strongbad_email.exe Disc Three

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Disc Three of strongbad_email.exe was released on November 9, 2004, as part of a three disc set. This disc contains emails #81–100. To see artwork for Disc Three, see strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork.

This DVD is not available for purchase on the Shopify Store.

Contents

[edit] FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Disc Three.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

[edit] Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Homestar walks on by the text}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just passing through.

[edit] Introduction

Introduction for Disc Three.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

[edit] Transcript

"What in frig's crap?! How do you keep getting in here?"

{Open to a 3D shot of the Compy 386 at an angle. The text on the screen reads "baleeted". A two-liter of Mountain Dew is nearby, and slowly leaking all over the computer desk and two floppies reading "where's an egg" and "peasant's quest". Slowly pans to Homestar at the computer.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {chucks a few floppies off to one side} What is that stupid word? {starts hitting head against keyboard to punctuate his words, causing some of its keys to fly out} WHAT! IS! THAT! STUPID! WORD! WHY! WON'T YOU! TELL ME! MR.! COMPUTER! MAN!

{As he pounds his head on the keyboard, the text "whateeted", "is leted", "thateeted", "OUCH!", "my teeth!", and "my butt!!" appears on the screen. The Compy 386 then displays its Flagrant System Error screen. The camera has now panned to the door. Strong Bad walks in and views this spectacle}

STRONG BAD: What in frig's crap?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh-oh.

STRONG BAD: How do you keep getting in here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno... Picked the lock?

STRONG BAD: Whoa, touché.

{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After about 30 seconds, Strong Bad peeks under The Paper}

STRONG BAD: Hey, what the crap are they doing out there?

{Homestar peeks under the paper as well}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't see anybody. Maybe they're fixing a sandwich.

{Homestar sticks his head back under The Paper}

STRONG BAD: {shouting} Hey, bring us some Cold Ones when you come back in here!

{Strong Bad sticks his head back under The Paper}

[edit] Contents

[edit] Emails

[edit] Bonus Stuff

TROGDOR!
HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF

[edit] Bonus Menu Transcript

"Did you just say bonus stuff?"

{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine, on which the bonus menu is displayed.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies an in-game death.} Aw, man! {It's over screen shows up} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine. The camera then swings back to the menu.}

[edit] Easter Eggs

  • Some Extras: Accessed by pressing right from Some Puppet Stuff on the Trogdor bonus screen.
  • Day at the Park: Accessed by pressing right from 3D Menu Tests on the Trogdor bonus screen.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "kid speedy". Two other loose disks read "where's an egg?" and "Peasant's Quest".
  • This Strong Bad Email DVD features the least amount of emails (only twenty).

[edit] Inside References


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