User:Lira

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Hello, [[alternate universe|hellote]], [[Peasant's Quest|haldo]], [[Homestar Runner's Website|helscome]], and [[Two More Eggs|halosche]]! I'm SRMX12. Thanks for stopping by! I am a humble, frequent wiki user, a completely obsessed [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] fan, a [[Two More Eggs]] watcher <small>(although I still prefer H*R)</small>, and the Machiavellian grammar police. I'm also a [https://www.minecraft.net Minecrafter], a [https://scratch.mit.edu/users/MBGameCompany Scratcher], and a proud child of two loving mothers.

I was introduced to the wonderful world of Homestar Runner at a very young age, through my parents, who were really into it. Young and stupid as I was, I liked it but I didn't really understand a lot of it. My whole childhood and growing-up years had some Homestar Runner influence, but it wasn't until fifth grade that I started to really appreciate it. Then, about eighth grade, my extreme obsession with it started, I watched every single toon I hadn't watched already, and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since (I'm currently going into tenth grade).

I first joined this great wiki in December 2015 <small>(although I admit I had to check the [[Special:Log/newusers|user creation log]] for that)</small> as a [[stunt double|long-time browser, first-time writer]]. My edits were quite small at first, with [[User talk:SRMX12#Verbosity in edit summaries, or: Geez, I didn't need your freaking life story, man|WAY]] too elaborate edit summaries (this was before I discovered [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent Changes]], {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Minor_Foods&action=history page history}}, and the {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Minor_Foods&diff=754038&oldid=752571 diff button}}). To be honest, [[Special:Contributions/SRMX12|my edits]] are still very small, but every so often I make a more major contribution, such as transcribing the majority of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], which I'm very grateful to my fellow wikiers for letting me do.

==My Pages and Images==

===Pages===

[[Oh, Child]] &mdash; I'm not sure this really merited an article, but it had three references, and no one's raised any objections, so I'll let it go.<br>

[[Lite Em Up Dan]] &mdash; I was quite surprised to learn that this didn't exist before. Certainly has more appearances than, say, [[Tish, You!]]. This is one I'm almost proud of. Thanks to [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] for putting a category on it like five seconds after I made it.

And that's about it, if you don't count talk pages and redirects. I don't.

===Images===

I have relatively none compared to my good friend [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/Images by Me|Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]]<!-- I finally learned to memorize your name, Gfd! -->, but I've uploaded a few. Actually not very many at all. Here theys are anyway.

Image:Halloween Latte.png|My first non-personal image, for [[Minor Drinks]].

Image:ceiling pizza.png|I bought [[Pizza|this page]] a pizzaaaa!

Image:lite em up dan.png|Sorry it's a bit diagonal. I'm willing to have it replaced if necessary.

==My Bottom 10==

Because why not? Seems everyone else has one. [[Two More Eggs#Season Two Shorts|Listen to SRMX12's negative opinions!]] Currently in no particular order.

:This one goes without saying. Don't you guys have better things to do than pointlessly destroy people's work? Do something constructive. Read a book. Write a novella. Leave us alone.

*'''Pages claiming that mundane, common objects are running gags'''

:Don't misunderstand me&mdash; this isn't a [[HRWiki:Spoons|Spoons]] argument. I have no problem with articles like that existing. My issue is that they're called "running gags". [[Blood]] is a very common substance. It's going to show up once in a while in any given cartoon. Doesn't mean it's a running gag. I highly doubt [[The Brothers Chaps]] say "Oh, let's throw in another reference to [[eggs]]!"

:Oh, man. This is a huge one. I've had it up to here with the "Homestar's arms" debate. <small><small>If you could see me, you'd see that I'm holding my arm up to my chin. And I'm pretty short!</small></small> "He has invisible arms, because of this, this, and this!" "No, he has powers of telekinesis because of this, this, and this!" '''Both wrong!''' How about&mdash; The Brothers Chaps just drew him without arms for humor value! Trying to analyze it will kill the joke!

*'''Poorly written fanstuff transcripts<!-- insomuch as a script for a cartoon that doesn't really exist can be called a "transcript -->'''

:Although there are dozens of other types of grammar errors I could mention, this is one of the most irritating. Let me give you a brief explanation of how to use these elusive, exotic creatures... put one before the "s" of a possessive word, '''except''' for the word "its". Put it after the whole word if it's a plural possessive. Do not&mdash; I mean, ''do not''&mdash; I mean, '''''DO NOT''''' use an apostrophe just because a word is plural! <small>I recently saw a sign outside a restaurant that said "Open's at 9". Sigh. Depressing.</small>

''Sorry, this is currently a bottom 6. Work in progress.''

==Favorites==

My old user page just had a favorite quotes list, but Homestar Runner is way too vast and awesome for that. So here's a veritable ''list of lists'' of things that make me love the dot com day after day.

===General===

'''Toon:''' [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]. Really just because that was one of the very first H*R toons I ever saw. Thanks, my parents! I've watched it half a million dozen thousand times.<br>

'''Sbemail:''' [[mini-golf]], for pretty much the same reason. And, I mean, it's also a really good email. Fun fact, I actually saw this long before I had any idea what Sweet Cuppin' Cakes was. <!-- nightlife is another good one; I almost chose that --><br>

'''Game:''' [[Stinkoman 20X6]], assuming [[SBCG4AP]] doesn't count. I used to watch my mom play it all the time when I was little. I played it nonstop in eighth grade, and I've managed once or twice to play it from start to finish without a game over. Make Level 10 already!!<br>

'''Spin-Off World:''' [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]. I love the background, the music, and the characters. And [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]] is fabulous. Anyway, [[20X6]] is a close second.

===Inside Jokes===

*[[Twice]]

*The [[Soapbox]]'s messages

Might add more stuffs later.

==Strong Bad Emails==

I've sent two. Neither have been answered and neither ever will be. Especially considering I sent 'ems both long after they stopped really making them. Here they are, for the record. They're not very good.

{{compeemail}}

==Pixstar Runner==

So I said I was a Scratcher? Well, sometime last year I took it into my head to create some cool pixelated sprites for all the characters and create a Homestar Runner fan game. I'm not anywhere close to being anywhere near finishing that, but I have since used the sprites for a series of Homestar Runner animations that I call {{pl|l=http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Pixstar_Runner Pixstar Runner}}. [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/1838455/ Check it out!] I've so far released two animations (a sbemail and a short), and more are in working. You can send me a Strong Bad Email via my [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Pixel_Strong_Bad_Emails/Inbox official inbox], and I'll animate a response to it eventually in true sbemail style! Anyway, enough advertising for now.