Broncotroll
What's up, homestuff? I made an account on the hrwiki to feel like a part of something bigger—something awesomer. I like science fiction—including Doctor Who and the Hitchhikers' series, tabletop RPG's (DnD 3.5 preferably) and retro video games. I also love cats, hyphens, and anything not sports-related. Like making this user page. Chances are, I like you too! (Except you, Jerome.)
 Doo doo doo doooo! WHY GANONDORF, WHY? -- BroncoTroll☺
3DS friend code: 1848 - 2954 - 1236
Everybody loves the me!
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| This user enjoys doing Gnome work. Look, it’s Tingle!
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| This user patrols Recent Changes. Please show her the same consideration and patrol hers.
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| 2004
| This user discovered the H*R website in Twenty ought four.
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| This user discovered the H*R website when she was seven years old.
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| SBE
| This user would give anything to have an email answered by Strong Bad. The link will be here if that ever happens.
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| This user is an American. And so are 314 million other people.
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| This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best. A spectacle of graphics and sound!
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| This user's favorite email is Virus, followed by others including caper, montage, from work, the basics, rampage, technology, kids' book, lures and jigs, nightlife, invisibility, funny, for kids, animal, the facts, personal favorites...
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| This user's other favorite character is Strong Bad.
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| This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6. She has beaten the whole game!
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| This user very much wants to play SBCG4AP.
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| This user loves Cheat Commandos, and thinks Firebert is a great Commando name.
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| This user can help you get a leg up on the pile. Casual conversation and helpful advice are available at all times, if you can stand to talk to me for more than 4 seconds.
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| This user is a member of the Homestarmy. Orange bowl not included.
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| If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
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| This user can do it! She can do it twelve times!
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| This user is imagining why on Earth she can't get ye flask! If only she knew what parapets were.
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| This user sees the goat as half-alive. Or mostly dead. In any case, she'll make sure to search its pockets for loose change.
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Which character am I most like, you ask? Go ahead, ask.
Well, because you asked, mostly Strong Sad. We're both philosophical and have the tendency to be the only rational one in the room. I like reading and writing as well, though Strong Sad's calligraphy is way better than mine. I'm a bit less socially awkward than him, and less... depressio than him. I'm nerdy, geeky, and overall your typical DnD / Sci-Fi dork-on. In addition to Dumpface, I also resemble Strong Bad. I share (or at least try to) his sarcastic sense of humor and am a huge stickler about grammar and spelling. Most Strongbad-like is my love for retro video games and old technology. I have also acquired some of his speech patterns over time- even the less cool ones. He needs to get rid of that Compé, man. Anydangway, that's me.
Favorite Quotes
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| Strong Bad: Ordinarily, I just drown my sorrows in video games, but for this, maybe I should drown them in... drowning them!
Homestar Runner: Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date.
Strong Bad: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date. || date nite
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| Strong Mad: I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE! | the facts
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| Homestar Runner: Because I got more badges than you.
‘’’Strong Bad’’’: Homestar, are you asleep?
Homestar Runner: Because I sold more thin mints than you.
’’Strong Bad’’’: Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming that you’re a girl scout? || nightlife
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| Strong Bad Puppet: That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make some sense? | interview
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| Strong Bad: LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance! Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw, pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity! Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! | funny
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| Homestar Runner: Oh, I doubt it. I drove.
Strong Bad: You don’t own a car.
Homestar Runner: Yeah, you’re probably right.
Strong Bad: Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks.
Homestar Runner: Ohhh, I didn’t bring any. I drove. || The Interview
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| Homestar Runner: Oh, hey guys! Ooh- Oww! Those things are bad for you. | invisibility
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| Vector Strong Bad: WHAT IT IS MY DOGE? | alternate universe
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| Homestar Runner: Thank you for calling the internet. May I have your account number or identity theft, please? | isp
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| Strong Bad: Ooh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe... Ooh, but they're seedless! | Strongest Man in the World
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| Old-School Mustachioed Strong Bad: Oh, oh, oh, oh, OOOOOOOOH! A-The Cheeeeeat. Iss eve-ray-thing a-da-dee-da-deedly da! | Exaggerations
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| Strong Bad: Grody bloody gross and blood! | Happy Hallow-day
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| Sleepy Homestar: Hey, Strong Bad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house? ‘’’Strong Bad’’’: We’ve been ID’d! Every man for himself!
Sleepy Homestar: Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp. || caper
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| Homestar Runner: Blah, Strong Bad! Blah! I'm a crappy stuntman! | specially marked
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| Horrible Painting: That guy has serious problems. | Jibblies 2
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| Strong Bad: Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves.
‘’’[[Strong Sad]’’’: Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?
Strong Bad: Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! || your edge
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| Blue Laser Minion: I'm... thankful for this fork in my eye. | Let Us Give TANKS!
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| Strong Mad: THAT'S REDUNDANT! | Where U Goin' 2?
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| Reynold: Well, hello! Are you here to bring me the slightest morsel? | 2 Part Episode: Part 1
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| Strong Bad: It's the ghost of General Tso! ...Oh, wait, it's just grody and rotten. | ghosts
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| Homestar Runner: Oh, twice! I'm a lavish gift giver! | videography
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My Projects
There are a few projects I'm "working on" in the wiki (I'm busy being a regular school-attending type). Feel free to help!
-Article Junk Food, a companion of sorts to Indian Food and The King of Town's Food talking about Strong Bad's eating habits and appearances of unhealthy
foods such as puddin pops and Potate.
-Making a Wrong Names page, we need one for Homestar "Hey Strong Sad, Batman"- we already have email's by sender's name w/ nicknames for Strong Bad.
-(maybe) Article "Weird Simile" or something like that about homestar's tendencies to create similies that make no sense whatsoever.
-Create distinction between in-universe and out-of-universe Fourth Wall Breaks (implying that they work in a studio/ "that sounds like a segue!" vs. implying they are in a cartoon.)
- Userpage Construction (self-reminders)
-Fixing my signature (either making the font a bit bigger but mostly making the loz file icons less blurry/teeny) help would be much appreciated
-Adding more quotes, list of personal favorites, why I didn't join earlier
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