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- | Current Mood: Yawwn. | + | Current Mood: Meh. |
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- | Currently Playing: Doom II | + | Currently Playing: Situation: Comedy |
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- | Currently Getting: Ye Flask | + | Currently Getting: Kicked in the face |
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- | Currently Enjoying: A tall, cool glass of Lemonade | + | Currently Enjoying: Some Jazz Music. |
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- | Currently Mocking: My brother, <nowiki>[NAME DELETED!!]</nowiki> | + | Currently Mocking: The Storm of '28. |
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| Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas | | Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas |
Revision as of 15:22, 11 April 2010
NOTICE: THIS PAGE IS ABOUT THE REALLY COOL USER: THE NEW UZI-BAZOOKA. FOR THE DANGERESQUE 3 CHARACTER, SEE Uzi Bazooka
DANGERESQUE, THESE USERBOXES ARE OUTTA LINE!
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| If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
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Greetings, whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith! I am called Uzi-Bazooka on the forums, and "The New Uzi-Bazooka" here, because apparently I'm not allowed to have the same name as one of the characters. Welcome to my long-put-off userpage.
That Guy is Dangeresque...I mean, Uzi-Bazooka
Hello. I am Uzi-Bazooka, otherwise known as [REAL NAME DELETED!!] I live at [DELETED!!], and my best friends are [DELETED!!], [BA CHEETED!!], and [WHAT IS THAT FREAKING WORD?!] I often go for walks at the [DELETED!!], when I'm not spending time at [DELETED!!] or [DELETED!!] I am [DELETED!!] years old.
On the wiki, I do what I believe should be called something like "bulk work." Since I don't know a lot of the weird code on this wiki, I type long blocks of text (on the 2010 Calendar page, I typed about 5 months at a time) and let other people add the fancy links and such.
I really like Dangeresque, as you've probably guessed by my name, section titles, and several of my userboxes. Thus, it should not surprise you that my favorite SBCG4AP episode is Dangeresque 3, or that my favorite character is Dangeresque, or that my favorite toon is...Pistols for Pandas?!? Yes, it's true. I think it's about time those stupid charities got their long awaited mockery!
I have made three custom userboxes for myself (the next-to last three, "Piemonade", "Windows 7", and "Outta Line"), and severals more for Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest, found on Strong Badia the Free (see below.) I'm not gonna show you those, but I will tell you that every winner gets their own special userbox, so no two are the same. So far, user: Espemon333, user: Strong Vader, and user: The Wheelchair have one.
I spend a lot of time on Strong Badia the Free (the forum, not the game), where, as I said, I am known as "Uzi-Bazooka" without "The New." When I'm there, I especially enjoy working on The SBEmail Game, a game where you have to answer E-mails just like Strong Bad. ([1])
My SBEmail Game, cheesy religions, was called the "BEST. FANFICTION. EVER," by user: DELETED!, who also said, "If that was an actual Sbemail, it'd be one of my favorites." user: Strong Vader, who is working on a comic strip edition at this point, said, "That one was one of the best SBEmail game email I've read. I don't pay you enough. I mean at all." (Yes, I am rubbing it in. Thank you for asking.) It can be found here: [2]
He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions!
I started, finished, and wrote most of the text of 2010 Calendar.
I did most of Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
I also wrote "The Cooldratic Formula" section of Bogus Mathematical Theorems.
I've also done some little editing work on various other pages, most of which I don't really remember. To be honest, I use the wiki more than I give to the wiki.
Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!"
Current Mood: Meh.
Currently Playing: Situation: Comedy
Currently Getting: Kicked in the face
Currently Enjoying: Some Jazz Music.
Currently Mocking: The Storm of '28.
Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas
Favorite Sbemail: A tie between shapeshifter and hiding.
Favorite Non-SBCG4AP H*R Game: Behind the Dangerdesque
Favorite SBCG4AP Episode: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
Favorite Movie: Duck Soup
Favorite Football Team: The Denver Broncos
Cool, cool glasses! I mean, quotes. Cool, cool quotes.
Strong Bad:
- What? No, I did not just get beat by a stupid snake! Unless it's one of those two-headed freakshow jobbies. Then, it's an honor.
- Well, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom!
- I don't know that I want to beat the snot out of Homestar. I mean, have you ever listened to that guy? He's obviously got a LOT of gunk up there.
- Strong Sad keeps the sink clean enough to eat out of. Which I often make him do!
Homestar:
- Does "despair" have one G or two?
- Multipart one:
STRONG BAD: What's that misshapen stick doing there?
HOMESTAR: She organized the protest rally!
STRONG BAD: No, not Marzipan!
Dangeresque:
- Uzi-Bazooka, now that you're dead, maybe you'll be melted down and turned into an actual Uzi-Bazooka! We can only hope...
- You killed my father. Prepare to...have a bullet from my nunchuck gun peirce your flesh causing massive internal bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
Strong Sad:
- Archaeologists have been studying them for years, and we only know two things for sure: they're weird! And they talk funny!
- I can already feel a rumble in my tumble!
- Multipart one:
STRONG SAD: Did you get a virus?
STRONG BAD: No!
STRONG SAD: Did you get four hundred THOUSAND viruses?
He fights the law, and he has a bottom ten, but not as much