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Click here to enter my Caption Contest!

Contents 1 Introduction 2 About Me 3 Favourite Quotes 4 NEW Caption Contest! 4.1 Caption Archive

Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

About Me

I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki, hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sorting them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.

Favourite Quotes

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This user misses The Paper. :'-(

This user is British.

This user was recently converted to Mozilla Firefox 'cause it's fab!

RC This user likes to drop by Recent Changes every now and then.

RV This user reverts vandalism and bad edits.

This user enjoys tasering that gnome gnome work.

This user's favourite character is Crack Stuntman. Yes.

THIS USER JUST HATES THAT FWEAKIN' MARSHMALLOW SO MUCH!

This user does NOT miss Original Principal Skinner Bubs.

This user sees the goat as half-dead.

This user has more than too many prablems.

This user thinks The Chort is not a good Username. He's still going to keep it, though.

Get outta here, Nebulon! This user doesn't like your style!

Oh, this user will TELL you what he thinks of Strong Bad!

Hey! Quit bitin' this user's style!

Screenshot	Category	Name	Quote
	Strong Bad Email	for kids	"Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
	Marzipan's Answering Machine	Version 12.2	"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
	Teen Girl Squad	Issue 9	"BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
	Big Toon	Bug In Mouth Disease	"The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"
	Powered By The Cheat	mile	"Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
	Puppet Stuff	Biz Cas Fri 2	"Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..."
	Holiday Toon(s)	Decemberween In July	"Greta is making cookies. feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
	20X6	Under Construction	"Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
	Main Page	Main Page 11	"Today's forecast is total crap!"
	Easter Egg	kids' book, "book"	"Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode."

NEW Caption Contest!

• STRONG BAD: Ew! That was one freakin' big bird! – The Chort 17:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Please feel free to add your own caption!

New image to come on Monday!

Caption Archive

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