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[[Image:homestarquiz.PNG|thumb|Prinicpal Strong Bad offers cookies for a job well done]]
[[Image:homestarquiz.PNG|thumb|Prinicpal Strong Bad offers cookies for a job well done]]
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This is a quiz on your knowledge of the website. It also seems to be an application form to [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]].
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This is a quiz on one's knowledge of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.
'''Page Title:''' Smell that purple ink!!
'''Page Title:''' Smell that purple ink!!
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== Transcript ==
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'''Date:''' June 27, 2001, or earlier
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After you've taken the quiz, {{Film|Strong Bad}} analyzes the results and tells you how you did. Below are the details of what he says depending on how many answers you got right.
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==Transcript==
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=== Questions ===
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''{A stack of papers is shown on a patterned desktop, alongside a pencil. The topmost, titled "Homestar Runner Pop Quiz", contains the current question and its multiple-choice answers.}''
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=== When you get all ten answers correct: ===
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''{Select the footnotes to view the correct answer for each question.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you obviously cheated, which means you're my kind of person. Have a cookie. ''{Strong Bad holds up a cookie sheet with some cookies on it. A 3x5 card comes onto the screen with a recipe, below.}''
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#In the [[theme song video]], [[Bubs]] is [[dancing]] in front of which of these arcade games?{{ref|1}}
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#:a. Seicross
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#:b. The Adventures of [[Wikipedia:David Hasselhoff|David Hasslehoff]]
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#:c. Dokle II
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#:d. Clu-Clu Land
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#According to his bio, where does Bubs attend night classes?{{ref|2}}
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#:a. Woodrow Roosevelt High
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#:b. [[Disco Tech]]
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#:c. Easy Living Candy Store
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#:d. [[Canada]]
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#On the beach menu page, what does the plane's sign say?{{ref|3}}
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#:a. Dansk! What's that staunch
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#:b. eat at bubs'!
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#:c. take your shirt off!
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#:d. [[wear a bikini!]]
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#Who did [[the Cheat]] dress up as for [[Halloween]]?{{ref|4}}
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#:a. Garfield
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#:b. [[Pikachu]]
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#:c. Heathcliff
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#:d. Nermal
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#In [[the luau]] episode, how many glasses of [[melonade]] did [[Homestar]] say he drank?{{ref|5}}
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#:a. thirty-two
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#:b. twenty-two
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#:c. forty-two
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#:d. [[tooty-two]]
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#Which of these [[songs]] does not appear on "[[Strong Bad Sings]]?"{{ref|6}}
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#:a. The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name
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#:b. You've got an Ugly and Stupid Butt
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#:c. Why Must You Suck So Bad?
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#:d. The Only Thing Wrong with You is Everything
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#According to the tape he gives [[Coach Z]], how many times does [[Strong Sad]] say "job?"{{ref|7}}
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#:a. 194,285
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#:b. 285,194
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#:c. a million
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#:d. 2,167
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#Where in the world is the [[Hairstyle Runner]] maufactured<!--sic-->?{{ref|8}}
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#:a. [[Prance]]
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#:b. [[Dortugal]]
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#:c. [[Potamia]]
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#:d. Bungary
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#Why doesn't [[the Poopsmith]] talk?{{ref|9}}
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#:a. The smell is too much
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#:b. Creative differences
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#:c. He thinks his voice sounds funny
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#:d. He took a vow of silence
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#[[Marzipan]] warns herself not to let Homestar eat any leftovers of what?{{ref|10}}
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#:a. strudel
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#:b. bon bons
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#:c. tort
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#:d. meringue
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===Results===
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''{After taking the quiz, {{Film|Strong Bad}} analyzes the results and tells you how you did. In all cases, he sits behind a desk, wearing a white button-down shirt and red tie. On his desk are a microphone, a piece of paper, and a plaque that reads "Prinicpal<!--sic--> Strong Bad". Tacked to the wall behind him is a piece of notebook paper ripped from a ringed notebook with "strong bad's diploma from crazy go nuts university." written on it. He then responds with one of the following phrases depending on the number of correct answers.}''
