Peasant's Quest Outtakes
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Peasant's Quest Outtakes, exclusively found on Everything Else, Volume 1, is a compilation of scenes that did not make it into Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.
Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing played by Matt Chapman, Mike Chapman, The Blue Knight, King of Peasantry, Jhonka, Baby Lady & Her Baby played by Jackie Chapman, Ryan Sterritt
Running Time: 3:13
Transcript
{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}
RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage? {Camera shakes slightly while speaking.}
MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Ryan kicked the tripod.
MATT CHAPMAN: {acts angry} Oh, great! {camera shakes again} This is just turning into a great day on the set!
{Cut to the Blue Knight.}
THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather would be somewhere else, like fishing... off the pier... with my grandma.
{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on a throne in front of a green screen.}
KING OF PEASANTRY: {angrily} I won't have you sassing around {offscreen laughter; king cracks up} with this council...
{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe in front of a green screen. Matt sticks out his tongue and blows a raspberry.}
{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe with a drawn sword. He is standing in front of a wall of sediment and roots.}
MATT CHAPMAN: Here come the cops. {lowers his sword}
MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Really?
MATT CHAPMAN: Yeah. {freezes, waits a few seconds, then raises his sword. Speaks as Rather Dashing.} Not tonigh—
{Cut to Jhonka standing in front af a pond, wiping dirt over his body}
JHONKA: You shoulda' told me this was all un-even. I just look like some, punk, kid.
{laughter offscreen}
MATT CHAPMAN: {offscreen} You look, you look gorgeus.
{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice dragged out and slow, while standing in front of a green screen}
MATT CHAPMAN: Hello. I'm ta— taking lessons off of, seas.
MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Taking lessons over seas?
MATT CHAPMAN: Yes.
{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake}
{Cut to the King Of Pesantry sitting in his throne in front of a green screen}
KING OF PEASANTRY: {speaking softly, while getting louder} And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGHHHHHH!! {the King points}
{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}
{Cut to the Blue Knight}
THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, {starts laughing} and I could be at home in bed.
{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage}
MIKE CHAPMAN: That's a nice cottage you've got there Rather Dashing.
RATHER DASHING: Thank you. It's broke, my cottage is broke.
{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}
MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Did you mean to do that?
MATT CHAPMAN: No that really happened.
{Cut to Baby Lady and her Baby}
BABY LADY: Show me— {laughs}
BABY LADY: Prove to me your a real man Razer Dashing. {makes sour face} I'm sorry.
BABY LADY: Prove to me your a man Rather Dashing. {laughs} Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
BABY LADY: Show me yoma— {laughs}
BABY LADY: Show me your a real man {rolls eyes} Rather Dashing. {laughs}
{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling}
{Cut to a montage of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasent robe posing with a sword.}
MATT CHAPMAN: {makes a funny face} Like an owie shot. {continues to make face}
MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} I think we're done.
MATT CHAPMAN: I'm done?
{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage}
RATHER DASHING: {indicates cottage} I would like this much better if I put a foosball table here, you know, {looks at camera} one of those egg shaped chairs, o'er here, you know, hi-fi in the back, {turns to the back} well I guess back there, {indicates behind the cottage} outside I got to put it, you got to sleep somewhere right?
{Matt makes a funny face, then cuts to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasent robe}
{Cuts to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby}
{Matt catches the baby}
RYAN STERRITT: Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.
{Matt struggles}
MATT CHAPMAN: We got 'im! We got 'im.
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