear
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#[[depressio]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -Ear Strong Bad
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homsar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' My emai
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#[[halloweener]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' To have the bestest
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#[[brianrietta]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't help but realize
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[butt IQ]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Check-a check-a check-a my email
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#[[i love you]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gibberish from pronouncing the name}''  
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#[[trevor the vampire]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' As you
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homestar hair]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doot do do doot
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#[[i rule]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' You talking about
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#[[credit card]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Your old credit card numb-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[making out]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Dear
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#[[i she be]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -Rong Bad, great looking girl
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#[[duck pond]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -iwi ''{enter sound}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[depressio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Ear Strong Bad
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#[[the basics]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' But you know, there's the
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#[[band names]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' You rule
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[halloweener]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' To have the bestest
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#[[studying]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{loudly and angrily}'' Close the book and
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#[[stand-up]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{silence}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[brianrietta]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't help but realize
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#[[tape-leg]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Some kind of tape
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#[[spring cleaning]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have a secr-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i love you]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gibberish from pronouncing the name}''  
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#[[cartoon]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
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#[[sb_email 22]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind the Bullocks
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trevor the vampire]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' As you
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#[[little animal]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns to his computer}'' So there's
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#[[the bird]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Phylo D.  
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i rule]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You talking about
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#[[super powers]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a [[Cold One]] with his blue diamond}''
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#[[CGNU]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Half as awesome as
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[credit card]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Your old credit card numb-
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#[[3 Wishes]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Look at how great
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#[[1 step ahead]] — '''STRONG SAD:''' Funny ''{dodge ball hits him}'' Oh!
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i she be]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Rong Bad, great looking girl
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#[[superhero name]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, like: St-
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#[[12:00]] — '''BUBS:''' It took me a l-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[duck pond]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -iwi ''{enter sound}''
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#[[sugarbob]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway
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#[[flag day]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Coolest flag you ever
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the basics]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' But you know, there's the
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#[[gimmicks]] — ''{silence and blackness}''
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#[[weird dream]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -derstand  
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[band names]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You rule
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#[[sisters]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}''
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#[[guitar]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[studying]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{loudly and angrily}'' Close the book and
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#[[dullard]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretending to be on the phone}'' Yes.
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#[[helium]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high voice because of helium}'' Too!!!!
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stand-up]] || ''{silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}''
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#[[property of ones]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' So you got that
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#[[vacation]] — ''{A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[tape-leg]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some kind of tape
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#[[invisibility]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible}'' You know,
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#[[action figure]] — ''{The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[spring cleaning]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have a secr-
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#[[little questions]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -s a baby.
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#[[lures and jigs]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -eg!
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cartoon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
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#[[techno]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Doom doom
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#[[your friends]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ah-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sb_email 22]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind the Bullocks
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#[[new hands]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{With a bucket for a hand}'' Sit on it when I get-
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#[[ghosts]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -osts?
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns to his computer}'' So there's
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#[[theme party]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -nes, and invite a
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#[[50 emails]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{short pause}'' Tape le-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bird]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Phylo D.  
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#[[website]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -da cool.
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#[[island]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stranded on a desert island with Homestar}'' You're gonna need
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[super powers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a [[Cold One]] with his blue diamond}''
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#[[comic]] — '''CHEERLEADER:''' -et's start LOOKING
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#[[morning routine]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Routine
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[CGNU]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Half as awesome as
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#[[cheat talk]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -ay.
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#[[current status]] — '''ZUBS:''' -rap ain't funny.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[3 Wishes]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Look at how great
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#[[japanese cartoon]] — ''{Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}''
