@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021 Mar

This Tweet is a reply to @rachaelbusher, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet and asked if there was anything new on the discs.

This Tweet is a reply to @HighlanderVO, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet, disappointed they couldn't get the set.

This Tweet is a reply to @SpencerBlackisa, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about a potential Everything Else, Volume 4.

This Tweet was pinned.

This Tweet links to Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set on the Shopify store.

This Tweet is a reply to the Eggs Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @deletehead, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the text at the start of the toon referred to the toon being made in 2015.

This Tweet quotes @HomestarGamer, who posted a piece of wood that looked like Homestar Runner.

Video Transcript

{A picture of a piece of wood who looks like Homestar speaks}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Today I am become a deck!

{A container of what appears to be cinnamon appears and is shook onto the wooden Homestar's face, with his eyes closing}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Poof paff puff.

{The wooden Homestar blinks a few times}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That... that was sawdust.

This Tweet is a reply to @SamtheAngelFox, who imported Trogdor!! The Board Game to Australia.

Fun Facts

• The two pictures edit Marzipan into 50K Racewalker and Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
• March 10th is officially known as Mario day, usually celebrated by Nintendo with sales on games from said franchise.

This Tweet quotes @Klonoa1545, who baked a Homestar Runner cake.

This Tweet is a reply to @swearsister, who wanted Strong Bad to say "crepe suzette".

This Tweet quotes @NikolasMokalis, who sent Strong Bad the picture in the video because it reminded him of Homestar Runner.

Video Transcript

{Zoom in on an icon of an oven mitt on a flyer advertising something to do with "Culinary Content". The oven mitt turns around to reveal Homestar Runner's mustachioed face.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hustle for culinary content!

Fun Facts

• "Hustle for culinary content" is a reference to "hustle for sports" from Coach Z's 110%, also spoken by Homestar in a mustache.

This Tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who replied to the previous Tweet with another A.I. generated video, this time of the Strong Mad figurine singing the "Ding Dong Song" by Günther ft. The Sunshine Girls.

This Tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who posted an A.I. generated video of the Strong Sad figurine singing the song "Baka Mitai" from the game Yakuza 0.

This Tweet is a reply to @BraxtonWerthers, who posted about getting accepted to CGNU and getting their degree in TV/VCR repair.

This Tweet is a reply to @oxacillin, who posted a picture of a painting of two Porridge Maiden-like women asking if Lem Sportsinterviews made it.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet links to @JanelleCShane's book.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane about her new book about A.I.

Video Transcript

{white caption on a black background}

CAPTION: A.I. shenanigans by Janelle Shane of aiweirdness.com Image generated using Vadim Epstein's CLIP+FFT

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay so according to an A.I. driven image generating algorithm—

{cut to the image being described}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} this is a depiction of {yellow text of the following appears} "A cartoon of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner singing Rock and Roll in a band".

{text fades}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then they added {yellow text of the following appears} "lasers and brains" as fine detail parameters.

{text fades and zoom on a part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That sorta looks like me, {green outline of Strong Bad's face appears} in front of one of them old-timey Nashville-type microphones, {green outline of the microphone appears} y'know?

{both outlines fade}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And check it out I'm playing Trog-guitar-dor {green outline of a Trogdor guitar appears} the Arpeggi-ator!

{pan to another part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I do see a lot of lasers,—

{zoom to show full image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} but how come there's Homestar Runners all over the place, {The "Homestar Runners" are circled in green} with cool shades?

{zoom to one of the "Homestar Runners"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This mess is like, space Homestar doing turkey calls. {green outline of the "Space Homestar" appears} Doesn't it look like he's got his tongue waggling out of his ooh-lips like {does a turkey call as the outline's tongue waggles}

{zoom to the top of "Space Homestar"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh and check it out here's the brains! He's got like blue flaming brains coming out of his space helmet. That's pretty cool.

