User:Lira

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My userbox needs words. Like these right here!

This user uses Windows.

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This user is male.

This user's favorite main character is Homestar Runner.

This user's favorite secondary character is Senor Cardgage.

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.

This user plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People on the Wii.

This user's favorite short toon is Lookin at a Thing in a Bag.

This user would like two reds, a blue, and an orange.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 2.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Five.

This user owns a Red The Cheat T-shirt.

This user's mother owns a Marzipan T-shirt.

This user's mother owns the Stop Sign Keychain.

This user has a good time with bread.

This user can't understand why everyone thinks Bubs has something to do with The Thnikkaman.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user cannot help you clear your browser cache.

This user wants to be the guy too.

Will you please stop trying to handle this user's style? 'Cause you can't-- no, you can't-- handle this user's style!

Hey there, every peoples! My name not Bubs! I love Homestar Runner, I love Minecraft, and I'm just about the greatest guy ever! Or at least, some people think that. I know I do!

So what else... I don't date any girl, I don't have a propeller cap, and yes-- I'm ashamed to admit it-- I do have arms. But I still love Homestar Runner and everything about it.

Some general stuff about me before I go into some more specific-type stuff...

• My favorite Homestar Runner game is Stinkoman 20X6. I really wish they'd finish that dang thing.
• Lookin at a Thing in a Bag has got to be one of my favorite Homestar Runner toons ever.
• I really wish I could definitively name who my favorite character is, but I can't, so I'll just say-- I really like Homestar Runner, Bubs, and Senor Cardgage. (Man... so cool.)
• I just got Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People for Decemberween! I'm about halfway through Strong Badia the Free at this point. This is truly the greatest game.
• I can get really, really worked up over grammar. Don't type a run-on sentence any place where I might read it. I'll chop off your legs!
• Everybody loves my style!

Me, Homestar Runner, the Wiki, and I

So, unlike a bunch of other users I've seen, there is no specific moment I can cite as the first revelationary time I was exposed to Homestar Runner. I am fifteen years old at present, and I actually was introduced to Homestar Runner via my parents, who were really into it when I was growing up. My full appreciation for it didn't develop until about fifth grade though, which is kind of unfortunate, because at that time, the dot com was in the middle of its super-long hiatus. Anyways, I'm totally obsessed with H*R now, and I'm sure I've watched every single 'toon on the site at least ten times by now.

I'm honestly not sure how exactly I discovered this fine wiki. It was sometime in eighth grade, and I'm guessing it was probably a Google search or something. Anyway, I do remember being amazed that it existed-- like, "Holy crap, enough people care about Homestar Runner for there to be a wiki on it!" I decided to join it some months later. I'm delighted to see that this is such a bustling community, and I'm happy to be a part of it.

My contributions to the wiki are largely gnome work-- I oftentimes just click "Random Page", read the article, and edit it as needed. As I mentioned about, I'm really uptight about spelling and grammar, and will correct it whenever and wherever I can. I find that I've needed to add The House That Gave Sucky Tricks to like every single running gag list on the wiki. But hopefully someday I'll be able to make a major contribution or two-- it would be my dream come true to be able to write a 'toon transcript. Anyway, that's me. Happy thymes, everyone!

Strong Bad's Attractive Game for Cool People

So one of my major interests is Scratch, a kid-friendly programming language I started being self-taught in sixth grade. I've created quite a bunch of various fairly-simple not-entirely-lame games over the years-- you can visit my profile here.

But about halfway through the first semester of my highschool freshman year (that's this year), a revelation was had by me-- why come I haven't made a Homestar Runner game yet?! So I sat down and created some awexome pixelated graphics for most of the main characters, and by now I'm well into the development of making:

Strong Bad's Attractive Game for Cool People! The point-and-click adventure game whose name is in no way, shape, or form copied off an existing Wii game! I mean... sorry. That's all I could come up with. I thought it was a good name.

