| Picture | Item | Description | Use | Location
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| [[Image:]] | Balloons | Eco-friendly balloons full of helium. | Used to lighten the Heavy Lourde. | Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Banana Peel | Slippery skin of potassium-rich fruit. | Used to evict party-goers. | House of Strong
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| [[Image:]] | Candy | A box of chocolate-covered packing peanuts | Used to cheer Marzipan or trap the King. | Bubs' Concession Stand
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| [[Image:]] | Candy Coupon | A stack of coupons for a free box of candy. | Used to obtain free candy. | The Track
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| [[Image:]] | Float Head | An oversized papier mache Homestar head. | One part of a surprisingly effective costume | Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton | Wobbly, red-flavoured dessert. Race consolation prize. | Used to solidify the pool. | House of Strong
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| [[Image:]] | Hedge Clippings | The leftovers from bush sculptures. | Used to cover up holes. | Marzipan's House, KOT Castle, The Track, The Field
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| [[Image:]] | Cell Phone | Homestar's old school portable telephone. | Used to make prank calls, and instrumental to patching Homestar and Marzipan's relationship. | The Track
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| [[Image:]] | Homestar's Clothes | Red star shirt and tight, white pants. | One part of a surprisingly effective costume. | The Track
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| [[Image:]] | Criminal Record | The only details of Homestar's public nudity charge. | Used to get Homestar off your couch. | KOT Castle
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| [[Image:]] | Homestar Costume | A surprisingly effective costume. | Used to impersonate Homestar. | The Track/Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Hedge Shears | Power tool used for carving bushes. | Used to carve up bushes. | Bubs' Concession Stand
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| [[Image:]] | Onion | Stinky vegetable. | Used to make Homestar smell funny. | Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Plunger | The toilet's best friend. | Used to reach the ceiling duct. | KOT Castle
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| [[Image:]] | Shovel | Long-handled spade for moving objects around. | Used to dig up buried treasures. Can also dig holes in Marzipan's yard. | KOT Castle
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| [[Image:]] | Strong Bad's Clothes | Actually, it's really just a pair of tight black pants. | Used to change back to Strong Bad. | N/A (replaces Homestar Costume when it's worn)
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| [[Image:]] | Metal Detector | Taranchula-brand item that detects underground treasures. | Used to find things underground. | House of Strong
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| [[Image:]] | Total Load | Muscle-enhancing powder of suspicious nature. | Used to frame Pom Pom. Can also help evolve moles into a race of mole-people. | Bubs' Concession Stand
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| [[Image:]] | Trophy | Shiny statue showing victory in the race. | Used to "convince" Homestar he's won the race. | The Track
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| Picture | Party Member | Description | Use | Location
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| | Algebros | Ryu and Dex, the math-loving stars of Algebros. | Can defeat the fiendish Math Equations in Trogdor's Keep. | The Brick Wall
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| | Boxer Joe | The hero of Snake Boxer, a fighter who hates snakes and will attack any he sees. | Used in conjunction with the Snakes to open crates. | The pile of crates near The Field.
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| | Gel-Arshie | A gelatinous form of Marshie who advertises Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton. Featured in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder. | Turns everything red, and reacts with red-colored objects. | Strong Bad's Room
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| | The Innkeeper | An NPC from Peasant's Quest. He owns an inn, but also provides carriage repair. | Repairing the Space Machine. | Peasantry
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| | Limozeen's Space Machine | Taken from Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, where it would shoot down Nebulons and save "hot babelians". | Carting away Marzipan, and defeating Trogdor's minion, Nebulon. | The Field
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| | Mista Fixit | The Poopsmith, possessed by the spirit of Mista Fixit, from a construction game. | Repairing the broken world of Stinkoman 20X6. | The pile of crates near The Field
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| | Peasants | Cannon fodder from Peasant's Quest, and a preferred target of Trogdor, they tend to live in thatched-roof cottages. | Distracting Trogdor (and earning Awesomeness points as they're burninated). | Peasantry
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| | Performing Bear | A circus performer from Space Circus Catastrophe. | Defeating the Space Clown roaming Trogdor's keep. | Videlectrix Mainframe
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| | Putchnya Shotski | Strong Mad possessed by the spirit of a Russian athlete from Halfathlon. Specializes in shot put. | Throwing the Checkpoint across the Halfathlon field. | The Track/Halfathlon field
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| | Rather Dashing | The star of Peasant's Quest, an adventurer in short pants. | Saving Strong Sad from Munchox the Devourer. | Peasantry
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