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Open late, free delivery Acupuncture and Pizza is a pizza place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery. your funeral
"How can I make these prices any lower?" Discount Flashback Warehouse, run by Strong Bad, deals in flashbacks at low prices. You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff [he] just made up". At some point in 2004, there was a special sale in the Homestar Runner Store, "Strong Bad's Weekend Bargains". On the page explaining the sale, it said, "I'm like Discount Bargains Warehouse over here," obviously a reference to the DFW. flashback, Store
Diskettes ETC. Diskettes ETC. is a quite unknown company, although it is known that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. Homestar Runner received one. other days
"Look at those hills." Faceless Megacorp is a very large unknown company which sponsors Characters from Yonder Website. It has a couple of hills on the logo. Characters from Yonder Website
jochCo logo found in nightlife joshCO! is a company that has made the game "The Stab Yourself!" seen in nightlife. nightlife
"Pledge it out!" Kickcheater is a company that is likely similar to Kickstarter. It is a portmanteau of Kickstarter and kicking The Cheat. The name and logo are often used in conjunction with Trogdor!! The Board Game. sbemail206, @StrongBadActual, PAX - 8 Apr 2018, The Deleteheads Download, Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)
"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man." Kertified Klown Kare is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries. In the Strong Bad Email long pants, Strong Bad suggests that Homestar, driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his lack of pants, receive a "serious" amount of said care. Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs are not accepted. According to their business card, they provide services for pie injuries, giant foot problems, wacky malaria, and grease paint poisoning. long pants
"May the best man whine." Lump of Dump Pictures is the company that is producing the movie Whined & Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not. narrator
Vera low prices guaranteed Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn is a pawn shop owned by The Ugly One's father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken VCR and a smashed VHS tape in the "commercial" for Lectro-pawn and tried to sell a half-stereo to D n' D Greg for "two seventy-five". His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: "or something like that." Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
"Classy" logo, "classy" shows Metalmation is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of Limozeen: "but they're in space!". The name is a parody of the Filmation animation studio which produced various animated television series (e.g. Cosby Kids, Star Trek, Archie and most notably He-man) from 1968 to 1987. best thing
Micro Palace Micro Palace is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one. other days
Ol' Fatty's 'Lectric Boots Ol' Fatty's is the company that manufactures the "whisper quiet" 'Lectric Boots. Strong Bad mail-ordered a pair. extra plug
Don't eat it like the cartoon man Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste is a sponsor of the Old-Timey "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by Old-Timey Strong Bad. Its slogan is "Don't eat it like the cartoon man." radio
Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come! Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "Barbzerdry". It was first mentioned in haircut, in which Strong Bad laments the lack of potential customers in Free Country, USA. The school advertises that they specialize in elixirs, faeries, and high top fades. Absolutely NO cuts, butts, or coconuts. haircut
We're totally not recycling an old gag! Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. is a new venture responsible for taking old non-SBEmails and make them into new SBEmails. Sbemailiarized!, April Fool 09
"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!" The Ethical Advancement of Melonade makes different varieties of Melonade numbering in the hundreds, at least according to Homestar in Hremail 7. Hremail 7
This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. is the company behind the game Fishing Challenge '91 It can only be accessed from lures & jigs. lures & jigs
Very Old Inc. Very Old Inc. is the company that made "Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets". retirement

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