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| [[Image:]] | Balloons | Eco-friendly balloons full of helium. | Used to lighten the Heavy Lourde. | Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Banana Peel | Slippery skin of potassium-rich fruit. | Used to evict party-goers. | House of Strong
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| [[Image:]] | Candy | A box of chocolate-covered packing peanuts | Used to cheer Marzipan or trap the King. | Bubs' Concession Stand
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| [[Image:]] | Candy Coupon | A stack of coupons for a free box of candy. | Used to obtain free candy. | The Track
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| [[Image:]] | Float Head | An oversized papier mache Homestar head. | One part of a surprisingly effective costume | Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton | Wobbly, red-flavoured dessert. Race consolation prize. | Used to solidify the pool. | House of Strong
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| [[Image:]] | Hedge Clippings | The leftovers from bush sculptures. | Used to cover up holes. | Marzipan's House, KOT Castle, The Track, The Field
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| [[Image:]] | Cell Phone | Homestar's old school portable telephone. | Used to make prank calls, and instrumental to patching Homestar and Marzipan's relationship. | The Track
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| [[Image:]] | Homestar's Clothes | Red star shirt and tight, white pants. | One part of a surprisingly effective costume. | The Track
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| [[Image:]] | Criminal Record | The only details of Homestar's public nudity charge. | Used to get Homestar off your couch. | KOT Castle
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| [[Image:]] | Homestar Costume | A surprisingly effective costume. | Used to impersonate Homestar. | The Track/Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Hedge Shears | Power tool used for carving bushes. | Used to carve up bushes. | Bubs' Concession Stand
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| [[Image:]] | Onion | Stinky vegetable. | Used to make Homestar smell funny. | Marzipan's House
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| [[Image:]] | Plunger | The toilet's best friend. | Used to reach the ceiling duct. | KOT Castle
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| [[Image:]] | Shovel | Long-handled spade for moving objects around. | Used to dig up buried treasures. Can also dig holes in Marzipan's yard. | KOT Castle
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| [[Image:]] | Strong Bad's Clothes | Actually, it's really just a pair of tight black pants. | Used to change back to Strong Bad. | N/A (replaces Homestar Costume when it's worn)
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| [[Image:]] | Metal Detector | Taranchula-brand item that detects underground treasures. | Used to find things underground. | House of Strong
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| [[Image:]] | Total Load | Muscle-enhancing powder of suspicious nature. | Used to frame Pom Pom. Can also help evolve moles into a race of mole-people. | Bubs' Concession Stand
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| [[Image:]] | Trophy | Shiny statue showing victory in the race. | Used to "convince" Homestar he's won the race. | The Track
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| Picture | Item | Description | Use | Location
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| 3-Ring Binder
| One of the ancient Homsartifacts, though it looks like an ordinary binder with an image of Homsar on the front.
| Necessary to converse with Homsar.
| Buried near the mailbox in front of the Bleak House.
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| BMW Lighter
| Though missing its branding in Strong Badia the Free, this is Strong Bad's trusty lighter.
| Needed to burn various objects throughout the game.
| Returned after The Cheat agrees to join Strong Badia.
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| Clockwork Strong Bad Doll
| A noisy malfunctioning Strong Bad doll that attempts to sing the Strong Badia National Anthem.
| Making Strong Sad believe he's shaking uncontrollably.
| Buy from Concessionstan with Quesos.
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| Fake Sword
| A padded sword used for Strong Sad's roleplaying sessions.
| Knighting people, and switching for the katana.
| Strong Sad's bedroom.
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| Glowstick
| A necessary item for any and all glowstick raves.
| Making Strong Bad's drink extra-glowy.
| A box on the DJ booth in Pompomerania.
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| Katana
| A Japanese sword, owned by the shogun.
| Defeating the monster in Country.
| Switch for the fake sword in Pompomerania.
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| Paper Crown
| A novelty item from Blubbo's.
| Representing The King of Town's crown on the effigy.
| The bookcase in Strong Bad's room.
