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'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with  maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with  maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
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''{Homestar walks on by the text}''
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''{Homestar walks on by the text.}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just passing through.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just passing through.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{chucks a few floppies off to one side}'' What is that stupid word? ''{starts hitting head against keyboard to punctuate his words, causing some of its keys to fly out}'' WHAT! IS! THAT! STUPID! WORD! WHY! WON'T YOU! TELL ME! MR.! COMPUTER! MAN!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{chucks a few floppies off to one side}'' What is that stupid word? ''{starts hitting head against keyboard to punctuate his words, causing some of its keys to fly out}'' WHAT! IS! THAT! STUPID! WORD! WHY! WON'T YOU! TELL ME! MR.! COMPUTER! MAN!
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''{As he pounds his head on the keyboard, the text "whateeted", "is leted", "thateeted", "OUCH!", "my teeth!", and "my butt!!" appears on the screen. The Compy 386 then displays its [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] screen. The camera has now panned to the door. Strong Bad walks in and views this spectacle}''
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''{As he pounds his head on the keyboard, the text "whateeted", "is leted", "thateeted", "OUCH!", "my teeth!", and "my butt!!" appears on the screen. The Compy 386 then displays its [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] screen. The camera has now panned to the door. Strong Bad walks in and views this spectacle.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' What in frig's crap?!
'''STRONG BAD:''' What in frig's crap?!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, touché.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, touché.
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''{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After about 30 seconds, Strong Bad peeks under The Paper}''
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''{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After about 30 seconds, Strong Bad peeks under The Paper.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what the crap are they doing out there?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what the crap are they doing out there?
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''{Homestar peeks under the paper as well}''
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''{Homestar peeks under The Paper as well.}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't see anybody. Maybe they're fixing a sandwich.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't see anybody. Maybe they're fixing a sandwich.
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''{Homestar sticks his head back under The Paper}''
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''{Homestar sticks his head back behind The Paper.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' Hey, bring us some [[Cold Ones]] when you come back in here!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' Hey, bring us some Cold Ones when you come back in here!
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''{Strong Bad sticks his head back under The Paper}''
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''{Strong Bad sticks his head back behind The Paper.}''
== Contents ==
== Contents ==
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* "[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]", featuring tons of never-before-seen-sketches.
* "[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]", featuring tons of never-before-seen-sketches.
* "[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]" (with automatically enabled Strong Bad commentary).
* "[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]" (with automatically enabled Strong Bad commentary).
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{{strongbad email.exe Disc One|Bonus Stuff Transcript=true}}
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==== Bonus Menu Transcript ====
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[[Image:bonusstuffmenu.png|thumb|"Did you just say bonus stuff?"]]
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''{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine, on which the bonus menu is displayed.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG MAD:''' Did you just say bonus stuff?
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''{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal that Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. ''{He plays.}'' Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. ''{He dies an in-game death.}'' Aw, man! ''{It's over screen shows up}'' What? What's wrong with this stupid game? ''{He pounds the machine. The camera then swings back to the menu.}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==
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===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*The intro for Disc Three is a reference to [[50 emails]] and, to a lesser extent, [[anything]].
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*Homestar's use of Strong Bad's computer in the intro is a reference to [[50 emails]] and, to a lesser extent, [[anything]].
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*If the main menu is left idle, Strong Bad requests some [[Cold Ones]].
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*Strong Mad saying "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to [[caffeine]].
*The Cheat in the [[crisper drawer]] is a reference to [[privileges]].
*The Cheat in the [[crisper drawer]] is a reference to [[privileges]].
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*Strong Mad saying "Did you just say Bonus Stuff?" is a reference to [[caffeine]].
 
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Revision as of 00:20, 19 January 2022

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Definitely a cool, cool disc

Disc Three of strongbad_email.exe was released on November 9, 2004, as part of a three-disc set. This disc contains emails #81–100, plus behind the scenes videos. To see artwork for Disc Three, see strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork.

This DVD is not available for purchase on the Shopify Store outside of the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Disc Three.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Homestar walks on by the text.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just passing through.

Introduction

Introduction for Disc Three.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

Transcript

"What in frig's crap?! How do you keep getting in here?"

{Open to a 3D shot of the Compy 386 at an angle. The text on the screen reads "baleeted". A two-liter of Mountain Dew is nearby, and slowly leaking all over the computer desk and two floppies reading "where's an egg" and "peasant's quest". Slowly pans to Homestar at the computer.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {chucks a few floppies off to one side} What is that stupid word? {starts hitting head against keyboard to punctuate his words, causing some of its keys to fly out} WHAT! IS! THAT! STUPID! WORD! WHY! WON'T YOU! TELL ME! MR.! COMPUTER! MAN!

{As he pounds his head on the keyboard, the text "whateeted", "is leted", "thateeted", "OUCH!", "my teeth!", and "my butt!!" appears on the screen. The Compy 386 then displays its Flagrant System Error screen. The camera has now panned to the door. Strong Bad walks in and views this spectacle.}

STRONG BAD: What in frig's crap?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh-oh.

STRONG BAD: How do you keep getting in here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno... Picked the lock?

STRONG BAD: Whoa, touché.

{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After about 30 seconds, Strong Bad peeks under The Paper.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, what the crap are they doing out there?

{Homestar peeks under The Paper as well.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't see anybody. Maybe they're fixing a sandwich.

{Homestar sticks his head back behind The Paper.}

STRONG BAD: {shouting} Hey, bring us some Cold Ones when you come back in here!

{Strong Bad sticks his head back behind The Paper.}

Contents

Emails

Bonus Stuff

TROGDOR!
HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF

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Easter Eggs

  • Some Extras: Accessed by pressing right from Some Puppet Stuff on the Trogdor bonus screen.
  • Day at the Park: Accessed by pressing right from 3D Menu Tests on the Trogdor bonus screen.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "kid speedy". Two other loose disks read "where's an egg?" and "Peasant's Quest".
  • This Strong Bad Email DVD features the least amount of emails (only twenty).

Inside References

  • Homestar's use of Strong Bad's computer in the intro is a reference to 50 emails and, to a lesser extent, anything.
  • If the main menu is left idle, Strong Bad requests some Cold Ones.
  • Strong Mad saying "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to caffeine.
  • The Cheat in the crisper drawer is a reference to privileges.
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