Sports Teams
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There are various sports teams scattered around the Homestar Runner Universe.
The CGNU Dumples
The Dumples is Crazy Go Nuts University's "golf club team". The only apparent member of the team is The Cheat. Their mascot is The Jolly Dumple.
Appearances
- Email mascot
The Even Stevens
The Even Stevens are a kickball team, lead by Homestar Runner, that played against Little Stevie and the Evens in the toon Kick-a-Ball. Due to Homestar's inability to pick teams correctly, the team consisted of Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and, due to a surprise twist at the end, Strong Sad. The Even Stevens won the game, 127 to 125.
Appearances
Facepaint Connection
The Facepaint Connection was the name that Strong Mad and Strong Bad finally decided on for their tag-team wrestling duo. This team has Strong Bad and Strong Mad painted on their faces blue and red random designs. They are also associated with "the insidious Mr. Cheatayama".
Appearances
- Email yes, wrestling
Fightin' Coach Z's
The Fightin' Coach Z's is a team apparently run by Coach Z himself. It's unclear who exactly is on this team, since that varies between sightings.
Appearances
Fighting Growlbacks
- See main article: Fighting Growlbacks
The Fighting Growlbacks is the general name given to every sports team at the Teen Girl Squad's school.
Foreign Object Bros.
The Foreign Object Bros. was one of the many names of Strong Mad and Strong Bad's tag-team wrestling duo. For reasons unknown, random and dangerous objects were placed in random places in on their body.
Appearances
- Email yes, wrestling
Homestar's Knees Tech
Homestar's Knees Tech is a team that Strong Bad mentions that the CGNU Dumples will play against in mascot. He says it will be "a tough game" against them.
Appearances
- Email mascot
- Email theme song — (as a pennant)
Little Stevie and the Evens
Little Stevie and the Evens is Strong Bad's team in Kick-a-Ball. It had all the main characters except Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, Homsar, and, apparently, Strong Sad. They played against Homestar's team, The Even Stevens, and lost 127-125 due to a surprise twist at the end.
Appearances
Pile of Electronics State
Pile of Electronics State is one of the Golf Club teams that Crazy Go Nuts University played against in mascot. The team consists of a television (later seen in Halloween Potion-ma-jig), Mrs. Bennedetto (Marzipan's microwave), a Panasonic RQ-830S 8-Track player (also referred to as "The Plunger" or "TNT" style), and a Nintendo Entertainment System. They lost to CGNU 1-0 after The Cheat smashed them all up with a golf club.
Appearances
- Email mascot
Rax and Arby: The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads
This was one of Strong Bad and Strong Mad's hit and miss wrestling teams. Strong Bad and Strong Mad are wearing very spiky shoulder pads.
Appearances
- Email yes, wrestling
Team Kneepads
Team Kneepads is a team devised by Homestar Runner in the Strong Bad Email the paper. They play a sport which appears to be derived from basketball, but which uses a football instead. As their name implies, they wear kneepads. Their uniforms are purple with their number and team name written in yellow.
Appearances
- Email the paper
- Coach Z's 110%
- Email dictionary
Wild Vacationers
They were one of Strong Bad and Strong Mad's hit and miss wrestling teams. Strong Mad is wearing a Starfish shirt with a camera around his neck, and a hat exactly like Strong Bad's. Strong Bad has some sunglasses on with a line of sunscreen on his nose. He is also wearing a camera.
Appearances
- Email yes, wrestling
See Also
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