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==== All ten correct answers ====
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you obviously cheated, which means you're my kind of person. Have a cookie.
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''{Strong Bad holds up a cookie sheet with some cookies on it. An index card comes onto the screen with a recipe:}''
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
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'''The Poopsmiths Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies<br>'''
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'''The Poopsmiths<!--sic--> Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies<br>'''
1 1/2 cup flour<br>
1 1/2 cup flour<br>
1 cup sugar<br>
1 cup sugar<br>
1 tsp vanilla<br>
1 tsp vanilla<br>
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1 tsp cinammon<br>
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1 tsp cinammon<!--sic--><br>
2 cups YOU-KNOW-WHAT<br>
2 cups YOU-KNOW-WHAT<br>
Mix everything together in a toilet bowl. Spoon onto ungreased, rusty cookie sheet.<br>  
Mix everything together in a toilet bowl. Spoon onto ungreased, rusty cookie sheet.<br>  
Bake at 800 degrees until golden black.</blockquote>
Bake at 800 degrees until golden black.</blockquote>
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=== When you get eight or nine answers correct: ===
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==== Eight or nine correct answers ====
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your ''brains'' has crap for brains.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the ''{beating fist on desk}'' crap in your ''brains'' ''{stops hitting desk}'' has crap for brains.
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=== When you get seven answers correct: ===
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==== Seven correct answers ====
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in his best mother's voice}'' Sweetheart, wake up! It's time for diaper school, where it's okay to be as stupid as you are!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a mother's voice}'' Sweetheart, wake up! It's time for diaper school, where it's okay to be as stupid as you are!
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=== When you get five or six answers correct: ===
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==== Five or six correct answers ====
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Da-da da-da da da! You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie, so go home and cry, you very stupid GU-UY!!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Da-da da-da da da! You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie, so go home and cry, you very stupid GU-UY!
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=== When you get three or four answers correct: ===
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==== Three or four correct answers ====
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, brother. I know kids in diaper school that are smarter than you, man!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, brother. I know kids in diaper school that are smarter than you, man!
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=== When you get one or two answers correct: ===
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==== One or two correct answers ====
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that does it. You're the stupidest guy in the world -- Oh, or stupidest girl. Hey, you'll have to pardon me. I can't see very well from here without my glasses.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that does it. You're the stupidest guy in the world. Oh, or stupidest girl. Hey, you'll have to pardon me. ''{squints}'' I can't see very well from here without my glasses.
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=== When you get it all wrong: ===
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==== No correct answers ====
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat, then collapses onto the desk cracking up, randomly pounding his fist}'' You're so stupid! What a moron! You're so dumb! You didn't get any right! That's so pathetic! ''{clears throat again}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat, then collapses onto the desk laughing, pounding his fist}'' You're so stupid! What a moron! You're so dumb! You didn't get any right! That's so pathetic! ''{sits back up and clears throat again}''
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== List of Questions ==
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== Answers ==
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*1. In the theme song video, Bubs is dancing in front of which of these arcade games?
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''{Answers are immediately indicated to be correct or incorrect, with a check mark and "ding" sound or with an X mark and "buzzer" sound respectively. There is no running count visible and the total results are not revealed until all questions have been answered.}''
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:a. Seicross
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:b. The Adventures of [[Wikipedia:David Hasselhoff|David Hasslehoff]]
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:c. Dokle II
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:d. Clu-Clu Land
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*2. According to his bio, where does Bubs attend night classes?
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#{{note|1}}'''c.''' Dokle II
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:a. Woodrow Roosevelt High
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#:From [[Theme Song Video]], as the question states.
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:b. Disco Tech
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#{{note|2}}'''b.''' [[Disco Tech]]
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:c. Easy Living Candy Store
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#:Although originally in Bubs's biography on the [[Yearbook Character Page]], this information was not carried over to [[Bubs's Character Video]] which replaced the Yearbook. The Yearbook Character Page is [[Secret Pages#Old Navigation|still accessible, but not linked to from anywhere on the site]].