But no-- this is a real, actual Scratch game that is probably going to be released for free public playing sometime in Spring 2016. You can see the preview/teaser/trailer-type thing here-- you'll see some of the game sprites, a sample of my made-up dialogue (I try to stay true to the characters as much as physically possible), and a development blog that'll keep you all up to date on the... development.

For the sake of awesomeness, I've decided to transcribe the development blog on my user prolif as well. It's right at the bottom of the page, but you can CLICK HERE to jump down.

Strong Bad Emails

I have so far sent Strong Bad two emails in my life. Neither of them have been answered. I don't think Strong Bad likes me very much. Sniff.

20X6 Bubs

Dear Strong Bad,
What does Bubs look like in 20X6? I think he would look cool in robot boots.
From someone whose name you will make fun of

I can just imagine Strong Bad's immediate response to this. "Oh, Simone, trying to create a new character, eh? I see right through your little plan! DELETED!!"

Accidental E-mails

subject: Accidental E-mails

H’lo, Strong Bad,
I was wondering, have you ever received any e-mails that were addressed to you by accident? If so, in what ways have you tormented the sender?

From someone in PA

This one I sent a lot more recently (it would be a Lappier-era email, thus the Lappy template I used), and I thought it had a slightly higher chance of getting answered. I'm sure Strong Bad could've given or made up countless stories of accidental emails. But no... not answered either. What a shame.

Favorite Quotes

Some of the greatest, random-est, funniest quotes ever have come from Homestar Runner, and I use many of their quotes often. This here's a list of some of my personal favorites. Here-a I-a go-a!

Homestar Runner

Everybody loves the Homestar Runner! I often use his quotes with his trademark speech impediment, too.

• "Our family is, literally and figuratively, so great!" (A Decemberween Mackerel)
• "Okay, you're weird." (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
• "Sir or madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance?" (Bug in Mouth Disease)
• "Well maybe I will keep telling myself that!" (Email 'senior prom')
• "Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box." (Email 'virus')
• "Uh, Strong Bad, I think that total wave ruined your 'ool." (Email 'keep cool')
• "I just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doin' today!" (Best Caper Ever)
• "But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet!" (Email 'sbemail206')
• "Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. I'm gonna go build a deck!" (No Hands On Deck!)
• "Thank you for calling the Internet, may I have your account number or identity theft, please?" (Email 'isp')
• "Say, you like pamphlets? Here's a pamphlet! Here's two pamphlets!" (Email 'more armies')
• "Well if you take a look at my resume, you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields." (The Interview)
• "Yeah, you're probably right." (The Interview)

Strong Bad

Strong Bad gots the style. That's pretty much all you gotta say about him.

• "Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag!" (Strong Bad's Character Video)
• "You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!" (Email 'senior prom')
• "And, best of luck to you." (Email 'independent')
• "I'm not sure I understand the transaction that's taking place here." (Drive-Thru)
• "Jimty??!! That's a weird name! And you misspelled funny. Let's cut to Coach Z!!" (Sbemailiarized!)
• "Lemme break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. While on the other hand, inversely, you guys are not very strong!" (Strongest Man in the World)
• "Something something Larry Larry. Holy crap." (Email 'Accent')
• "You don't understand! You all understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH! (Email 'virus')
• "I am truly the greatest guy." (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
• "Let's-a do lunch. Ha-haaa!" (Email 'modeling')

Bubs

Bubs is definitely one of my favorite Homestar Runner characters. He's always awesome!

• "That's hilarious!" (Weclome Back)
• "Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!" (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
• "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'..." (Email 'lunch special')
• "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." (Cool Things)
• "Fifty bucks! Sixty bucks! Get back here and let me confiscate yo film!" (Email 'part-time job')
• "Throttling you down?! That's not one of the ninety-nine ways I rip you off!" (Email 'isp')

(This is a list-in-progress. More quotes will be added later.)

Preeeeow!

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