160 Seconds

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A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 Strong Bad Emails.

Running Time: 2:40

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

{open to a message reading:}

{Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Homsar read the message aloud in sequence}

KING OF TOWN: What about me?

1. some kinda robot — STRONG BAD: Oh, who is
2. homsar — STRONG BAD: My emai
3. butt IQ — STRONG BAD: Check-a check-a check-a my email
4. homestar hair — STRONG BAD: Doot do do doot
5. making out — STRONG BAD: Dear
6. depressio — STRONG BAD: -Ear Strong Bad
7. halloweener — STRONG BAD: To have the bestest
8. brianrietta — STRONG BAD: I can't help but realize
9. i love you — STRONG BAD: {gibberish from pronouncing the name}
10. trevor the vampire — STRONG BAD: As you
11. i rule — STRONG BAD: You talking about
12. credit card — STRONG BAD: Your old credit card numb-
13. i she be — STRONG BAD: -Rong Bad, great looking girl
14. duck pond — STRONG BAD: -iwi {enter sound}
15. the basics — STRONG BAD: But you know, there's the
16. band names — STRONG BAD: You rule
17. studying — STRONG BAD: {loudly and angrily} Close the book and
18. stand-up — STRONG BAD: {silence}
19. tape-leg — STRONG BAD: Some kind of tape
20. spring cleaning — STRONG BAD: Do you have a secr-
21. cartoon — STRONG BAD: Umm...
22. sb_email 22 — STRONG BAD: Nevermind the Bullocks
23. little animal — STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad turns to his computer} So there's
24. the bird — STRONG BAD: Phylo D.
25. super powers — STRONG BAD: {glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a Cold One with his blue diamond}
26. CGNU — STRONG BAD: Half as awesome as
27. 3 Wishes — STRONG BAD: Look at how great
28. 1 step ahead — STRONG SAD: Funny {dodge ball hits him} Oh!
29. superhero name — STRONG BAD: You know, like: St-
30. 12:00 — BUBS: It took me a l-
31. sugarbob — STRONG BAD: Anyway
32. flag day — STRONG BAD: Coolest flag you ever
33. gimmicks — {silence and blackness}
34. weird dream — STRONG BAD: -derstand
35. sisters — STRONG BAD: {indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}
36. guitar — STRONG BAD: JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
37. dullard — STRONG BAD: {pretending to be on the phone} Yes.
38. helium — STRONG BAD: {in a high voice because of helium} Too!!!!
39. property of ones — STRONG BAD: So you got that
40. vacation — {A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}
41. invisibility — STRONG BAD: {Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible} You know,
42. action figure — {The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}
43. little questions — STRONG BAD: -s a baby.
44. lures and jigs — STRONG BAD: -eg!
45. techno — STRONG BAD: Doom doom
46. your friends — STRONG BAD: ah-
47. new hands — STRONG BAD: {With a bucket for a hand} Sit on it when I get-
48. ghosts — STRONG BAD: -osts?
49. theme party — STRONG BAD: -nes, and invite a
50. 50 emails — STRONG BAD: {short pause} Tape le-
51. website — STRONG BAD: -da cool.
52. island — STRONG BAD: {Stranded on a desert island with Homestar} You're gonna need
53. comic — CHEERLEADER: -et's start LOOKING
54. morning routine — STRONG BAD: Routine
55. cheat talk — STRONG BAD: -ay.
56. current status — ZUBS: -rap ain't funny.
57. japanese cartoon — {Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}
58. dragon — STRONG BAD: {Drawing a dragon} -me way. S,
59. marzipan — STRONG BAD: with me? MARZIPAN: That
60. huttah! — STRONG BAD: He's not even that cu-
61. monster truck — STRONG BAD: -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
62. interview — STRONG BAD: About your childhood
63. fingers — STRONG BAD: {At Bubs' Concession Stand} Gimme a little some-
64. english paper — STRONG BAD: Which is my
65. unused emails — STRONG MAD: A PRAYING MAN-
66. the show — HOMESTAR RUNNER: You agree?
67. autobiography — STRONG BAD: {On tape recorder} slipped him some drugs
68. caper — {music plays} STRONG BAD: Uh!
69. personal favorites — {Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}
70. big white face — {Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}
71. 2 emails — STRONG BAD: -ow, I know!
72. crazy cartoon — {Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}
73. mascot — {Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}
74. privileges — STRONG BAD: -re! Ooh, and the
75. funny — {Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead} HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can see y-
76. sibbie — STRONG BAD: {watching TV} Oh, this is the one with
77. suntan — {Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}
78. anything — COACH Z: {To Strong Sad} -ad the ball at the top o'
79. the process — STRONG BAD: -thing, eh whoev-
80. stunt double — STRONG BAD: -aaape?
81. date — STRONG BAD: So
82. impression — COACH Z: use of light and
83. labor day — COACH Z: Oh, I
84. kids' book — {Page turns in a kids' book} STRONG BAD: Every-
85. 2 years — STRONG BAD: -ve definitely wo-
86. no loafing — STRONG BAD: {hanging up a picture of a beagle} -rk for it.