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:d. Canada
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#{{note|3}}'''d.''' wear a bikini!
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#:From [[Main Page 3]], triggered by hovering over "Store".
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*3. On the beach menu page, what does the plane's sign say?
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#{{note|4}}'''a.''' Garfield
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:a. Dansk! What's that staunch
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#:[[Homestarloween Party Costumes|Seen]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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:b. eat at bubs'!
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#{{note|5}}'''a.''' thirty-two
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:c. take you shirt off!
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#:From [[The Luau]]''.
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:d. wear a bikini!
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#{{note|6}}'''c.''' Why Must You Suck So Bad?
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#:From [[Strong Bad Sings]].
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*4. Who did the Cheat dress up as for Halloween?
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#{{note|7}}'''b.''' 285,194
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:a. Garfield
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#:From [[A Jorb Well Done]].
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:b. Pikachu
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#{{note|8}}'''a.''' Prance
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:c. Heathcliff
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#:From [[Hairstyle Runner]].
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:d. Nermal
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#{{note|9}}'''d.''' He took a vow of silence
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#:Originally from [[Who Said What Now?]], later referenced in [[The Poopsmith's Character Video]] among other places.
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*5. In the luau episode, how many glasses of melonade did Homestar say he drank?
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#{{note|10}}'''a.''' strudel
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:a. thirty-two
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#:From [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], message 4.
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:b. twenty-two
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:c. forty-two
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:d. tooty-two
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*6. Which of these songs does not appear on "Strong Bad Sings?"
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:a. The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name
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:b. You've got an Ugly and Stupid Butt
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:c. Why Must You Suck So Bad?
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:d. The Only Thing Wrong with You is Everything
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*7. According to the tape he gives Coach Z, how many times does Strong Sad say "job?"
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:a. 194,285
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:b. 285,194
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:c. a million
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:d. 2,167
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*8. Where in the world is the Hairstyle Runner maufactured?
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:a. Prance
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:b. Dortugal
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:c. Potamia
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:d. Bungary
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*9. Why doesn't the Poopsmith talk?
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:a. The smell is too much
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:b. Creative differences
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:c. He thinks his voice sounds funny
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:d. He took a vow of silence
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*10. Marzipan warns herself not to let Homestar eat any leftovers of what?
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:a. strudel
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:b. bon bons
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:c. tort
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:d. meringue
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=== Answers ===
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1. c. Dokle II
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:Found in ''[[Theme Song Video]]''. [[HR:video.html|See the video]].
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2. b. Disco Tech
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:This is the only answer you cannot find anywhere in the current version of the site. As the question itself states, it should be found in Bubs' biography, but when the new [[Characters]] page was created they failed to include this vital piece of information in Bubs' new bio. The old bio is still accessible, but you have to know the URL since there aren't any links to it anywhere on the site. [[HR:yearbookb.html|See the page]].
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3. d. wear a bikini!
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:Found on the beach menu page when you hover over "Store". [[HR:main3.html|See the page]].
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4. a. Garfield
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:Found in ''[[Homestarloween Party]]''. [[HR:homestarloween.html|See the video]].
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5. a. thirty-two
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:Found in ''[[The Luau]]''. [[HR:luau2.html|See the video]].
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6. c. Why Must You Suck So Bad?
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:Found in ''[[Strong Bad Sings]]''. [[HR:sbsings.html|See the video]].
