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| | Hey there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor can I speak [[Coach Z]] <small>(although I still try)</small>. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this [[Trogdor]] guy I had heard of. It was a Google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] My first thoughts? They were something along the lines of <font color=red>'''"What the crap is going on here?!"'''</font color=red> So I searched the [[FAQ]] for some answers. There, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search <small>(I depend on Google way too much)</small> and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff! | | Hey there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor can I speak [[Coach Z]] <small>(although I still try)</small>. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this [[Trogdor]] guy I had heard of. It was a Google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] My first thoughts? They were something along the lines of <font color=red>'''"What the crap is going on here?!"'''</font color=red> So I searched the [[FAQ]] for some answers. There, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search <small>(I depend on Google way too much)</small> and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff! |
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Revision as of 14:25, 14 May 2006
Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z (although I still try). I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a Google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts? They were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ for some answers. There, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search (I depend on Google way too much) and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to waste spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sort them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.
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