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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from March 2021.

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Note: some links to other tweets may only work on the full year page.

[edit] March

Text / Transcript Date / Link
It's a reprint of Volumes 1, 2, and 3 all in one new case. Content on each disc is the same as the previous releases.
This Tweet is a reply to @rachaelbusher, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet and asked if there was anything new on the discs.
29 Mar 2021


More are already on the way!
This Tweet is a reply to @HighlanderVO, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet, disappointed they couldn't get the set.
29 Mar 2021


Maybe I'll just lump everything from late '07-present onto one collection called The Dregs: Mostly the Second Decade of HomestarRunner.com.
Whattaya think?
This Tweet is a reply to @SpencerBlackisa, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about a potential Everything Else, Volume 4.
29 Mar 2021


This Tweet was pinned.


Not to be outdone by my 6 disc set of sbemails, the Everything Else DVDs went and reprinted themselves a 3 disc set with new artwork that shows off what a box of random crap it truly is!
This Tweet links to Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set on the Shopify store.
29 Mar 2021


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Y'know, like one of these li'l guys.
This Tweet is a reply to the Eggs Tweet.
29 Mar 2021


This is from 2007. So 2001.
This Tweet is a reply to @deletehead, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the text at the start of the toon referred to the toon being made in 2015.
29 Mar 2021


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Old crap corner! Member these eggs? I think originally I was gonna scream about being upside down and how all the yolk was rushing to my head or summat until finally cracking myself open revealing a marshmallow The Cheat inside.
homestarrunner.com/eggs
29 Mar 2021


This is a Retweet of @mfrederickson, who posted an edited video of Jeopardy! with the categories from the Main Pages. 27 Mar 2021


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Galvanized! Galvanized Galvanized!
This Tweet quotes @HomestarGamer, who posted a piece of wood that looked like Homestar Runner.

Video Transcript

{A picture of a piece of wood who looks like Homestar speaks}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Today I am become a deck!

{A container of what appears to be cinnamon appears and is shook onto the wooden Homestar's face, with his eyes closing}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Poof paff puff.

{The wooden Homestar blinks a few times}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That... that was sawdust.

26 Mar 2021


Aww, thanks for weathering the import/VAT/whatev charges! Don't forget the soundboard of my quotes and the dumb songs we wrote to help you learn the rules:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/
This Tweet is a reply to @SamtheAngelFox, who imported Trogdor!! The Board Game to Australia.
24 Mar 2021


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Everybody made such a big deal out of Mar10 Day but no one ever talks about Mar21 Day when Videlectrix adds premium Marzipan DLC to their hit games.


Fun Facts

21 Mar 2021


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Hey tabletoptypes! Wanna play Trogdor the board game with pals online? Check out this awesome fan made mod for @TabletopSim by @MarcusRaven86!

steamcommunity.com/sharedfi...

You can also watch him play it tonight (3/20 8pm edt) on his streamins:

twitch.tv/marcusraven86
20 Mar 2021


How to properly (home)slice a Homestar cake:

1. Cut the first piece out of his face so it looks like his rectangly talkmouth.
2. Rip his star off with your bare hand and shove into loved one's face

3. Now bake and decorate the Strong Bad cake you shoulda made in the first place!
This Tweet quotes @Klonoa1545, who baked a Homestar Runner cake.
19 Mar 2021


Sorry, the closest you'd get is a rushed "crap suzy" and it wouldn't be worth the 200 bucks I'd charge you on that app "Get Internet Wrestlemen to Record Stuff 4 U Cuz They Need 2 Pay 4 A New Videocard."
This Tweet is a reply to @swearsister, who wanted Strong Bad to say "crepe suzette".
16 Mar 2021


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Hey, you're right @NikolasMokalis! From behind, hatless Homestar DOES look like a graphic design-y oven mitt icon!
This Tweet quotes @NikolasMokalis, who sent Strong Bad the picture in the video because it reminded him of Homestar Runner.