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#[[dragon]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Drawing a dragon}'' -me way. S,
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[1 step ahead]] || '''STRONG SAD:''' Funny ''{dodge ball hits him}'' Oh!
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#[[marzipan]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' with me? '''MARZIPAN:''' That
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#[[huttah!]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not even that cu-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[superhero name]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, like: St-
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#[[monster truck]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
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#[[interview]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' About your childhood
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[12:00]] || '''BUBS:''' It took me a l-
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#[[fingers]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{At Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Gimme a little some-
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#[[english paper]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Which is my
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sugarbob]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway
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#[[unused emails]] — '''STRONG MAD:''' A PRAYING MAN-
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#[[the show]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You agree?
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flag day]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Coolest flag you ever
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#[[autobiography]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{On tape recorder}'' slipped him some drugs
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#[[caper]] — ''{music plays}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh!
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[gimmicks]] || ''{silence and blackness}''
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#[[personal favorites]] — ''{Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}''
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#[[big white face]] — ''{Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[weird dream]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -derstand  
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#[[2 emails]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, I know!
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#[[crazy cartoon]] — ''{Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sisters]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}''
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#[[mascot]] — ''{Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}''
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#[[privileges]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -re! Ooh, and the
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[guitar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
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#[[funny]] — ''{Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can see y-
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#[[sibbie]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching TV}'' Oh, this is the one with
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dullard]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretending to be on the phone}'' Yes.
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#[[suntan]] — ''{Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}''
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#[[anything]] — '''COACH Z:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' -ad the ball at the top o'
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[helium]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high voice because of helium}'' Too!!!!
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#[[the process]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -thing, eh whoev-
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#[[stunt double]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -aaape?
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[property of ones]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So you got that
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#[[date]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' So
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#[[impression]] — '''COACH Z:''' use of light and
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[vacation]] || ''{A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}''
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#[[labor day]] — '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I
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#[[kids' book]] — ''{Page turns in a kids' book}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Every-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[invisibility]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible}'' You know,
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#[[2 years]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -ve definitely wo-
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#[[no loafing]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hanging up a picture of a beagle}'' -rk for it.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[action figure]] || ''{The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}''
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#[[mile]] — '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and.
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#[[couch patch]] — ''{Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch}'' '''STRONG SAD:''' -member a young Strong Bad
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little questions]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -s a baby.
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#[[local news]] — ''{The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises}'' '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}''
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#[[colonization]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' cold Hardee's he
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lures and jigs]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -eg!
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#[[caffiene]] — '''HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD:''' ''{Unintelligable}''
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#[[kind of cool]] — '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Like me.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[techno]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doom doom
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#[[army]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' What ridiculous wa-
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#[[video games]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -ations.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[your friends]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ah-
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#[[the bet]] — '''KING OF TOWN:''' -o game. It's th-
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#[[lackey]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -ust adorable.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[new hands]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{With a bucket for a hand}'' Sit on it when I get-
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#[[monument]] — '''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' -an!
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#[[stupid stuff]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube}'' -n! I said
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[ghosts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -osts?
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#[[different town]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Standing on his stool}'' Fourteenth song!
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#[[flashback]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow}'' Back down to free
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme party]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -nes, and invite a
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#[[car]] — ''{The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -an
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#[[lunch special]] — ''{Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[50 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{short pause}'' Tape le-
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#[[haircut]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Not eating it
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#[[theme park]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' When
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[website]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -da cool.
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#[[replacement]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' The worst song I ever hear-
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#[[dangeresque 3]] — '''COACH Z:''' ''{Dressed as Renaldo}'' -ur new partner
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[island]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stranded on a desert island with Homestar}'' You're gonna need
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#[[cheatday]] — ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Co-
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#[[pom pom]] — '''BUBS:''' That'll be ten
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[comic]] || '''CHEERLEADER:''' -et's start LOOKING
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#[[crying]] — ''{Homestar is on the ground crying}''
