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Greetings to you all!

I am DorianGray (note the lack of space, so as not to confuse me with the character I'm named for). My close friends call me Seany-sama (or just Seany), which is what I'd prefer to be called if you must refer to me by name. Although I have now also become accustomed to being called Dorian (and Gary, at least on IRC). Around here, you may also know me as Annonymous User Number 69.139.163.12. This account was made at the suggestion to make an account. (Well, it was made earlier, but only just for a test. There was never any formal acknowledgement of a link between the two until now.) Most of my edits have been--but, unfortunately, probably won't continue to be--made by that name. I have grown a peculiar attachment to it, however. Yeah, I'm weird.

About Me

Well, now I suppose is the point where I talk about myself. I'm male. I'm 20. I live in Pennsylvania--but you wouldn't guess it from my speech. I'm very hung up on England, Texas, and Hawaii (my three best friends live in those locations), and my speech reflects it (and I type exactly the way I speak, so there you go).

Non-H*R Interests

Trying to list my non-H*R interests could take hours, so I'll just say I'm an anime and Nintendo freak and leave it at that. If you want a further list, I'll make one. Otherwise, skip to the next section.

My Interests


H*R and Me

My introduction to Homestar, Strong Bad, and the rest can be attributed to my friend Koneko. She's to blame. She sent me a link to sibbie, and it all went from there. I can also tell you that it was sometime between colonization and video games, based on the scroll button song. As of now, I have seen every single thing on the site. I consider myself to be a wealth of information, but I really get it all from this wiki right here. I don't even visit the main site to check for updates anymore...

Stinkoman

Stinkoman is by far my favourite character. I'd love for there to be a real 20X6 anime. I'd watch it. The game is a good start, but for the life of me, I can't beat a single stage of it (except 3.2, and even that takes a good 45 minutes or more). It's still fun anyways. Stinkoman, incidentally, was how I found the HRWiki. I did a Google Image search for Stinkoman, and one link lead here (it was this particular image, if you were curious). Anyways, I'm here now, and here I will stay. It's where I spend most of my time online.

Me and the Wiki

My contributions: A myriad of weird things.

Well. That bit about Stinkoman told you how I found the place. And, if you're too busy to look at my contributions, I'm-a tell you what it is I do here. This'll go quick, dun worry.

  • I make a number of small edits that try to aid the Wiki. I mean, tons of them. Look at the last entry on my interests list to see why. I've also gotten quite good at noticing vandals and reverting them. Much fast am I.
  • I like voting on STUFF. I watch all the entries I vote on the way someone might watch a favoured sports team. It's about all the excitement I get.
  • As such, from my STUFF watching (and a like of reading talk pages), I have an encyclopedic knowledge of declined Fun Facts. This helps get rid of bad stuff people like to keep adding.
  • My best accomplishment is Sound Effects. On It's dot com's suggestion, I made the page. I have a love for making lists, and I made almost all that page myself. Some people helped with formatting, but I did almost all the content. And Smileyface11945 added the very cool OGG files to the page. Feel free to help me out too!
  • I also like to clean and protect the wiki. I helped serve against the NSMC attack in November '05, and was subsequently rewarded with a special trophy, which makes me very happy when I look at it. ^-^ I also added a mass amount of "deleted" templates to the images that were not fair use.
  • I was one of the highest hit in the mass spam-mail attack from the NSMC bot at 4,868 password reminder emails, second only to Bubsty.
  • I fixed, like, all the debuts to bold the colon and appear before the appearance, through clever use of the search window and CTRL+F. It was actually kind of fun, in a tedious sort of way.
  • I made the discovery that some pages were listing Places as having "Filmographies". After a brief discussion, I changed the few that had such a listing to "Appearances" (and one that had an "As seen in").
  • I made the page for Main Page Glitches, but Jay actually made the table, and I can't take the credit for that. But I made the page.
  • I also did a lot of work for Ham, looking up the appearances, adding the descriptions, and finally adding some links once it was accepted to stay.
  • I created School somewhat at random, and was surprised it hadn't already been done. I also created a category for animals, which seemed to cause something of a craze (not my intent).
  • I did the transcript (save for the Brain Sister lyrics) for Summer Short Shorts all by myself. Which is pretty awexome.
  • I became a sysop on September 22nd, 2006. In all honesty, no matter what y'all said, I was not expecting that. o_o
  • I's made the page T-Shirts, after several weeks of consideration. Set up as a semi-parody of the Store T-Shirts page, it displays various shirts found in the toons of a similar design. It's kinda clever, actually.