87. mile — POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER: -and.
88. couch patch — {Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch} STRONG SAD: -member a young Strong Bad
89. local news — {The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises} THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}
90. colonization — STRONG BAD: cold Hardee's he
91. caffiene — HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD: {Unintelligable}
92. kind of cool — SENOR CARDGAGE: Like me.
93. army — STRONG BAD: What ridiculous wa-
94. video games — STRONG BAD: -ations.
95. the bet — KING OF TOWN: -o game. It's th-
96. lackey — STRONG BAD: -ust adorable.
97. monument — UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} -an!
98. stupid stuff — HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube} -n! I said
99. different town — STRONG BAD: {Standing on his stool} Fourteenth song!
100. flashback — STRONG BAD: {Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow} Back down to free
101. car — {The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing} HOMESTAR RUNNER: -an
102. lunch special — {Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand} STRONG BAD: All right, the
103. haircut — STRONG BAD: Not eating it
104. theme park — STRONG BAD: When
105. replacement — STRONG BAD: The worst song I ever hear-
106. dangeresque 3 — COACH Z: {Dressed as Renaldo} -ur new partner
107. cheatday — {Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners} STRONG BAD: Co-
108. pom pom — BUBS: That'll be ten
109. crying — {Homestar is on the ground crying}
110. for kids — {Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}
111. other days — {Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender} STRONG BAD: Then there's
112. old comics — {Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends} STRONG BAD: Living reader
113. pizzaz — {Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}
114. the facts — STRONG BAD: Gaping plotholes
115. time capsule — HOMESTAR RUNNER: -ss old wig in it
116. extra plug — {Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.} STRONG BAD: What are you guy-
117. montage — {The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}
118. virus — {There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming} HOMESTAR POPUP: Is! Totally
119. animal — STRONG BAD: Sea fangly
120. radio — STRONG BAD: -ish was delish
121. part-time job — BUBS: Pictures with the
122. dreamail — {Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}
123. origins — {Homsar is glued to Marzipan} STRONG BAD: -sar, and
124. secret recipies — STRONG BAD: Or make puke The King of
125. rock opera — STRONG BAD: {Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl} -omite! After-
126. best thing — TEEG DOUGLAND: To Mitch
127. long pants — STRONG BAD: You wear no
128. rampage — STRONG BAD: Go ahead, The Cheat.
129. garage sale — {Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them} STRONG BAD: Look, if you're
130. do over — STRONG BAD: {singing} Don't you know
131. boring (really) — HOMESTAR RUNNER: My eyes.
132. modeling — STRONG BAD: Clutching a milk-
133. bottom 10 — STRONG BAD: Stench
134. record book — HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wear shorts.
135. lady...ing — {Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}
136. geddup noise — {The Cheat is DJing} SINGER: Geddup geddup geddup!
137. bedtime story — {A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}
138. space program — STRONG BAD: {Dressed as Space Captainface} Got to...
139. portrait — {The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood} STRONG BAD: You two alone
140. highschool — STRONGBADIOPHAGE: -uying there, Homest-
141. death metal — {Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor} STRONG BAD: -ystical orb in each
142. secret identity — {Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}
143. technology — POM POM: {Bubbles} STRONG BAD: Oh
144. narrator — {Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder} STRONG BAD: -d of years it ha-
145. myths & legends — HOMESTAR RUNNER: growlin' and poopin' all
146. pop-up — STRONG BAD: Some Cheat-tribution!
147. lady fan — HOMESTAR RUNNER: {exercising} Tweese it, tweese it
148. disconnected — HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Selling bread} Here! Dinner
149. candy product — STRONG BAD: {singing} The crips and the cru-
150. alternate universe — STRONG BAD: e-Hulk?
151. senior prom — COACH Z: Their bre-
152. isp — BUBS: See what we can
153. redesign — STRONG BAD: Aisle.
154. keep cool — STRONG BAD: {acting as a life saver} -uys know the drill.
155. theme song — {A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man} ANNOUNCER: Do you wanna cut
156. road trip — STRONG BAD: -able. {The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}
157. trading cards — HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just sad.
158. cliffhangers — HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm-
159. retirement — STRONG BAD: Rick. Way to
160. coloring — STRONG BAD: -ramble? What about