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#[[for kids]] — ''{Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[morning routine]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Routine
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#[[other days]] — ''{Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Then there's
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#[[old comics]] — ''{Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Living reader
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheat talk]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ay.
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#[[pizzaz]] — ''{Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}''
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#[[the facts]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Gaping plotholes
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[current status]] || '''ZUBS:''' -rap ain't funny.
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#[[time capsule]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -ss old wig in it
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#[[extra plug]] — ''{Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guy-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[japanese cartoon]] || ''{Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}''
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#[[montage]] — ''{The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}''
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#[[virus]] — ''{There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming}'' '''HOMESTAR POPUP:''' Is! Totally
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dragon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Drawing a dragon}'' -me way. S,
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#[[animal]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Sea fangly
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#[[radio]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -ish was delish
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[marzipan]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' with me? '''MARZIPAN:''' That
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#[[part-time job]] — '''BUBS:''' Pictures with the
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#[[dreamail]] — ''{Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[huttah!]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not even that cu-
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#[[origins]] — ''{Homsar is glued to Marzipan}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -sar, and
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#[[secret recipies]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Or make puke The King of
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monster truck]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
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#[[rock opera]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl}'' -omite! After-
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#[[best thing]] — '''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' To Mitch
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[interview]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' About your childhood
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#[[long pants]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' You wear no
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#[[rampage]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead, The Cheat.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[fingers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{At Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Gimme a little some-
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#[[garage sale]] — ''{Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're
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#[[do over]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you know
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[english paper]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Which is my
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#[[boring (really)]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My eyes.
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#[[modeling]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Clutching a milk-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[unused emails]] || '''STRONG MAD:''' A PRAYING MAN-
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#[[bottom 10]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Stench
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#[[record book]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wear shorts.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the show]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You agree?
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#[[lady...ing]] — ''{Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}''
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#[[geddup noise]] — ''{The Cheat is DJing}'' '''SINGER:''' Geddup geddup geddup!
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[autobiography]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{On tape recorder}'' slipped him some drugs
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#[[bedtime story]] — ''{A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}''
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#[[space program]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dressed as Space Captainface}'' Got to...
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caper]] || ''{music plays}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh!
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#[[portrait]] — ''{The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' You two alone
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#[[highschool]] — '''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' -uying there, Homest-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[personal favorites]] || ''{Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}''
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#[[death metal]] — ''{Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -ystical orb in each
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#[[secret identity]] — ''{Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[big white face]] || ''{Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}''
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#[[technology]] — '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh
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#[[narrator]] — ''{Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -d of years it ha-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, I know!
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#[[myths & legends]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' growlin' and poopin' all
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#[[pop-up]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Some Cheat-tribution!
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crazy cartoon]] || ''{Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}''
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#[[lady fan]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{exercising}'' Tweese it, tweese it
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#[[disconnected]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Selling bread}'' Here! Dinner
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mascot]] || ''{Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}''
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#[[candy product]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' The crips and the cru-
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#[[alternate universe]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' e-Hulk?
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[privileges]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -re! Ooh, and the
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#[[senior prom]] — '''COACH Z:''' Their bre-
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#[[isp]] — '''BUBS:''' See what we can
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[funny]] || ''{Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can see y-
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#[[redesign]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Aisle.
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#[[keep cool]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{acting as a life saver}'' -uys know the drill.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sibbie]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching TV}'' Oh, this is the one with
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#[[theme song]] — ''{A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' Do you wanna cut
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#[[road trip]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -able. ''{The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}''
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[suntan]] || ''{Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}''
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#[[trading cards]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just sad.
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#[[cliffhangers]] — '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[anything]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' -ad the ball at the top o'
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#[[retirement]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' Rick. Way to
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#[[coloring]] — '''STRONG BAD:''' -ramble? What about
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the process]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -thing, eh whoev-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stunt double]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -aaape?
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[date]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[impression]] || '''COACH Z:''' use of light and
