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[http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/stbademdvd.html Click here] to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!
[http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/stbademdvd.html Click here] to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!

Revision as of 09:06, 25 July 2005

Homestore Runner!

The Store is where you can buy Homestar Merchandise. The Brothers Chaps say that this is the reason H*R can remain free of all advertising.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap

Contents

Front Page

July 25, 2005 (current)

HERE ARE SOME RANDOM QUOTES ABOUT THE NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!!!

"It's so good I want to keep it"
-- "Little Girl"

"Meh"
-- The Cheat

"..."
-- The Poopsmith

Click here to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!

July 11, 2005

REDESIGNED HOMESTAR RUNNER SHIRTS!!

Check out our updated Homestar Runner shirts which we like to call "Homestar Lite" and "H Star R." These replace the White Homestar Classic shirt and the navy Homestar Running shirt. We think you'll like these redesigned shirts better.

June 24, 2005

STRONG BAD'S FAMOUS MASK!

We now offer an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! Click here to order!!

And don't forget - we're still featuring the new 20X6 Stinko Man Tee Shirt, inspired by the ever-enlarging Stinko Man game! Click here to order!!

LAST CHANCE!!

This is your last chance to purchase our White Homestar Classic and Navy Homestar Running shirts. We're discontinuing these shirts to make room for Brand New Homestar Styles! Less than one week left to buy Homestar Classic or Homestar Running. Don't miss 'em so Click here to order!

May 23, 2005-June 6, 2005

STRONG BAD'S HANDSOME MUG!

Here is an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! Click here to order!!

Coming soon - a girly shirt with black raglan cap sleeves, for all the lovely ladies who adore Strong Bad!!

INSPIRED BY THE STINKO MAN GAME!

Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now, and wear it while you play new levels!! Click here to order!!

MAY MADNESS HOODIE SALE!

Every Character...Every Size...At a Great Price! Only $25 for Small through Extra Large, $27 for XXL, $29 for XXXL. Buy one today and save it for next winter. Click here to take advantage of these fantastic bargains.

EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY!

This is the poster you've been waiting for. All of your favorite characters are here from A, Arrow'd guy to Y, Yello Dello and everyone in between. This beautiful, full-color poster is truly a work of art and suitable for framing. Click here to order!!

SCALDING LAKE T-SHIRTS

You'll look rather dashing in a fabulous Scalding Lake t-shirt. Click here to order the finest apparel Peasantry has to offer!

Products

Clothing

T-Shirts

Polo Shirts

  • Trogdor

Hooded Sweatshirt

  • Trogdor
  • Homestar Runner
  • Strong Bad
  • The Cheat
  • Teen Girl Squad

Currently not available

Accessories

Baseball Caps

  • Homestar Runner
  • Strong Bad

Beanie Caps

  • Homestar Runner
  • Strong Bad

Messenger Bags

  • Homestar Runner
  • The Cheat
  • Strong Bad
  • Trogdor

Toys

Collectible Figurines

(1st set out on July 15, 2003; 2nd set out as of June 7, 2004.)

The Cheat Talking Plush Doll (currently not available)

Give it a good kick in The Cheat!
  • The Cheat Talking Plush Doll — A plush doll of The Cheat; when struck or kicked, The Cheat will make The Cheat noises. (Click "Play Demo" to play Kick The Cheat.)

CD/DVDs

2-Dimensional Stuff

Posters

Patches

Static Clings

  • Strong Bad
  • The Cheat
  • Homestar
  • Trogdor

Bumper Stickers

  • Homestar, with the words "Seriously." written beside him.
  • Trogdor the Burninator
  • Teen Girl Squad
  • Strong Bad saying "Everybody to the Limit!".

To Be Released

Freebies

With a certain amount of money paid for something, you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise.

  • Orders less than $25.00—Mini-Freebie
    • A free double-sided drink coaster. (Homestar on one side in red, Strong Bad on other in blue.)
  • Orders $25.00–$49.99—Big Freebie
    • A sturdy key ring with a colorful vinyl adornment displaying one of several memorable images.
      • Here are a list of the keychains:
Strongbadia Stop Sign
Homestar Runner Star Logo
  • Orders $50.00–$74.99—Jumbo Freebie
    • Free set of Series 2 Figurines
  • Orders $75.00–$99.99—Ultimate Freebie
    • Free set of Series 1 Figurines.
  • Orders $100.00 or more—Ultimate Jumbo Freebie
    • Both the Series 1 and Series 2 Figurines.

Other Places To Buy

Local Business Area Stores

According to this page, independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the store locator.

Froogle Search

If you search for Homestar Runner at Froogle, you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.

Magazines

Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen here), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

Comic Cons

According to this page, merchandise will be available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth will be staffed by Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps. Those attending have a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise! Freebies will be included with every purchase. Future events similiar to those listed on the page will surely follow.

Easter Eggs

  • The time of day at Bubs' changes according to your computer's clock.
  • After you buy something, you are taken to a thank you page.
    • During the day, it takes place with Bubs at Bubs' Concession Stand
      BUBS:
    • After several times, it changes to Strong Bad in a room filled with money, holding a glass of wine.
      STRONG BAD: Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. {holds up a cigar} The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. {The Cheat comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}
    • A few more times, and it shows Homestar Runner in The Field.
      HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahem! {singing} I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
      {Marzipan walks on with Carol.}
      MARZIPAN: {walking on with Carol} Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
      HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, too late, go away.
      MARZIPAN: {upset} All right, broken up.
    • At night, it shows Homestar's House, unlit. Homestar walks in in pajamas, with his cinnamon mustache.
      HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yawn} Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, {yawn} you should really get to bed.
    • If you go to the link without buying anything, it shows a Java icon that says "After installing the plugin, click here." Strong Bad arrives.
      STRONG BAD: Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, E, F-sharp, G-sharp, B. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
  • While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".

Goofs

  • Although there are new Homestar shirts, you can still see the old shirts in the musical shirts section at the top of the page.

Inside References

  • The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to weird dream.

Real-World References

  • "Wide-Mart and Lackluster Video and Music," mentioned in Retail Opportunities, are Wal-Mart and Blockbuster Video takeoffs.
  • Under the "T-Shirts!!" section, it reads "Grab an ice cold "H STAR R" or a great tasting "HOMESTAR LITE" A new twist on some old favorites! (They're even better than Coke with lime!)". Coke with lime is a new flavor of Coca-Cola with the catephrase "a little twist on a great thing".

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