Video Transcript

{Zoom in on an icon of an oven mitt on a flyer advertising something to do with "Culinary Content". The oven mitt turns around to reveal Homestar Runner's mustachioed face.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hustle for culinary content!

Fun Facts

  • "Hustle for culinary content" is a reference to "hustle for sports" from Coach Z's 110%, also spoken by Homestar in a mustache.
16 Mar 2021


I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BAAAACK!
This Tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who replied to the previous Tweet with another A.I. generated video, this time of the Strong Mad figurine singing the "Ding Dong Song" by GΓΌnther ft. The Sunshine Girls.
13 Mar 2021


Oh man! Try it with the Graw Mad figurine!!
This Tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who posted an A.I. generated video of the Strong Sad figurine singing the song "Baka Mitai" from the game Yakuza 0.
13 Mar 2021


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With a full scholarship!*

*full scholarship is one (1) "wet type" vhs head cleaner cassette
This Tweet is a reply to @BraxtonWerthers, who posted about getting accepted to CGNU and getting their degree in TV/VCR repair.
12 Mar 2021


Why does the Porridgedi Maiden on the right have TWO RIGHT HANDS?!!!
This Tweet is a reply to @oxacillin, who posted a picture of a painting of two Porridge Maiden-like women asking if Lem Sportsinterviews made it.
12 Mar 2021


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Here's the full still image. Zoom in and pinch around! See how many braincats you can find! Once you find one you can't stop!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
12 Mar 2021


(p.s. go buy her hilariawesome book about A.I.! youlooklikeathing.com)
This Tweet links to @JanelleCShane's book.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
11 Mar 2021


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Internet pal @JanelleCShane got a discount neural net to generate an image of me! Witness the trainwreckery!
This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane about her new book about A.I.

Video Transcript

{white caption on a black background}

CAPTION: A.I. shenanigans by Janelle Shane of aiweirdness.com Image generated using Vadim Epstein's CLIP+FFT

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay so according to an A.I. driven image generating algorithm—

{cut to the image being described}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} this is a depiction of {yellow text of the following appears} "A cartoon of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner singing Rock and Roll in a band".

{text fades}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then they added {yellow text of the following appears} "lasers and brains" as fine detail parameters.

{text fades and zoom on a part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That sorta looks like me, {green outline of Strong Bad's face appears} in front of one of them old-timey Nashville-type microphones, {green outline of the microphone appears} y'know?

{both outlines fade}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And check it out I'm playing Trog-guitar-dor {green outline of a Trogdor guitar appears} the Arpeggi-ator!

{pan to another part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I do see a lot of lasers,—

{zoom to show full image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} but how come there's Homestar Runners all over the place, {The "Homestar Runners" are circled in green} with cool shades?

{zoom to one of the "Homestar Runners"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This mess is like, space Homestar doing turkey calls. {green outline of the "Space Homestar" appears} Doesn't it look like he's got his tongue waggling out of his ooh-lips like {does a turkey call as the outline's tongue waggles}

{zoom to the top of "Space Homestar"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh and check it out here's the brains! He's got like blue flaming brains coming out of his space helmet. That's pretty cool.

{pan to another "Homestar Runner"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this one up here is clearly evil Puppet Homestar, {green outline of "Evil Puppet Homestar appears} or maybe one of those bad guys from Q*Bert. {the Q*Bert enemy appears and the outline fades}

{pan to another part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then there's wizard King of Town up here, with a weird peanut for a head. {outline of what Strong Bad described}

{pan lower in the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey check it out, it's one of my—

{the first Olda Boy appears}

OLDA BOY: I miss video games—

{the Olda Boy disappears}

STRONG BAD: college boys from Teen Girl Squad.

{pan to garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this says, {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "EOLA?" {pronounced ee-oh-luh} Or maybe "FOLA?" Or maybe "FOLK!"

{zoom out to show the "Strong Bad" from earlier}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe I'm like lasering folk music {green lasers appear} with my hot lixx!