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[labor day]] || '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kids' book]] || ''{Page turns in a kids' book}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Every-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 years]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ve definitely wo-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[no loafing]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hanging up a picture of a beagle}'' -rk for it.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mile]] || '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and.
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[couch patch]] || ''{Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch}'' '''STRONG SAD:''' -member a young Strong Bad
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[local news]] || ''{The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises}'' '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[colonization]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' cold Hardee's he
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caffiene]] || '''HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD:''' ''{Unintelligable}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kind of cool]] || '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Like me.
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[army]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' What ridiculous wa-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[video games]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ations.
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bet]] || '''KING OF TOWN:''' -o game. It's th-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lackey]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ust adorable.
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monument]] || '''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' -an!
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stupid stuff]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube}'' -n! I said
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[different town]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Standing on his stool}'' Fourteenth song!
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flashback]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow}'' Back down to free
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[car]] || ''{The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -an
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lunch special]] || ''{Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[haircut]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Not eating it
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme park]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' When
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[replacement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' The worst song I ever hear-
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dangeresque 3]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{Dressed as Renaldo}'' -ur new partner
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheatday]] || ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Co-
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pom pom]] || '''BUBS:''' That'll be ten
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crying]] || ''{Homestar is on the ground crying}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[for kids]] || ''{Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}''
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[other days]] || ''{Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Then there's
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[old comics]] || ''{Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Living reader
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pizzaz]] || ''{Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}''
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the facts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Gaping plotholes
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[time capsule]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -ss old wig in it
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[extra plug]] || ''{Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guy-
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[montage]] || ''{The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[virus]] || ''{There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming}'' '''HOMESTAR POPUP:''' Is! Totally
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Sea fangly
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[radio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ish was delish
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[part-time job]] || '''BUBS:''' Pictures with the
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dreamail]] || ''{Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}''
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[origins]] || ''{Homsar is glued to Marzipan}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -sar, and
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret recipies]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Or make puke The King of
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|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rock opera]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl}'' -omite! After-
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[best thing]] || '''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' To Mitch
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[long pants]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You wear no
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rampage]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead, The Cheat.
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[garage sale]] || ''{Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[do over]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you know
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[boring (really)]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My eyes.
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[modeling]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Clutching a milk-
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bottom 10]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Stench
 +
|-
 +
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[record book]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wear shorts.
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady...ing]] || ''{Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[geddup noise]] || ''{The Cheat is DJing}'' '''SINGER:''' Geddup geddup geddup!
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bedtime story]] || ''{A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[space program]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dressed as Space Captainface}'' Got to...
 +
|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[portrait]] || ''{The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' You two alone
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[highschool]] || '''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' -uying there, Homest-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[death metal]] || ''{Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -ystical orb in each
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret identity]] || ''{Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[technology]] || '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[narrator]] || ''{Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -d of years it ha-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[myths & legends]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' growlin' and poopin' all
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pop-up]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some Cheat-tribution!
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady fan]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{exercising}'' Tweese it, tweese it
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[disconnected]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Selling bread}'' Here! Dinner
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[candy product]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' The crips and the cru-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[alternate universe]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' e-Hulk?
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[senior prom]] || '''COACH Z:''' Their bre-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[isp]] || '''BUBS:''' See what we can
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[redesign]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Aisle.
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[keep cool]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{acting as a life saver}'' -uys know the drill.
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme song]] || ''{A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' Do you wanna cut
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[road trip]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -able. ''{The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}''
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trading cards]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just sad.
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cliffhangers]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm-
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[retirement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Rick. Way to
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|-
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[coloring]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ramble? What about
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|}
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''{Fade to black.}''
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]