My Unofficial Quote of the Week

Idea borrowed from Venusy. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

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Quote From
Grape-Nuts Robot: Now spell 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.' personal favorites
What's Her Face: My blood hurts. Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
Strong Bad: And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about— HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from? sibbie
Stinkoman: WHAAAT is this? Some sort of challenge buried in the GROUUUND? time capsule
Marzipan: Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom. long pants
Marshie: {demonic voice} Made from the best stuff! Pumpkin Carve-nival
Sleepy Homestar: Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp. caper
Strong Bad: Back to school already? It's not even July! modeling
Strong Sad: Coach Z, ropes are for dopes. A Folky Tale
Bubs: My chocolates! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said. invisibility
Homestar Lure: Steep prices and trees! animal
Strong Bad: I think we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a big F on it. little questions
Strong Bad: I swear that thing is evil. Liberace is fixing to lose a finger. That Time of Year
Mr. Pitters: Bye, old person. Teen Girl Squad Issue 9
Homestar Runner: Hi, bee. Fall Float Parade
Stinkoman: I love prawns. Simple as that! 3 Times Halloween Funjob
Homestar Runner: Look, Marzipan. I don't wear your skirts anymore. long pants Character Commentary
Homestar Runner: Why don't you look over there, for no reason? Marshmallow's Last Stand
The King of Town: I know how to use toilet paper. Let me try. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
The Homestar Runner: That monster's gonna give me nightmares. Mr. Shmallow
Coach Z: I guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen! Halloween Potion-ma-jig
Bubs: Duck A L'Orange. lunch special
The Ugly One: I can do it! I can do it nine times! virus
Strong Bad: Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name. kids' book
Strong Mad: DeVito. DENIRO!! DELUISE!!!! death metal
Cheerleader: Stop saying words. Teen Girl Squad Issue 9
Stinkoman: Ow! My eye! It's like, my eye! It hurts so bad! 20X6 vs. 1936
Puppet Homestar: I have trouble with my Rs. Vitamins/Celebrities
Vector Strong Bad: WHAT IT IS MY DOGE? alternate universe
Homestar Runner: {distorted} Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear... {normal} I suggest you give it to someone who will. alternate universe
Strong Mad: I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
The Cheat: 500 The Cheats 500 The Cheats
Marshie: {demonic voice} You can't destroy me! candy product
What's Her Face: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
Homestar Runner: Shut up, Marzipan. Happy Fireworks
Stinkoman: Nice work, big nose! alternate universe
The Homestar Runner: I'm the Homestar Runner. Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete. 20X6 vs. 1936 outtake
Strong Bad: Ow! They're pointy now. Sick Day
Homestar Runner: Thank you for calling the internet. May I have your account number or identity theft, please? isp
Bubs: And I'm gonna be two times two! part-time job
Strong Sad: I'm doomed... Pumpkin Carve-nival
Fightgar: It's gotta be a hundred degrees out here, and I'm running on empty! Cheat Commandos...O's
Strong Bad: It's a mass pantsing, see? senior prom
The Ugly One: I'm gonna miss the oak leaves. Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
Senor Cardgage: One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A. Senor Mortgage
The King of Town: What are we doing here? Making omelettes? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
Homsar: I be digging grease and chomping on some buns and dragging through the garden. Quote of the Week exclusive
Homestar Runner: Well... Well... Oliver Crom... well... Halloween Potion-ma-jig
Blue Laser Commander: Shut it! Pizza can't talk! Commandos in the Classroom
The Homestar Runner: Where have all the parsnips gone? Parsnips A-Plenty
Cheerleader: Dis my new backup band: a shark. Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
Cheatball: Cheatball! trading cards
Strong Sad: I have GOT to get my prescription changed. No Hands On Deck!
Marzipan: Sweet, sweet The Cheat. Today is the day on your fake I.D. Now, get upstairs... Unh! And fix me some breakfast. cheatday outtake (based on DVD commentary)
Strong Bad: Yep, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal. rock opera
Marshie: Take a trip to the mountains...! retirement
What's Her Face: These clothes smell like Grandma's. Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
Homestar Runner: {thump, thump, thump, crash} Oh. I knocked over the thing. Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0
What's Her Face: My bass feels seaworthy. Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
Coach Z: George Foreman? The House That Gave Sucky Treats
The Homestar Runner and Singers: Polymascotfoamalate! (Feed it to the babies!) Polymascotfoamalate! 4 branches
Gunhaver: Cheat Commandos, run! For cover! Blue Laser is clearly trying to have you all over for dinner! Let Us Give TANKS!
Virus Marzipan: {distorted gibberish} virus
Dazed Homestar Runner: It's such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people... Like to give a shoutout to Lemon Pretend over there... car
Eh! Steve: Eh! Steve! crazy cartoon

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