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| [[Image:Discount_Ware.PNG|150px|"How can I make these prices any lower?"]] | | [[Image:Discount_Ware.PNG|150px|"How can I make these prices any lower?"]] | ||
| - | | '''Discount Flashback Warehouse''', run by [[Strong Bad]], deals in flashbacks at low prices. You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff | + | | '''Discount Flashback Warehouse''', run by [[Strong Bad]], deals in flashbacks at low prices. You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff [he] just made up". At some point in 2004, there was a special sale in the [[Store|Homestar Runner Store]], "Strong Bad's Weekend Bargains." On the page explaining the sale, it said, "I'm like Discount Bargains Warehouse over here," obviously a reference to the DFW. |
| [[flashback]], [[Store]] | | [[flashback]], [[Store]] | ||
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| [[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|Vera low prices guaranteed]] | | [[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|Vera low prices guaranteed]] | ||
| - | | '''[[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-pawn''' is a pawn shop owned by [[The Ugly One|The Ugly One's]] father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken [[Wikipedia:VCR|VCR]] and a smashed [[Wikipedia:VHS|VHS tape]] in | + | | '''[[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-pawn''' is a pawn shop owned by [[The Ugly One|The Ugly One's]] father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken [[Wikipedia:VCR|VCR]] and a smashed [[Wikipedia:VHS|VHS tape]] in the "commercial" for Lectro-pawn. His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: "or something like that." |
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] | | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] | ||
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| [[Image:MicroPalace.PNG|150px|Micro Palace]] | | [[Image:MicroPalace.PNG|150px|Micro Palace]] | ||
| - | | '''Micro Palace''' is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad | + | | '''Micro Palace''' is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one. |
| [[other days]] | | [[other days]] | ||
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| [[Image:Portly_Washboy.gif|150px|Don't eat it like the cartoon man]] | | [[Image:Portly_Washboy.gif|150px|Don't eat it like the cartoon man]] | ||
| - | | '''Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste''' is a sponsor of the [[Old-Timey]] "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad | + | | '''Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste''' is a sponsor of the [[Old-Timey]] "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]. Its slogan is "Don't eat it like the cartoon man." |
| [[radio]] | | [[radio]] | ||
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| [[Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|150px|Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come!]] | | [[Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|150px|Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come!]] | ||
| - | | '''Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry''' is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "Barbzerdry" | + | | '''Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry''' is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "[[Portmanteaus|Barbzerdry]]". It was first mentioned in [[haircut]], in which Strong Bad laments the lack of potential customers in [[Free Country, USA]]. The school advertises that they specialize in elixirs, faeries, and high top fades. Absolutely NO cuts, butts, or coconuts. |
| [[haircut]] | | [[haircut]] | ||
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| [[Image:Sbemailiarized!.png|150px|We're totally not recycling an old gag!]] | | [[Image:Sbemailiarized!.png|150px|We're totally not recycling an old gag!]] | ||
| - | |'''Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. ''' is a new venture responsible for taking old non-[[SBEmails]] and make them into new SBEmails. | + | |'''Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. ''' is a new venture responsible for taking old non-[[Strong Bad Emails|SBEmails]] and make them into new SBEmails. |
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]] | | [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]] | ||
|-id="Melonade_Company" | |-id="Melonade_Company" | ||
| [[File:Melonade Logo.png|150px|"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!"]] | | [[File:Melonade Logo.png|150px|"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!"]] | ||
| - | | '''The Ethical Advancement of Melonade''' is a fictional company that makes different varieties of [[Melonade]] numbering in the hundreds, at least according to [[Homestar]] in [[Hremail 7]]. | + | | '''The Ethical Advancement of Melonade''' is a fictional company that makes different varieties of [[Melonade]] numbering in the hundreds, at least according to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] in [[Hremail 7]]. |
| [[Hremail 7]] | | [[Hremail 7]] | ||
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| [[Image:totalsoft.JPG|150px|This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo]] | | [[Image:totalsoft.JPG|150px|This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo]] | ||
| - | | '''[[Total]]soft Electronicals [[LLC,,.]]''' is the company behind the game ''[[Fishing Challenge '91]]'' only | + | | '''[[Total]]soft Electronicals [[LLC,,.]]''' is the company behind the game ''[[Fishing Challenge '91]]'' It can only be accessed from [[lures & jigs]]. |
| [[lures & jigs]] | | [[lures & jigs]] | ||
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| <center>[[Image: 1veryoldinc.png|150px|Very Old Inc.]]</center> | | <center>[[Image: 1veryoldinc.png|150px|Very Old Inc.]]</center> | ||
| - | | '''Very Old Inc.''' is the company that made | + | | '''Very Old Inc.''' is the company that made "[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]". |
| [[retirement]] | | [[retirement]] | ||
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| Image | Description | Appearances |
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| Acupuncture and Pizza is a pizza place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery. | your funeral |
| Compy, Inc is the name of the company that manufactured the Compy 386 and the Lappy 486. The name probably has multiple real-world references. The loading screen for the game Population: Tire indicates a parody of Commodore International. The name "Compy" and the overall look of the computer itself is somewhat evocative of Compaq Computer Corporation. The logo is reminiscent of the IBM logo. | various emails |
| Discount Flashback Warehouse, run by Strong Bad, deals in flashbacks at low prices. You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff [he] just made up". At some point in 2004, there was a special sale in the Homestar Runner Store, "Strong Bad's Weekend Bargains." On the page explaining the sale, it said, "I'm like Discount Bargains Warehouse over here," obviously a reference to the DFW. | flashback, Store |
| Diskettes ETC. is a quite unknown company, although it is known that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. Homestar received one. | other days |
| joshCO! is a fictional company that has made the game "The Stab Yourself!" seen in nightlife. | nightlife |
| Kertified Klown Kare is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries. In the Strong Bad Email long pants, Strong Bad suggests that Homestar, driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his lack of pants, receive a "serious" amount of said care. Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs are not accepted. According to their business card, they provide services for pie injuries, giant foot problems, wacky malaria, and grease paint poisoning. | long pants |
| Lump of Dump Pictures is the company that is producing the movie Whined & Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not. | narrator |
| Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn is a pawn shop owned by The Ugly One's father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken VCR and a smashed VHS tape in the "commercial" for Lectro-pawn. His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: "or something like that." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 |
| Metalmation is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of Limozeen: "but they're in space!". The name is a parody of the Filmation animation studio which produced various animated television series (e.g. Cosby Kids, Star Trek, Archie and most notably He-man) from 1968 to 1987. | best thing |
| Micro Palace is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one. | other days |
| Ol' Fatty's is the company that manufactures the "whisper quiet" 'Lectric Boots. Strong Bad mail-ordered a pair. | extra plug |
| Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste is a sponsor of the Old-Timey "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by Old-Timey Strong Bad. Its slogan is "Don't eat it like the cartoon man." | radio |
| Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "Barbzerdry". It was first mentioned in haircut, in which Strong Bad laments the lack of potential customers in Free Country, USA. The school advertises that they specialize in elixirs, faeries, and high top fades. Absolutely NO cuts, butts, or coconuts. | haircut |
| Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. is a new venture responsible for taking old non-SBEmails and make them into new SBEmails. | Sbemailiarized!, April Fool 09 |
| The Ethical Advancement of Melonade is a fictional company that makes different varieties of Melonade numbering in the hundreds, at least according to Homestar in Hremail 7. | Hremail 7 |
| Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. is the company behind the game Fishing Challenge '91 It can only be accessed from lures & jigs. | lures & jigs |
 | Very Old Inc. is the company that made "Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets". | retirement |