Revision as of 16:05, 31 July 2007

A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 Strong Bad Emails.

Running Time: 2:40

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

{open to a message reading:}

160 Seconds
Here's the deal: we took the
1st second from email #1,
the 2nd second from email
#2, the 3rd second from
email #3 and so on, all the
way up to email 160 and
stitched them all together to
make this trainwreck. Enjoy!

{The message is read aloud in sequence:}

STRONG BAD: Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —the second second from email number two—

STRONG SAD: —the third second from email number three—

BUBS: —and so on, all the way up to email one-sixty—

COACH Z: —and stitched them all together to—

STRONG MAD: —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.

HOMSAR: Ennn-joy!

KING OF TOWN: {after a very brief pause} What about me?

{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}

1. some kinda robot STRONG BAD: Oh, who is
2. homsar STRONG BAD: My emai
3. butt IQ STRONG BAD: Check-a check-a check-a my email
4. homestar hair STRONG BAD: Doot do do doot
5. making out STRONG BAD: Dear
6. depressio STRONG BAD: -Ear Strong Bad
7. halloweener STRONG BAD: To have the bestest
8. brianrietta STRONG BAD: I can't help but realize
9. i love you STRONG BAD: {gibberish from pronouncing the name}
10. trevor the vampire STRONG BAD: As you
11. i rule STRONG BAD: You talking about
12. credit card STRONG BAD: Your old credit card numb-
13. i she be STRONG BAD: -Rong Bad, great looking girl
14. duck pond STRONG BAD: -iwi {enter sound}
15. the basics STRONG BAD: But you know, there's the
16. band names STRONG BAD: You rule
17. studying STRONG BAD: {loudly and angrily} Close the book and
18. stand-up {silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}
19. tape-leg STRONG BAD: Some kind of tape
20. spring cleaning STRONG BAD: Do you have a secr-
21. cartoon STRONG BAD: Umm...
22. sb_email 22 STRONG BAD: Nevermind the Bullocks
23. little animal STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad turns to his computer} So there's
24. the bird STRONG BAD: Phylo D.
25. super powers STRONG BAD: {glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a Cold One with his blue diamond}
26. CGNU STRONG BAD: Half as awesome as
27. 3 Wishes STRONG BAD: Look at how great
28. 1 step ahead STRONG SAD: Funny {dodge ball hits him} Oh!
29. superhero name STRONG BAD: You know, like: St-
30. 12:00 BUBS: It took me a l-
31. sugarbob STRONG BAD: Anyway
32. flag day STRONG BAD: Coolest flag you ever
33. gimmicks {silence and blackness}
34. weird dream STRONG BAD: -derstand
35. sisters STRONG BAD: {indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}
36. guitar STRONG BAD: JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
37. dullard STRONG BAD: {pretending to be on the phone} Yes.
38. helium STRONG BAD: {in a high voice because of helium} Too!!!!
39. property of ones STRONG BAD: So you got that
40. vacation {A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}
41. invisibility STRONG BAD: {Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible} You know,
42. action figure {The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}
43. little questions STRONG BAD: -s a baby.
44. lures and jigs STRONG BAD: -eg!
45. techno STRONG BAD: Doom doom
46. your friends STRONG BAD: ah-
47. new hands STRONG BAD: {With a bucket for a hand} Sit on it when I get-
48. ghosts STRONG BAD: -osts?
49. theme party STRONG BAD: -nes, and invite a
50. 50 emails STRONG BAD: {short pause} Tape le-
51. website STRONG BAD: -da cool.
52. island STRONG BAD: {Stranded on a desert island with Homestar} You're gonna need
53. comic CHEERLEADER: -et's start LOOKING
54. morning routine STRONG BAD: Routine
55. cheat talk STRONG BAD: -ay.
56. current status ZUBS: -rap ain't funny.
57. japanese cartoon {Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}
58. dragon STRONG BAD: {Drawing a dragon} -me way. S,
59. marzipan STRONG BAD: with me? MARZIPAN: That
60. huttah! STRONG BAD: He's not even that cu-
61. monster truck STRONG BAD: -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
62. interview STRONG BAD: About your childhood
63. fingers STRONG BAD: {At Bubs' Concession Stand} Gimme a little some-
64. english paper STRONG BAD: Which is my
65. unused emails STRONG MAD: A PRAYING MAN-
66. the show HOMESTAR RUNNER: You agree?
67. autobiography STRONG BAD: {On tape recorder} slipped him some drugs
68. caper {music plays} STRONG BAD: Uh!
69. personal favorites {Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}
70. big white face {Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}
71. 2 emails STRONG BAD: -ow, I know!
72. crazy cartoon {Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}
73. mascot {Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}
74. privileges STRONG BAD: -re! Ooh, and the
75. funny {Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead} HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can see y-
76. sibbie STRONG BAD: {watching TV} Oh, this is the one with
77. suntan {Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}
78. anything COACH Z: {To Strong Sad} -ad the ball at the top o'
79. the process STRONG BAD: -thing, eh whoev-
80. stunt double STRONG BAD: -aaape?
