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Open late, free delivery Acupuncture and Pizza is a pizza place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery. your funeral
"How can I make these prices any lower?" Discount Flashback Warehouse, apparently run by Strong Bad, deals in flashbacks at low prices.
See main article: Discount Flashback Warehouse
flashback, Store
Diskettes ETC. Diskettes ETC. is a quite unknown company, although it is known that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. Homestar Runner received one. other days
"Look at those hills." Faceless Megacorp is a very large unknown company which sponsors Characters from Yonder Website. It has a couple of hills on the logo. Characters from Yonder Website
"Primary and secondary investments simply won't be enough." Hot Jones Investment is seemingly the company Homestar Runner is seen working at "8 or 7 years" after the events of too cool. He wears a polo shirt with the company's name on it. Any relation to the Hot Jones beverage company is unknown. too cool
"Makers of funny products and funnier slogans!" joshCO! is the company that created the game "The Stab Yourself!". The company's name is a play on the email closing "Josh CO", and is referred to by Strong Bad with the slogan "makers of funny products and funnier slogans". nightlife
"Pledge it out!" Kickcheater is a company that is likely similar to Kickstarter. It is a portmanteau of Kickstarter and kicking The Cheat. The name and logo are often used in conjunction with Trogdor!! The Board Game. sbemail 206, @StrongBadActual, PAX East - 8 Apr 2018, The Deleteheads Download, Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)
"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man." Kertified Klown Kare is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries.
See main article: Kertified Klown Kare
long pants
"May the best man whine." Lump of Dump Pictures is the company that is producing the movie Whined & Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not. narrator
Vera low prices guaranteed Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn is a pawn shop owned by The Ugly One's father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken VCR and a smashed VHS tape in the "commercial" for Lectro-pawn and tried to sell a half-stereo to D n' D Greg for "two seventy-five". His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: "or something like that." Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
"Classy" logo, "classy" shows Metalmation is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of Limozeen: "but they're in space!".
See main article: Metalmation
best thing
Micro Palace Micro Palace is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one. other days
Ol' Fatty's 'Lectric Boots Ol' Fatty's is the company that manufactures the "whisper quiet" 'Lectric Boots. Strong Bad mail-ordered a pair. extra plug
Don't eat it like the cartoon man Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste is a sponsor of the Old-Timey "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by Old-Timey Strong Bad.
See main article: Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste
radio
Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come! Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry is an academy specializing in barber wizardry, or "barbzerdry".
See main article: Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry
haircut
We're totally not recycling an old gag! Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. is a new venture responsible for transforming cartoons and other pages into Strong Bad Emails.
See main article: Sbemailiarized Entertainment
Sbemailiarized!, April Fool 09
"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!" The Ethical Advancement of Melonade makes different varieties of Melonade numbering in the hundreds, at least according to Homestar Runner in Hremail 7. Hremail 7
Th-th-these jerks STOLE IT! That Floating Horror appears to be Marshie's own personal branding, separate from Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Stack 'Em to the Heavens!
This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. is the company behind the game Fishing Challenge '91 It can only be accessed from an Easter egg in lures & jigs. lures & jigs
Very Old Inc. Very Old Inc. is the company that made "Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets". retirement

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