User:The Chort
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On the fourth day of Decemberween, Homestar gave to me...
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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki hanging around the Recent Changes page, where I check out all the edits and if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also like to vote on STUFF and go through the unused images, marking any duplicate images for DELETION. Not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.
Personal Favourites
| Screenshot | Category | Name | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Strong Bad Email | for kids | "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!" |
 | Marzipan's Answering Machine | Version 12.2 | "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..." |
 | Teen Girl Squad | Issue 10 | "Puh-owned! Or however you say that..." |
 | Big Toon | A Folky Tale | "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!" |
 | Powered By The Cheat | mile | "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!" |
| File:homegirldecember.png | Puppet Stuff | Homestar vs. Little Girl | "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!" |
 | Holiday Toon(s) | Decemberween In July | "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?" |
 | Alternative Version (20X6) | Under Construction | "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?" |
 | Main Page | Main Page 11 | "Today's forecast is total crap!" |
 | Easter Egg | kids' book, "book" | "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode." |
The "Oh great. Yet Another Stupid Guestbook" Guestbook Results
It's been over a week since I started this stupid experiment so let's see the results. By excluding my fake and real zigs sigs, more than 9 users who visited this page could not resist temptation and signed my guestbook, despite the fact I repeatedly told them not to. It was meant to be a parody, not a real guestbook, you guys! Ah, it doesn't really matter. I'm getting a danish. Or at least a muffin. Or a Fuffy Puff Nibblin'.
- —FireBird|Talk 15:50, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
(U)(T)(C) 18:00, 20 November 2005 (UTC) (Left a special message in the Edit page for ya!)- ⇔Thunderbird⇔ 19:43, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
- — Lapper (talk) 19:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
- --
Benol, aka Coach B 21:57, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
- SBadiaRula 3:57PM, 23 November 2005
- — talk Bubsty edits
- — Kilroy / talk 17:19, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
- Sir Strong Bad 04:42, 28 November 2005 (UTC) Continue to flummox those less fortunate than you!
- And coming in at number ten, it's —THE PAPER PREEEOW 19:23, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
Homsarroks[[1]]File:homestar openmouth.gif 02:26, 1 December 2005 (UTC) Sincerely crap
- Super Sam 12:06, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
- --Stux 18:04, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
- Has Matt? 19:01, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
- --DJM1791 · (Sup | Stuff I Did!) 06:19, 5 December 2005 (UTC) *muhahahahah you'll never find me!*
