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'''STRONG BAD:''' Synergy. Dynamic upstream. Unlock your potential. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Synergy. Dynamic upstream. Unlock your potential. | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' The Consummate Tier | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' The Consummate Tier{{--}} |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{normal tone}'' Whoa, who's talking?<br> | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{normal tone}'' Whoa, who's talking?<br> | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, Trogdor? I just assumed from the music that this was a commercial for insurance, or one of them old man medications. ''{quietly to self}'' Jibblie. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, Trogdor? I just assumed from the music that this was a commercial for insurance, or one of them old man medications. ''{quietly to self}'' Jibblie. | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' A true labor of love, | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' A true labor of love,{{--}} |
'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy's just makin' eggs.<br> | '''STRONG BAD:''' This guy's just makin' eggs.<br> | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' {{--}}the portrait on the reverse of the gameboard is painstakingly created from a striking combination of woods. Exotic Wenge with Waterfall Bubinga at the center{{--}} |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, those are made-up names for wood.<br> | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, those are made-up names for wood.<br> | ||
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''{A close-up on the laser cutter engraving the Trogdor!! logo into the wood}'' | ''{A close-up on the laser cutter engraving the Trogdor!! logo into the wood}'' | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, ''that's'' pretty awesome. Wonder how many... ampu-layers | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, ''that's'' pretty awesome. Wonder how many... ampu-layers{{--}} |
'''WYRMWOOD:''' Trogdor ''{unintelligible}'' jet inlay, featuring a banner ''{unintelligible}''<br> | '''WYRMWOOD:''' Trogdor ''{unintelligible}'' jet inlay, featuring a banner ''{unintelligible}''<br> | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}of burnination their laser has. |
''{Phials marked "JET" and "BRASS" are used to apply detail to the laser etching}'' | ''{Phials marked "JET" and "BRASS" are used to apply detail to the laser etching}'' | ||
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''{A man affixes another plank atop the first, then runs it through a saw}'' | ''{A man affixes another plank atop the first, then runs it through a saw}'' | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' But the Consummate Tier isn't just ''{unintelligible}''. The entire experience is fundamentally different, allowing you to keep the game organized | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' But the Consummate Tier isn't just ''{unintelligible}''. The entire experience is fundamentally different, allowing you to keep the game organized{{--}}<br> |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating the saw noises, then a splatter}'' Brrrow! Spblt! "Aah, my hand!" | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating the saw noises, then a splatter}'' Brrrow! Spblt! "Aah, my hand!" | ||
''{Cut to a close-up of one of the map tiles, where a hand uses two fingers to show the tile rocking back and forth before flipping it over}'' | ''{Cut to a close-up of one of the map tiles, where a hand uses two fingers to show the tile rocking back and forth before flipping it over}'' | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' {{--}}and easily flip tiles, due to the design of the board itself. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, that's awesome! Go back, go back! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, that's awesome! Go back, go back! | ||
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''{The video moves on, showing a laser cutter cutting out the rectangular holes for the game board}'' | ''{The video moves on, showing a laser cutter cutting out the rectangular holes for the game board}'' | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' Waterfall Bubinga | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' Waterfall Bubinga{{--}} ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudible}'' <br> |
'''STRONG BAD:''' We spent thousands of dollars on this laser cutter, because apparently no one at the office could figure out... rectangles. | '''STRONG BAD:''' We spent thousands of dollars on this laser cutter, because apparently no one at the office could figure out... rectangles. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Music swells. So take back your bladder. Control your diet. Get more sleep. Rekindle your romance. All the stuff that happens at the end of these commercials. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Music swells. So take back your bladder. Control your diet. Get more sleep. Rekindle your romance. All the stuff that happens at the end of these commercials. | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' You can also use the integrated Lazy Susan | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' You can also use the integrated Lazy Susan{{--}} |
''{Video cuts to a finished game board, with a pair of hands rotating it freely}'' | ''{Video cuts to a finished game board, with a pair of hands rotating it freely}'' | ||
| - | '''WYRMWOOD:''' | + | '''WYRMWOOD:''' {{--}}to turninate the board during gameplay. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha''ha''! "Turninate"! I like that, I like that! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ha''ha''! "Turninate"! I like that, I like that! | ||
Current revision as of 18:34, 10 April 2022
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The artisans at Wyrmwood Studios show how a Consummate Tier Trogdor!! The Board Game board is made, while Strong Bad commentates.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad (voiceover), Wyrmwood Narrator
Date: Wednesday, August 1, 2018
Running Time: 3:43
[edit] Transcript
{Video footage of wood carving as calm music plays. Strong Bad reads off words like a commercial, with the words appearing on screen in a very '80s font as he says them}
STRONG BAD: Synergy. Dynamic upstream. Unlock your potential.
WYRMWOOD: The Consummate Tier—
STRONG BAD: {normal tone} Whoa, who's talking?
WYRMWOOD: {talking underneath} an exclusive offering in this campaign from the artisans at Wyrmwood, is a tribute to the enduring majesty that is Trogdor the Burninator.
