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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z (although I still try). I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. (And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!. It was a Google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search (I depend on Google way too much) and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to waste spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sort them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.
Favourite Quotes
| Screenshot | Category | Name | Quote
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 | Strong Bad Email | for kids | "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
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 | Marzipan's Answering Machine | Version 12.2 | "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
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 | Teen Girl Squad | Issue 9 | "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
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 | Big Toon | A Folky Tale | "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!!"
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 | Powered By The Cheat | mile | "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
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 | Puppet Stuff | Biz Cas Fri 2 | "Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..."
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 | Holiday Toon(s) | Decemberween In July | "Greta is making cookies. feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
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 | 20X6 | Under Construction | "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
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 | Main Page | Main Page 11 | "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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 | Easter Egg | kids' book, "book" | "Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode."
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STRONG BAD: {singing, types "operation strongbad's__email "} It is the person who inspects that E-mail of well who entirely? That me, is Strong Baaad.
Strong Bad it becomes love,
Before sleeping, are the mask and the boxing
grab where you struggle taken?
Including sincerity,
Abdi LaRue
San Diego and California
STRONG BAD: {clears screen} It is good, that is foolish question and Abdi. Before sleeping, are your surface and the hand removed? In that case, it is the robot of a certain kind? In that case, it possesses some kind of power? Or you use those, permanently because it keeps being surprised? Is the fact that strength is combined liked? I happen being the criminal heart where our times are exactly splendid. {types "—Strong Bad" and then stops typing} It was understood up to the following time. The storing which sends your question to me and I tease… I mean those, answer.
{The Paper comes down, reading "E-mail in Strong Bad state the dust sound here"}
(I, in order to translate this E-mail, appreciate in Google.)