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7. b. 285,194
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:Found in ''[[A Jorb Well Done]]''. [[HR:cantsayjob.html|See the video]].
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8. a. Prance
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:Found in the [[Hairstyle Runner]] game. [[HR:hairgame.html|Play the game]].
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9. d. He took a vow of silence
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:Originally found in the [[Spin 'n Say]] game ''(accessible through the [[Handheld Games Menu]])''. [[HR:spinandsay2.html|Play the game]]. It's also in [[The Poopsmith]]'s video biography on the [[Characters]] page. [[HR:vcr_poop.html|See the video]].
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10. a. strudel
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:Found in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], message 4. [[HR:answer2.html|See the video]].
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== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==
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* If you don't get a perfect score on the quiz, you can scroll over the microphone, certificate and name plate in Strong Bad's office and Strong Bad will say different things.
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The mouse can be moved over the name plate, microphone and "diploma" in Strong Bad's office to make Strong Bad say a line of dialogue. This cannot be accessed if all ten answers are answered correctly, as the card will obscure the objects.
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** '''MICROPHONE:''' Hey, don't touch that!
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* Name plate:
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** '''CERTIFICATE:''' Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.
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*: '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, keep your greasy fingers off that.
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** '''NAME PLATE:''' Hey, keep your greasy fingers off that.
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* Microphone:
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*: '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, don't touch that!
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* Diploma:
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*: '''STRONG BAD:''' Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.
== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
===Explanations===
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*[[Wikipedia:Spirit duplicator|Ditto machines]] were once popular in schools for making copies, and these machines typically used purple ink.
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*{{w|Spirit duplicator|Ditto machines}} were a popular, inexpensive way to make copies of paper documents, frequently used in schools during the 20th century. Copies made from a ditto machine had a distinctive smell (referenced in the [[page title]]) and {{w|Mauveine|purple ink color}}.
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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*If you right click and zoom in on Strong Bad's paper on his desk at the end, you can read what it says. It reads:
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*Though illegible normally, the paper on Strong Bad's desk can be read if zoomed in:
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<blockquote>
<blockquote>
''Strong Bad isn't so strong after all. If he tried hard, which of the following could he lift?''<br>
''Strong Bad isn't so strong after all. If he tried hard, which of the following could he lift?''<br>
Line 153: Line 146:
'' '''b.'''  a weak''      '' '''d.'''  pepper''
'' '''b.'''  a weak''      '' '''d.'''  pepper''
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*This is the first mention of [[cinnamon]].
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*This is the first time an [[index card]] has appeared.
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*The sign on Strong Bad's desk is misspelled as "Prinicpal Strong Bad". This "mistake" appears again in [[CGNU]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], and has apparently been accepted as the spelling for Strong Bad's title.
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*The sign on Strong Bad's desk is misspelled as "Prinicpal Strong Bad". This spelling reappears in [[CGNU]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], establishing it as the "correct" spelling for Strong Bad's academic title.
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*Both "Why Must You Suck So Bad?" and "The Only Thing Wrong With You Is Everything" do not appear on the '''actual''' Strong Bad Sings disc, but only one is considered correct, because this quiz is referring to the Strong Bad Sings toon.
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*The second Dokle cabinet in [[Theme Song Video]] used the numeral "2", while the quiz refers to its name with the Roman numeral "II".
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*Disco Tech is a homonym for the French word "discotheque" meaning dance club.
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*If you get a perfect score, Strong Bad jogs the papers on the desk wearing his boxing gloves as normal. His hands move down behind the desk, and seconds later, without moving, he is seen wearing oven mitts.
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*On the recipe card, [[whatsit]] is refered to as you-know-what.  This is very rare.
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===Goofs===
===Goofs===
*Cinnamon is spelled incorrectly as "cinammon" on the recipe card.
*Cinnamon is spelled incorrectly as "cinammon" on the recipe card.
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*Manufactured is spelled incorrectly as "maufactured" on question number 8.
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*Manufactured is misspelled as "maufactured" on question number 8.
===Glitches===
===Glitches===
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*If you really are Strong Bad's kind of person, there's a glitch in the quiz that will allow you to cheat. Simply hold the mouse button down on an answer and it'll tell you if it's right or wrong. If you choose incorrectly, keep holding the mouse button and move your mouse away from the answers before you let go. It won't count it as an answer, so you can pick again. The red X that appears will remain, however.