STRONG BAD: Wait, Trogdor? I just assumed from the music that this was a commercial for insurance, or one of them old man medications. {quietly to self} Jibblie.
WYRMWOOD: A true labor of love,—
STRONG BAD: This guy's just makin' eggs.
WYRMWOOD: —the portrait on the reverse of the gameboard is painstakingly created from a striking combination of woods. Exotic Wenge with Waterfall Bubinga at the center—
STRONG BAD: Yeah, those are made-up names for wood.
WYRMWOOD: {continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}
{Cut to a man leaning in to inspect the progress of a laser cutter}
STRONG BAD: This guy needs to back up off of this laser cutter.
{A close-up on the laser cutter engraving the Trogdor!! logo into the wood}
STRONG BAD: All right, that's pretty awesome. Wonder how many... ampu-layers—
WYRMWOOD: Trogdor {unintelligible} jet inlay, featuring a banner {unintelligible}
STRONG BAD: —of burnination their laser has.
{Phials marked "JET" and "BRASS" are used to apply detail to the laser etching}
STRONG BAD: We season the mighty Burninator with fresh cracked black pepper, and what is clearly cumin. Or maybe ground mustard.
WYRMWOOD: {continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}
{A jug pours a thick liquid onto a plank of wood, and then is spread out across the surface with a roller}
STRONG BAD: We dump an entire gallon of Grandma's protein shake on a board, for no reason.
{A man affixes another plank atop the first, then runs it through a saw}
WYRMWOOD: But the Consummate Tier isn't just {unintelligible}. The entire experience is fundamentally different, allowing you to keep the game organized—
STRONG BAD: {imitating the saw noises, then a splatter} Brrrow! Spblt! "Aah, my hand!"
{Cut to a close-up of one of the map tiles, where a hand uses two fingers to show the tile rocking back and forth before flipping it over}
WYRMWOOD: —and easily flip tiles, due to the design of the board itself.
STRONG BAD: Whoa, that's awesome! Go back, go back!
{The video rewinds, returning to the shot of the tile being flipped}
STRONG BAD: Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple! I could watch that all day!
{The video rewinds again}
STRONG BAD: So satisfying. It calms-a my frazzled nerves!
{The video rewinds again}
STRONG BAD: Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple.
{The video rewinds again}
STRONG BAD: {in his soothing voice} And again, breathing out. Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple! That's right, far out.
{The video moves on, showing a laser cutter cutting out the rectangular holes for the game board}
WYRMWOOD: Waterfall Bubinga— {continues under Strong Bad, inaudible}
STRONG BAD: We spent thousands of dollars on this laser cutter, because apparently no one at the office could figure out... rectangles.
{The man finishes cutting the game board and holds it up for the camera}
STRONG BAD: "I made holes!"
{The video continues, showing the board being assembled, and then an electric sander being used on the Trogdor!! logo, which has some discoloration}
STRONG BAD: Whoa! This guy totally ruined this board, and won't be working here much longer.
{The silver stringing is inlaid by hand into the logo}
WYRMWOOD: Consummate Vs of genuine silver draw your attention right where it belongs: to he who comes in the night.
STRONG BAD: Yes. Now that's what I'm talking about!
{In the video, wood for the frame is cut and fitted together while the music becomes more upbeat}
STRONG BAD: Music swells. So take back your bladder. Control your diet. Get more sleep. Rekindle your romance. All the stuff that happens at the end of these commercials.
WYRMWOOD: You can also use the integrated Lazy Susan—
{Video cuts to a finished game board, with a pair of hands rotating it freely}
WYRMWOOD: —to turninate the board during gameplay.
STRONG BAD: Haha! "Turninate"! I like that, I like that!
{Video begins showing a few small pieces of wood being cut and assembled}
STRONG BAD: No, wait, let's go back!
{Video rewinds again, returning to the board being rotated. A beat starts up, and the video is looped several times as several filters are applied to it.}
STRONG BAD: Turninate! Turninate! {imitating a record scratching on a turntable} Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, turninate! Wyrmwood and Strong Bad with the turninate!
{The video returns to the compass assembly}
WYRMWOOD: This allows each player to look at the board and inlaid compass with the proper orientation, making following the instructions on each card simple.
STRONG BAD: This is especially helpful for your dumb friends, like that one guy Nathan. And that one lady, San...dra...
WYRMWOOD: {continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}
{More silver is inlaid, and the board's surface is polished}
STRONG BAD: Each board is then hand-rubbed with, you guessed it: a-my butt.
{The finished board is displayed for the camera}
STRONG BAD: The 2018 Consummate Trogdor. Available at Wyrmwood dealers everywhere. {speaking more quickly} 6.2% APR, no money down, act now while supplies last, subject to some type of like stuff that makes you pay more... money if you didn't pay attention earlier...
[edit] Fun Facts
- Strong Bad, once again, gets the jibblies.
- Strong Bad's faux-soothing narrator voice from Characters from Yonder Website returns.
- The YouTube description for this video is "Strong Bad improves on the promo-video for the fancy wyrmwoodgaming.com version of the Trogdor board game."
