User:Bad Bad Guy

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(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me Teen Girl Squad issues 1-5. The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Not counting Sick Day or the sample in Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!, the first Strong Bad Email I watched in its entirety was theme park, and that was in mid-2006. Here is my YouTube channel. My favorite toons include Bug in Mouth Disease, Experimental Film, and Pumpkin Carve-nival. Among my favorite emails are vacation, caper, and record book. My favorite toons in the minor categories are Biz Cas Fri 2, New Boots, Teen Girl Squad Issue 14, and Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0.

Contents 1 Articles I wrote 1.1 Subpages 2 Images I uploaded 2.1 My Favorite Images 2.2 Other 3 Best Toons of the Year 4 Characters and Quotes 4.1 Bubs 4.2 Homestar Runner 4.3 Strong Bad 4.4 The Cheat 4.5 Strong Sad 4.6 Pom Pom 4.7 Marzipan 4.8 Homsar 4.9 Coach Z 4.10 The King of Town 4.11 The Poopsmith 4.12 Strong Mad 5 Emails I sent Strong Bad 5.1 (no subject) 5.2 Subject: my idea for the 200th email 5.3 Subject: switch bodies

Articles I wrote

• My first article attempted to note times Strong Badia was mistaken for Free Country, but it was put up for deletion within the second day of its existence. Since the only reason I made it was to see if others felt its existence was necessary, I gave them permision to remove it. All that is left is it is one sentence from Free Country, USA#Strong Badia:

A few email senders called Free Country by this name because the characters talk about Strong Badia more often than Free Country.

Oh Yeah Yeah Visuals Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship Names ending in -face Interactive Menus Credit Card Fraud Feeding Through A Tube Gender Confusion

Mayonnaise Kicking a Can Nickelodeon Beans Reversed Dialogue Marzipan and Strong Sad's Relationship Organic

Abdi LaRue Flying Homestar Runner and The Cheat's Relationship Dr. Seuss Taranchula Black Metal Detector Strong Bad Losing His Pants Looney Tunes

Ow! My X! Back to the Future Marzipan's Answering Machine Greetings Homestar Runner and Strong Sad's Relationship Alfred Hitchcock SBCG4AP Tech Demo

• Lack of Visible Body Parts and Strong Bad is a Bad Guy Visuals were made by simply cutting and pasting sections of other articles so they shouldn't completely count.

Subpages

Images I uploaded

My Favorite Images

More Armies Explosion	Regal Rampage	Slimed Marzipan	Pork b/w Beans
The Cheat is to the limit	Secret Collect Cartoon	Strong Bad Upside Down	Homestar with towel
Homestar Will Be Right Back	Spraypainting Marzipan	All Original Bubs	Strawberry Quik Homestar

Other

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Image:Strong Bad Eyes Closed.PNG Image:Reg Anything.PNG Image:The Animated Adventures of Thy Dungeonman.PNG Image:Strong Bad Comb.PNG Image:Choose Your Own Strong Bad Email Adventure.PNG Image:Compy Some Kinda Robot.PNG Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG

Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG Image:Jungle Animals.PNG Image:Mindy's Friends.PNG Image:MAM 15 Easter Egg.PNG Image:Double G.PNG

Image:If Bubs Had Thumbs.PNG Image:Almost The King of Town.PNG Image:Almost Bubs.PNG Image:Strong Sad Homsar Crap.PNG Image:Meredith.PNG Image:Kimberly.PNG

Best Toons of the Year

Best Short: Somber Vacation
Best Holiday Toon: Sickly Sam's Big Outing
Best Email: shapeshifter
Best WiiWare Commercial: Gameplay Trailer
Worst Short: Nonexistent since I still like Play Date
Worst Holiday Toon: Sloshybowl
Worst Email: rated
Worst WiiWare Commercial: Workin' On The Game (the Easter Egg was good though)

Characters and Quotes

(Let me know if the links should lead to the wiki page or the toon the quote is from) I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:

Bubs

I believe Free Contry's entrepenuer and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.

• Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!
• It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!
• We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!
• They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!
• I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!

Homestar Runner

I love how ridiculously he can act.

• Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! We're coming right back after these messages! We're coming right back after these messageeeees...
• I say there, monstrocity! Do you know the times?
• You're not a broom?
• Sitting on the couch is zero amount of fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.
• Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.

Strong Bad

I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity.

• Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!
• Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatanous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.
• The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc! Everything's better on laserdisc! Whatever happened to the laserdisc? Laserdisc!
• You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!
• It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or, mutated by radiation! Or, from the depths of the ocean! Or, flushed down the toilet!

The Cheat

He can be both scheming and adorable.

• Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!
• Those people go to prison!
• I'll gnaw your face off!

Strong Sad

He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.

• I'm blind! My prayers have finally been answered.
• Hold the line! Hold the line!
• Welcome to "Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes."

Pom Pom

He fell right in the middle because he doesn't get enough appearances, but what he does get is enjoyable.

• That time he beat up Strong Bad and the video game stuff appeared

Marzipan

I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.

• Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all.

Homsar

I like him for a crazy clone.

• That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?

Coach Z

He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.

• Check it out! I'm hot girl #37!

The King of Town

The times I liked him the most were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.

• Each year, thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.

The Poopsmith

His prescence dumbs down the humor, but his obscure pop culture references are still interesting..

Strong Mad

He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from Where's The Cheat?, but it feels like all his gags involve screaming, and it started to get very tiring after a few years.

Emails I sent Strong Bad

I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.

(no subject)

Dear Strong Bad,
If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like?
J***
M********, WI

Subject: my idea for the 200th email

Dear Strong Bad,
Did you guys ever attempt to journey to Internet's end?
J***
M********, WI

Subject: switch bodies

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?
N*******
M********, WI