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*If you really are Strong Bad's kind of person, there's a glitch in the quiz that will allow you to cheat. Simply hold the mouse button down on an answer and it'll tell you if it's right or wrong. Keep holding the mouse button and move your mouse away from the answers before you let go. It won't count it as an answer, so you can pick again. The red X or check mark that appears will remain, however.
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*Very rarely, even without earning a perfect score, Strong Bad will stop in the middle of his line and start saying the "perfect score line".
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*The phrase "Dansk! What's that staunch?" is used in the song "[[Poot Slap]]".
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*The name [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is a reference to the line "Things were just about to start getting [[Crazy Go Nuts|crazy-go-nuts]]" from [[The Luau]].
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*The [[Oven Mitts|oven mitts]] Strong Bad wears when offering the cookies are the same he wore in the [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]].
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*The phrase "Dansk! What's that staunch?" is used in the song "[[Poot-Slap]]".
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*The [[oven mitts]] Strong Bad wears when offering the cookies are the same ones he wore in the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*Strong Bad's voice going high at the end of his song may be a reference to when he does the same thing in his song "How Awesome I Am" in [[Strong Bad Sings]].
*Strong Bad's voice going high at the end of his song may be a reference to when he does the same thing in his song "How Awesome I Am" in [[Strong Bad Sings]].
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*On the paper below all of the question papers, the words "had", "than", and part of "problems" are visible. This is most likely a reference to [[Coach Z]] saying he has more than 2 problems in the [[Spin 'n Say]].
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*The paper below all of the question papers is only partially visible. If decompiled, a phrase referencing [[Coach Z]]'s "[[Coach Z's Problems|more than two problems]]" can be found:
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**If you view the source, then the following text is viewable, which when put in a proper order does imply this fun fact:  
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<blockquote>
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<pre>
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If Homestar drank 18 glasses of melonade, if coach z really had bkbkbkbkbkkbmore than<br/>
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If Homestar drank 18 glasses of melonade, if coach z really had bkbkbkbkbkkbmore than  
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hjhjhjhjhj b problems, hjhkhjkhjkhs does he            have?</blockquote>
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hjhjhjhjhj b problems, hjhkhjkhjkhs does he            have?</pre>
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*"You-know-what" is another, rarely used name for [[whatsit]].
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*This is the first time an [[Index Cards|index card]] has appeared.
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*You-know-what is another name for [[Whatsit|whatsit]].
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*This is the first appearance of [[Cinnamon|cinnamon]].
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*The Poopsmiths Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies are an example of a [[Concoctions|concoction]].
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===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
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*[[Wikipedia:Clu Clu Land|Clu Clu Land]] and [[Wikipedia:Seicross|Seicross]] are NES games.
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*{{w|Seicross}} and {{w|Clu Clu Land}} are [[Nintendo|NES]] games.
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*Question 2 contains several references to the 60s ''[[Batman]]'' TV show:
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**Woodrow Roosevelt High is the school that Dick Grayson ({{w|Robin in other media#Live-action|Robin}}) attends.
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**The Easy Living Candy Store is the location of the Joker's hideout in "{{w|The Joker Goes to School}}", an episode referenced many times by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
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**Disko Tech (note the different spelling) is a rival school that competes against Woodrow Roosevelt High.
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*''{{w|Heathcliff (comics)|Heathcliff}}'' is a comic strip, occasionally compared to ''Garfield'' as both star mischievous orange cats.
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**{{w|List of Garfield characters#Nermal|Nermal}} is a character in the ''Garfield'' series who teases Garfield about his age, appearance and size.
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*{{w|Pikachu}} is a [[Pokémon]] species, {{p|l=http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ash's_Pikachu a specific individual}} of which is often used as a mascot for the series. The Cheat has occasionally been compared to Pikachu as they share certain visual similarities.
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===Fast Forward===
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*Two of the songs in the question about [[Strong Bad Sings|the Strong Bad Sings toon]], "[[The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name]]" and "[[You've Got an Ugly and Stupid Butt]]", would later appear on the similarly-named album ''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]''.
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* Though The Cheat did not dress as Heathcliff for Halloween, he would eventually [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Costumes|dress as]] ''Heathcliff'' character Riff-Raff in [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]].
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== External Links ==
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[[Category: Games]]
[[Category: Games]]