{zoom to more garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And if you look at this for less than half a second, it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "Strong Bad". But after that it says "4 Strant Post".

{pan to more garbled text near the bottom}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What does this say at the bottom? {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "and treadmill"? Oh yeah! I forgot, this whole image tiles—

{zoom out to show whole image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} like, infinitely in all directions.

{zoom to more garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Now it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "2nd Sternhill". Sounds like a subdivision.

{the parent from Fan Costumes 2015 slides in from the left}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, as the parent} Keithly, have you seen what 2nd Sternhill's done with their swim and tennis club? {logo for 2nd Sternhill Rich & Raquet Club appears to the right} Why it's just preposterous.

{logo and parent slide offscreen, while pan right}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, speaking normally} Get the slight impression of a guitar {green outline of a guitar appears} here.

{outline fades}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe like a fishnet {green outline of a leg appears} high heeled leg comin' down.

{outline fades, pan left}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} These look like, ripped blue jean legs, {green outline of jean legs appears} comin' down from mayb- maybe an acoustic guitar, {green outline of a guitar appears on the legs} one of those ones that has the pie pan {black outline of a pie pan appears} in it. I don't know what those are for.

{all outlines fade}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} If I had- if I played on of those guitars I would have a full freshly {outlines reappear with a pie} baked pie in it, Richie Sambora.

11 Mar 2021


Easter egg from a late era Marzipan's Answering Machine I think.
This Tweet is a reply to @Phyreburnz who replied to the cover song Tweet, asking where the scene of Homestar in the kiddie pool was from.
11 Mar 2021


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This Tweet links to a video from 2016 of Puppet Homestar singing the Night Court theme.
This Tweet is a reply to @jakehuneycutt who replied to the cover song Tweet, praising Homestar's rendition of the Night Court theme.
11 Mar 2021


And remember, that last song's not Seger, it's Hardee's:
This Tweet links to an 80's Hardee's commercial promoting Alvin and the Chipmunks collectible drinking glasses.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
11 Mar 2021


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Not to be outdone by the vinyl release of my album, Homestar has put together a compilation of his cover songs for your unjoyment.


Video Transcript

{Homestar dressed as the Greatest American Hero from The House that Gave Sucky Treats}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

{cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black.

{cut to Homestar pouring Mountain Dew on the Compy from anything}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a...

{cut to Homestar in a karate outfit lying in the dark of the gymnasium from the Easter egg of montage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I'm the best around! Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down! I'm the best around! Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down!

{cut to closeup of Homestar with his buzzer spinning from car}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot!

{cut to Homestar sitting in the kiddie pool filled with sand labeled "QUiCK SAnD" from the Easter egg of Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Somewheres, out theres...

{cut to Homestar dancing in his The Pizz uniform holding a The Pizz pizza box from the Easter egg of pizza joint}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Cheatsa Party!

{cut to Homestar wearing his horned helmet in a bathtub filled with gold coins from the Easter egg of Ever and More}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo!

{cut to Homestar dancing in his sleepwear holding a rolled up sleeping bag from the Easter egg of slumber party}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party!

{cut to Homestar being hung upside-down by The Paper in the dark computer room from the Easter egg of the paper}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...

{cut to everyone in their costumes from Which Ween Costumes?}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing with a slight echo} Do you realize... blah blah blah... that I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...?

{cut to Homestar falling onto a stage knocking Strong Sad and Marzipan off before dancing, from strong badathlon}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Just take those old glasses off the shelf...

11 Mar 2021


That's cause he's rendered with ASCIIAROSCURO shading! But i'll try for you here:

                            V
                ^\/^     β€’β€’
              /^^^^^~^^|
   (^^^ /             VVV   <<<
  (   )^ /     (^\__/\/\/\    <<<
   @    (     (

Okay never mind.
This Tweet is a reply to @Nerdevar, who criticized the lack of consummate V's on the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set back cover art.
4 Mar 2021
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