Unseen Characters

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Who are those guys?

Unseen characters often play a part in the Homestar Runner body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.

Heard

Characters who are heard, but never seen.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine:
  • Kevin (Version 6.0)
  • Ron Dardman (Version 10.2)
  • Łukasz (Version 11.2)
  • Another person with a strong accent (Version 11.2)
  • Marzipan's questionable surgeon (Version 15.2)

• First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
  • Cherry Greg
  • Clapper Loader

• On The Brothers Strong's TV set:
  • Caleb Rentpayer
  • Tucksworth
  • An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email privileges)
  • The above person's son (Cool Things)
  • Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email your friends)
  • Announcer of "TV show featuring (The Cheat) in a Trans Am" (email mile)
  • Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed villain of Dartmouth (email underlings)
• Strong Bad Email
  • Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email comic)
  • Lady (email bottom 10, your funeral, and licensed)
  • Movie Characters (email the movies)

Mentioned

Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.

• Reg (always has the ball)
• Dan
• Levert Burtmore
• Leomard Sportsinterviews (debated)
• Beverly Sportsinterviews
• Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews
• Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and The Brothers Strong's parents
• The Brothers Strong's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email secret recipes)
• Little Marzipan (mentioned in stand-up)
• The Office employees:
  • Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
  • Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
  • Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
  • Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
  • Amanda from Sales (mentioned in More Fan Costumes)
  • "The Man" (mentioned in from work)
• The Homestar Runner's dog (possibly named "Old Eyelids"; mentioned in 20X6 vs. 1936)
• "That lady" who gives Pom Pom a hundred bucks (in 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things)
• Stan (Cool Things)
• Stiny
• Marzipan's mule Buttercup (cheatday DVD commentary)
• Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
  

  

  "Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!"
• Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the Strong Badia National Anthem; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in anything, when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)
• Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name Vance Mudgeman from secret identity)
• Brent Musburger (wrote in Homestar's autograph book in geddup noise)
• Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever mentioned in lady...ing)
• Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email 2 years)
• Great-Grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in looking old)
• The motion picture guy of Free Country USA (mentioned in In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer and Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer
• Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in diorama)
• Deborah, Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
• Gary the legend (Homestar Runner's imaginary tag-team partner in yes, wrestling)
• Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his death in buried)

Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe

• Blue Laser Commander's Nana (mentioned in Cheat Commandos...O's and Let us give TANKS!)
• Rubble D, presumably a prison inmate from Teen Girl Squad Issue 11.

Not Seen Completely

Characters whose faces are either cut off by the top of the screen or silhouetted.

• The Shareholders
• Shadowy Figure
• Don Knotts
• Fat hairy man in a Duckie Shirt (email your funeral)

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• Moses Malone
• One Million