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Most Everyone Wanna Know Who I Am
I'm Open Source Greg. My real name is Jack, and I live in Australia. My favourite things to do are watching Homestar Runner, downloading Homestar Runner with a flash saver, and converting Homestar Runner to iPod and DSi form with an SWF Converter. I also like swimming, reading and running.
I try my best to make this wiki the best it can be, although I sometimes can get lost in the myriad of computer language I have to use, and occasionally make some people a little peeved off at me, although I don't mean it.
Quotes
MAX 3 QUOTES EACH
Homestar Runner
- {sitting in cardboard box with "blue face man's store" written on it} Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!
- Pom Pom, you have been, and always will be, my dog. But, today, I gotta play the strategy card. I'm going with Pom Pom.
- I wonder how you spell tabasco... Tabascoooo...
Strong Bad
- Everybody, now bleed a beetle... Ew. No.
- No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir-no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'
- Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuump...
Strong Mad
- I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!
- MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!
- TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!
The Cheat
Strong Sad
- Homestar, do you even have half a brain?
- {seemingly laughing} Somebody shoot me!
- I don't like food anymore!
Marzipan
- You took too long with the paint, so me and the Cheat and Strong Mad formed a band called Cool Tapes.
- {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'
- I won't let you die, Dangeresque.
Pom Pom
Coach Z
- Mrs Marzipan Z...
- I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport you're playin' here, but I'm playing women's lacrosse.
- Joearghreagghb!!
Bubs
- {burning "exhibit A"} This is just fine!
- {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'
Senor Cardgage
- That's real beautiful, Brethany. Can I borroche it for the senior prom?
Homsar
- I'm the butter-silk fairy queen!
- {normal speech} Hello, Strong Bad. What's the haps?
King Of Town
- I'm in my sixties.
- My life is a joke
- Let the king have some. For reals this time!
Characters
This is a list of my favourite characters, in order of favourite to least favourite;
1. Homestar
2. The KOT
3. Bubs
4. Strong Bad
5. Senor Cardgage
6. The Poopsmith
7. Homsar
8. Coach Z
9. Marzipan
10. Strong Mad
11. Strong Sad
12. The Cheat
13. Pom Pom
Other Stuff I Like
- Legendary Frog [1]
- Making Fiends [2]
Things I Have Helped With
My Unfinished Fan Script
Run Dwarf
Homestar is lost in space, 3,000,000 years in the future... probably.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Coach Z, Strong Bad, Marzipan (Easter Egg)
Places: The Field, Spaceship, The Cliff, The Moon
Date: Saturday, May 2, 2009
Running Time: 1:06
Page Title: Not quite Back To Earth...
Transcript
{Open in on Homestar talking to Pom Pom in the field}
HOMESTAR: ...So I was watching TV, right? And they were telling this hilarious TV joke, okay? And it was like, um, well, I can't really remember, but it was a TV joke, and you know what those are like.
POM POM: {bubbles angrily}
HOMESTAR: {startled} Oh, right! I was telling you about TV, so anyway, right at the end of the TV joke, this show comes on, and it's like {forgets}; "Blue... Midget..." Or something like that, and, uh, you should have watched it man. Should. Have. Watched. It. It was like...
{Fade into Homestar's new view of things; the last few notes of the "Red Dwarf" theme play - the screen shows a logo similar to Red Dwarf's that reads "Run Dwarf". As this is happening the usual credits show. Homestar is seen in a spaceship corridor}
HOMESTAR: Oh, man, we're out of Cold One Milkshakes...
{Coach Z walks in; has an "H" on his cap}
COACH Z: Homestar, what're you doing down there?
{Homestar looks confused}
HOMESTAR: Who are you calling Homestar? I'm First Lieuteneral Maybe Mister! And, uh, I'm tryin' to get a sandwich or something... {cut off}
COACH Z: {Not phased} Uh, Homestar? Are you OK?
{Pom Pom drops down from the roof; has hair}
POM POM: {bubbles}
HOMESTAR: {angrily} Yeah, that's right, goal-post head! You better believe this guy. He's fierceome!
POM POM: {cocks head to side in confusion}
{escape Homestar's view and see where homestar is in real life - crouching in a cardboard box dangling precariously off on a cliff on a piece of string, labelled "Star-ant". Coach Z and Pom Pom are standing on the cliff top. Homestar rocks the cardboard box to and fro}
HOMESTAR: Yeah! Alright! We're reaching light-speed now! Next stop - the Moooooooooooooooon!!
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Hey! That's my line!
{cut back to Homestar's view of things; is walking on the moon}
HOMESTAR: A-One, Two, One, Two, and a reeka-deeka — {cuts off} Hey! Guys? Where are you all? {set begins to shake} Why is this moon shaking?..
{cut back to real life; the string supporting Homestar's box snaps}
HOMESTAR: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
{'The End' shows up on a black background with stars}
Easter Eggs
- Click on The star closest to the top right corner when the toon is finished to see this conversation between Homestar and Marzipan.
HOMESTAR: Hey, Marzipan! What are you doing in this flashback?
MARZIPAN: I cam along to make sure someone had taken his medication this morning.
HOMESTAR: Oh, right. I remember not taking that.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This toon is a direct parody of the British sci-fi sitcom, Red Dwarf.
- The easter egg relates to symptoms as a result of not taking your medication, in cases such as ADD or ADHD.
Trivia
Remarks
- This is the first big toon to be released without a mention on any main pages or the TV Time Toons Menu. it is only accessible by clicking the "Joy of Painting" video tape on the toons menu.
- The Blue Midget and Starbug are two other vessels used in Red Dwarf.
Goofs
- When Homestar is dangling from the rope the first time, every time he swings to the left, a small portion of the King of Town's beard is visibe. This is likely due to the Brothers Chaps using the same animation, and simply editing over the top.
Inside References
Real World References
- This toon is a blatant spoof of the TV series Red Dwarf, which recently celebrated it's 21st birthday and created the first new episodes in over 10 years, the Back To Earth Miniseries, shown during Easter 2009.
Oh, Child!