{pan to another "Homestar Runner"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this one up here is clearly evil Puppet Homestar, {green outline of "Evil Puppet Homestar appears} or maybe one of those bad guys from Q*Bert. {the Q*Bert enemy appears and the outline fades}

{pan to another part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then there's wizard King of Town up here, with a weird peanut for a head. {outline of what Strong Bad described}

{pan lower in the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey check it out, it's one of my—

{the first Olda Boy appears}

OLDA BOY: I miss video games—

{the Olda Boy disappears}

STRONG BAD: college boys from Teen Girl Squad.

{pan to garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this says, {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "EOLA?" {pronounced ee-oh-luh} Or maybe "FOLA?" Or maybe "FOLK!"

{zoom out to show the "Strong Bad" from earlier}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe I'm like lasering folk music {green lasers appear} with my hot lixx!

{zoom to more garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And if you look at this for less than half a second, it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "Strong Bad". But after that it says "4 Strant Post".

{pan to more garbled text near the bottom}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What does this say at the bottom? {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "and treadmill"? Oh yeah! I forgot, this whole image tiles—

{zoom out to show whole image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} like, infinitely in all directions.

{zoom to more garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Now it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "2nd Sternhill". Sounds like a subdivision.

{the parent from Fan Costumes 2015 slides in from the left}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, as the parent} Keithly, have you seen what 2nd Sternhill's done with their swim and tennis club? {logo for 2nd Sternhill Rich & Raquet Club appears to the right} Why it's just preposterous.

{logo and parent slide offscreen, while pan right}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, speaking normally} Get the slight impression of a guitar {green outline of a guitar appears} here.

{outline fades}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe like a fishnet {green outline of a leg appears} high heeled leg comin' down.

{outline fades, pan left}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} These look like, ripped blue jean legs, {green outline of jean legs appears} comin' down from mayb- maybe an acoustic guitar, {green outline of a guitar appears on the legs} one of those ones that has the pie pan {black outline of a pie pan appears} in it. I don't know what those are for.

{all outlines fade}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} If I had- if I played on of those guitars I would have a full freshly {outlines reappear with a pie} baked pie in it, Richie Sambora.

This Tweet is a reply to @Phyreburnz who replied to the cover song Tweet, asking where the scene of Homestar in the kiddie pool was from.

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This Tweet links to a video from 2016 of Puppet Homestar singing the Night Court theme.

This Tweet is a reply to @jakehuneycutt who replied to the cover song Tweet, praising Homestar's rendition of the Night Court theme.

This Tweet links to an 80's Hardee's commercial promoting Alvin and the Chipmunks collectible drinking glasses.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

Video Transcript

{Homestar dressed as the Greatest American Hero from The House that Gave Sucky Treats}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

{cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black.

{cut to Homestar pouring Mountain Dew on the Compy from anything}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a...

{cut to Homestar in a karate outfit lying in the dark of the gymnasium from the Easter egg of montage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I'm the best around! Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down! I'm the best around! Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down!

{cut to closeup of Homestar with his buzzer spinning from car}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot!

{cut to Homestar sitting in the kiddie pool filled with sand labeled "QUiCK SAnD" from the Easter egg of Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Somewheres, out theres...

{cut to Homestar dancing in his The Pizz uniform holding a The Pizz pizza box from the Easter egg of pizza joint}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Cheatsa Party!

{cut to Homestar wearing his horned helmet in a bathtub filled with gold coins from the Easter egg of Ever and More}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo!

{cut to Homestar dancing in his sleepwear holding a rolled up sleeping bag from the Easter egg of slumber party}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party!

{cut to Homestar being hung upside-down by The Paper in the dark computer room from the Easter egg of the paper}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...

{cut to everyone in their costumes from Which Ween Costumes?}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing with a slight echo} Do you realize... blah blah blah... that I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...?

{cut to Homestar falling onto a stage knocking Strong Sad and Marzipan off before dancing, from strong badathlon}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Just take those old glasses off the shelf...

This Tweet is a reply to @Nerdevar, who criticized the lack of consummate V's on the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set back cover art.