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| Pillow
| Useful for napping, pillow fights, and suffocating whiny little brothers.
| Representing The King of Town's bulk on the effigy.
| Strong Bad's laundry room.
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| Pilot Wings
| A small badge given to Strong Bad for surviving the flight without crying, saving the plane, and making out with the stewardesses.
| Given to The Cheat to make him rejoin Strong Badia.
| A box in front of the Bleak House.
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| Pottery Shard
| One of the ancient Homstartifacts, it is a small pottery shard with Homsar's image on it.
| Necessary to converse with Homsar.
| Traded for Strong Sad's pretendix at Concessionstan.
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| Power Strip
| One of the ancient Homsartifacts, though it looks like an ordinary power strip.
| Necessary to converse with Homsar.
| Buried under Strong Badia.
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| Pretendix
| Strong Sad's pretendix in a jar.
| Trading for the pottery shard.
| The Homsar Reservation, after Strong Sad is convinced that he has pretendicitis.
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| Quesos
| Barely-legal tender used in Strong Badia. Actually play money from Maps & Minions with Strong Bad's image drawn on them.
| Buying the clockwork Strong Bad doll.
| Game box in Strong Badia.
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| Red Towel
| Once Strong Sad's security blanket, now used by Strong Mad.
| Representing The King of Town's robe on the effigy.
| The bathroom in the Bleak House.
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| Stuffing
| Some stuffing the rip in The Couch.
| Representing The King of Town's mustache on the effigy.
| The Couch in the basement of the Bleak House.
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| Taranchula Black Metal Detector
| Taranchula-brand item that detects underground treasures, now with a built-in shovel.
| Finding and digging up treasures buried underground.
| Strong Bad's room.
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| Tony Stony
| Vice president of Country.
| Weighing down Marzipan's UN model, so that someone useful can be drafted into the Homestarmy.
| Defeat the monster in Country.
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| Tuning Fork
| One of the ancient Homstartifacts, it sounds like Homsar when rung.
| Necessary to converse with Homsar.
| Buried near Sticktenstein.
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| Picture | Party Member | Description | Use | Location
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| | Algebros | Ryu and Dex, the math-loving stars of Algebros. | Can defeat the fiendish Math Equations in Trogdor's Keep. | The Brick Wall
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| | Boxer Joe | The hero of Snake Boxer, a fighter who hates snakes and will attack any he sees. | Used in conjunction with the Snakes to open crates. | The pile of crates near The Field.
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| | Gel-Arshie | A gelatinous form of Marshie who advertises Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton. Featured in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder. | Turns everything red, and reacts with red-colored objects. | Strong Bad's Room
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| | The Innkeeper | An NPC from Peasant's Quest. He owns an inn, but also provides carriage repair. | Repairing the Space Machine. | Peasantry
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| | Limozeen's Space Machine | Taken from Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, where it would shoot down Nebulons and save "hot babelians". | Carting away Marzipan, and defeating Trogdor's minion, Nebulon. | The Field
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| | Mista Fixit | The Poopsmith, possessed by the spirit of Mista Fixit, from a construction game. | Repairing the broken world of Stinkoman 20X6. | The pile of crates near The Field
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| | Peasants | Cannon fodder from Peasant's Quest, and a preferred target of Trogdor, they tend to live in thatched-roof cottages. | Distracting Trogdor (and earning Awesomeness points as they're burninated). | Peasantry
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| | Performing Bear | A circus performer from Space Circus Catastrophe. | Defeating the Space Clown roaming Trogdor's keep. | Videlectrix Mainframe
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| | Putchnya Shotski | Strong Mad possessed by the spirit of a Russian athlete from Halfathlon. Specializes in shot put. | Throwing the Checkpoint across the Halfathlon field. | The Track/Halfathlon field
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| | Rather Dashing | The star of Peasant's Quest, an adventurer in short pants. | Saving Strong Sad from Munchox the Devourer. | Peasantry
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