81. date STRONG BAD: So
82. impression COACH Z: use of light and
83. labor day COACH Z: Oh, I
84. kids' book {Page turns in a kids' book} STRONG BAD: Every-
85. 2 years STRONG BAD: -ve definitely wo-
86. no loafing STRONG BAD: {hanging up a picture of a beagle} -rk for it.
87. mile POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER: -and.
88. couch patch {Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch} STRONG SAD: -member a young Strong Bad
89. local news {The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises} THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}
90. colonization STRONG BAD: cold Hardee's he
91. caffiene HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD: {Unintelligable}
92. kind of cool SENOR CARDGAGE: Like me.
93. army STRONG BAD: What ridiculous wa-
94. video games STRONG BAD: -ations.
95. the bet KING OF TOWN: -o game. It's th-
96. lackey STRONG BAD: -ust adorable.
97. monument UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} -an!
98. stupid stuff HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube} -n! I said
99. different town STRONG BAD: {Standing on his stool} Fourteenth song!
100. flashback STRONG BAD: {Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow} Back down to free
101. car {The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing} HOMESTAR RUNNER: -an
102. lunch special {Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand} STRONG BAD: All right, the
103. haircut STRONG BAD: Not eating it
104. theme park STRONG BAD: When
105. replacement STRONG BAD: The worst song I ever hear-
106. dangeresque 3 COACH Z: {Dressed as Renaldo} -ur new partner
107. cheatday {Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners} STRONG BAD: Co-
108. pom pom BUBS: That'll be ten
109. crying {Homestar is on the ground crying}
110. for kids {Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}
111. other days {Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender} STRONG BAD: Then there's
112. old comics {Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends} STRONG BAD: Living reader
113. pizzaz {Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}
114. the facts STRONG BAD: Gaping plotholes
115. time capsule HOMESTAR RUNNER: -ss old wig in it
116. extra plug {Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.} STRONG BAD: What are you guy-
117. montage {The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}
118. virus {There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming} HOMESTAR POPUP: Is! Totally
119. animal STRONG BAD: Sea fangly
120. radio STRONG BAD: -ish was delish
121. part-time job BUBS: Pictures with the
122. dreamail {Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}
123. origins {Homsar is glued to Marzipan} STRONG BAD: -sar, and
124. secret recipies STRONG BAD: Or make puke The King of
125. rock opera STRONG BAD: {Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl} -omite! After-
126. best thing TEEG DOUGLAND: To Mitch
127. long pants STRONG BAD: You wear no
128. rampage STRONG BAD: Go ahead, The Cheat.
129. garage sale {Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them} STRONG BAD: Look, if you're
130. do over STRONG BAD: {singing} Don't you know
131. boring (really) HOMESTAR RUNNER: My eyes.
132. modeling STRONG BAD: Clutching a milk-
133. bottom 10 STRONG BAD: Stench
134. record book HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wear shorts.
135. lady...ing {Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}
136. geddup noise {The Cheat is DJing} SINGER: Geddup geddup geddup!
137. bedtime story {A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}
138. space program STRONG BAD: {Dressed as Space Captainface} Got to...
139. portrait {The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood} STRONG BAD: You two alone
140. highschool STRONGBADIOPHAGE: -uying there, Homest-
141. death metal {Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor} STRONG BAD: -ystical orb in each
142. secret identity {Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}
143. technology POM POM: {Bubbles} STRONG BAD: Oh
144. narrator {Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder} STRONG BAD: -d of years it ha-
145. myths & legends HOMESTAR RUNNER: growlin' and poopin' all
146. pop-up STRONG BAD: Some Cheat-tribution!
147. lady fan HOMESTAR RUNNER: {exercising} Tweese it, tweese it
148. disconnected HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Selling bread} Here! Dinner
149. candy product STRONG BAD: {singing} The crips and the cru-
150. alternate universe STRONG BAD: e-Hulk?
151. senior prom COACH Z: Their bre-
152. isp BUBS: See what we can
153. redesign STRONG BAD: Aisle.
154. keep cool STRONG BAD: {acting as a life saver} -uys know the drill.
155. theme song {A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man} ANNOUNCER: Do you wanna cut
156. road trip STRONG BAD: -able. {The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}
157. trading cards HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just sad.
158. cliffhangers HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm-
159. retirement STRONG BAD: Rick. Way to
160. coloring STRONG BAD: -ramble? What about

{Fade to black.}

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