Current revision as of 06:39, 26 June 2025

Game Category: Old Game
play ← Strong Libs Hairstyle Runner →
Prinicpal Strong Bad offers cookies for a job well done

This is a quiz on one's knowledge of the Homestar Runner body of work.

Page Title: Smell that purple ink!!

Date: June 27, 2001, or earlier

Contents

[edit] Transcript

[edit] Questions

{A stack of papers is shown on a patterned desktop, alongside a pencil. The topmost, titled "Homestar Runner Pop Quiz", contains the current question and its multiple-choice answers.}

{Select the footnotes to view the correct answer for each question.}

  1. In the theme song video, Bubs is dancing in front of which of these arcade games?[1]
    a. Seicross
    b. The Adventures of David Hasslehoff
    c. Dokle II
    d. Clu-Clu Land
  2. According to his bio, where does Bubs attend night classes?[2]
    a. Woodrow Roosevelt High
    b. Disco Tech
    c. Easy Living Candy Store
    d. Canada
  3. On the beach menu page, what does the plane's sign say?[3]
    a. Dansk! What's that staunch
    b. eat at bubs'!
    c. take your shirt off!
    d. wear a bikini!
  4. Who did the Cheat dress up as for Halloween?[4]
    a. Garfield
    b. Pikachu
    c. Heathcliff
    d. Nermal
  5. In the luau episode, how many glasses of melonade did Homestar say he drank?[5]
    a. thirty-two
    b. twenty-two
    c. forty-two
    d. tooty-two
  6. Which of these songs does not appear on "Strong Bad Sings?"[6]
    a. The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name
    b. You've got an Ugly and Stupid Butt
    c. Why Must You Suck So Bad?
    d. The Only Thing Wrong with You is Everything
  7. According to the tape he gives Coach Z, how many times does Strong Sad say "job?"[7]
    a. 194,285
    b. 285,194
    c. a million
    d. 2,167
  8. Where in the world is the Hairstyle Runner maufactured?[8]
    a. Prance
    b. Dortugal
    c. Potamia
    d. Bungary
  9. Why doesn't the Poopsmith talk?[9]
    a. The smell is too much
    b. Creative differences
    c. He thinks his voice sounds funny
    d. He took a vow of silence
  10. Marzipan warns herself not to let Homestar eat any leftovers of what?[10]
    a. strudel
    b. bon bons
    c. tort
    d. meringue

[edit] Results

{After taking the quiz, Strong Bad analyzes the results and tells you how you did. In all cases, he sits behind a desk, wearing a white button-down shirt and red tie. On his desk are a microphone, a piece of paper, and a plaque that reads "Prinicpal Strong Bad". Tacked to the wall behind him is a piece of notebook paper ripped from a ringed notebook with "strong bad's diploma from crazy go nuts university." written on it. He then responds with one of the following phrases depending on the number of correct answers.}

[edit] All ten correct answers

STRONG BAD: Well, you obviously cheated, which means you're my kind of person. Have a cookie.

{Strong Bad holds up a cookie sheet with some cookies on it. An index card comes onto the screen with a recipe:}

The Poopsmiths Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies
 1 1/2 cup flour
1 cup sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 tsp cinammon
2 cups YOU-KNOW-WHAT
Mix everything together in a toilet bowl. Spoon onto ungreased, rusty cookie sheet.
Bake at 800 degrees until golden black.

[edit] Eight or nine correct answers

STRONG BAD: Oh, man. I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the {beating fist on desk} crap in your brains {stops hitting desk} has crap for brains.

[edit] Seven correct answers

STRONG BAD: {in a mother's voice} Sweetheart, wake up! It's time for diaper school, where it's okay to be as stupid as you are!

[edit] Five or six correct answers

STRONG BAD: {singing} Da-da da-da da da! You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie, so go home and cry, you very stupid GU-UY!

[edit] Three or four correct answers

STRONG BAD: Oh, brother. I know kids in diaper school that are smarter than you, man!

[edit] One or two correct answers

STRONG BAD: Okay, that does it. You're the stupidest guy in the world. Oh, or stupidest girl. Hey, you'll have to pardon me. {squints} I can't see very well from here without my glasses.

[edit] No correct answers

STRONG BAD: {clears throat, then collapses onto the desk laughing, pounding his fist} You're so stupid! What a moron! You're so dumb! You didn't get any right! That's so pathetic! {sits back up and clears throat again}

[edit] Answers

{Answers are immediately indicated to be correct or incorrect, with a check mark and "ding" sound or with an X mark and "buzzer" sound respectively. There is no running count visible and the total results are not revealed until all questions have been answered.}

  1. ^ c. Dokle II
    From Theme Song Video, as the question states.
  2. ^ b. Disco Tech
    Although originally in Bubs's biography on the Yearbook Character Page, this information was not carried over to Bubs's Character Video which replaced the Yearbook. The Yearbook Character Page is still accessible, but not linked to from anywhere on the site.
  3. ^ d. wear a bikini!
    From Main Page 3, triggered by hovering over "Store".
  4. ^ a. Garfield
    Seen in Homestarloween Party.
  5. ^ a. thirty-two
    From The Luau.
  6. ^ c. Why Must You Suck So Bad?
    From Strong Bad Sings.
  7. ^ b. 285,194
    From A Jorb Well Done.
  8. ^ a. Prance
    From Hairstyle Runner.
  9. ^ d. He took a vow of silence
    Originally from Who Said What Now?, later referenced in The Poopsmith's Character Video among other places.
  10. ^ a. strudel
    From Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, message 4.

[edit] Easter Eggs

The mouse can be moved over the name plate, microphone and "diploma" in Strong Bad's office to make Strong Bad say a line of dialogue. This cannot be accessed if all ten answers are answered correctly, as the card will obscure the objects.

  • Name plate:
    STRONG BAD: Hey, keep your greasy fingers off that.
  • Microphone:
    STRONG BAD: Hey, don't touch that!
  • Diploma:
    STRONG BAD: Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

  • Ditto machines were a popular, inexpensive way to make copies of paper documents, frequently used in schools during the 20th century. Copies made from a ditto machine had a distinctive smell (referenced in the page title) and purple ink color.

[edit] Trivia

  • Though illegible normally, the paper on Strong Bad's desk can be read if zoomed in:
Strong Bad isn't so strong after all. If he tried hard, which of the following could he lift?

a. an ounce c. a week
b. a weak d. pepper
  • This is the first mention of cinnamon.
  • This is the first time an index card has appeared.

[edit] Remarks

  • The sign on Strong Bad's desk is misspelled as "Prinicpal Strong Bad". This spelling reappears in CGNU and Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, establishing it as the "correct" spelling for Strong Bad's academic title.
  • The second Dokle cabinet in Theme Song Video used the numeral "2", while the quiz refers to its name with the Roman numeral "II".
  • If you get a perfect score, Strong Bad jogs the papers on the desk wearing his boxing gloves as normal. His hands move down behind the desk, and seconds later, without moving, he is seen wearing oven mitts.

[edit] Goofs

  • Cinnamon is spelled incorrectly as "cinammon" on the recipe card.
  • Manufactured is misspelled as "maufactured" on question number 8.

[edit] Glitches

  • If you really are Strong Bad's kind of person, there's a glitch in the quiz that will allow you to cheat. Simply hold the mouse button down on an answer and it'll tell you if it's right or wrong. Keep holding the mouse button and move your mouse away from the answers before you let go. It won't count it as an answer, so you can pick again. The red X or check mark that appears will remain, however.
  • Very rarely, even without earning a perfect score, Strong Bad will stop in the middle of his line and start saying the "perfect score line".

[edit] Inside References

If Homestar drank 18 glasses of melonade, if coach z really had bkbkbkbkbkkbmore than
hjhjhjhjhj b problems, hjhkhjkhjkhs does he have?
  • "You-know-what" is another, rarely used name for whatsit.

[edit] Real-World References

  • Seicross and Clu Clu Land are NES games.
  • Question 2 contains several references to the 60s Batman TV show:
    • Woodrow Roosevelt High is the school that Dick Grayson (Robin) attends.
    • The Easy Living Candy Store is the location of the Joker's hideout in "The Joker Goes to School", an episode referenced many times by The Brothers Chaps.
    • Disko Tech (note the different spelling) is a rival school that competes against Woodrow Roosevelt High.
  • Heathcliff is a comic strip, occasionally compared to Garfield as both star mischievous orange cats.
    • Nermal is a character in the Garfield series who teases Garfield about his age, appearance and size.
  • Pikachu is a Pokémon species, a specific individual of which is often used as a mascot for the series. The Cheat has occasionally been compared to Pikachu as they share certain visual similarities.

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[edit] External Links

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