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HOMESTAR RUNNER AND MARZIPAN ON MISSION

Homestar runner Gets His mission from The CHEAT While MARZIPAN is joining Homestar runner this is a parody of Metal gears soild.

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207 seconds!

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

Chicken: THE KING OF TOWN: itchy bedding-

Eating: STINKOMAN: delicious challange!

crazyness

Whined & Dined is a film produced by Lump of Dump Pictures. It apparently revolves around the life of Strong Sad, who only wanted to eat his Rogan Josh pot pie in peace. One day, however, fate throws him a curveball (illustrated with an octopus thrown at his face). In an Easter egg, Strong Sad comments that it felt more like a change-up, referring to films in which characters are suddenly thrown into strange situations. The tagline of the film is "In the game of life, may the best man whine." Larry Palaroncini is the raspy-voiced lead singer of the hair-metal band Limozeen. He has almost always been played by Matt Chapman, but has also been played by The Brothers Chaps' older brother Donnie. His screen name is "ladeezluvlarry71" and he sometimes holds video chats with Strong Bad. He also apparently plays an MMORPG, in which he is a member of a guild. The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an integral article, but often without. The Glue Factory is where Old-Timey Strong Bad was planning on selling Sickly Sam in the toon Sickly Sam's Big Outing. It is in the middle of what appears to be a desert, with no other surroundings and very hilly terrain. Although Strong Bad's plans were foiled, Sickly Sam still went there to find the love of a lifetime with Dee. Jee-ohh-yee-arr-b!

"Talk to my man in the green-and-white stripes!"

rock opera 2

(From sbemail 126 to sbemail 149)

SINGER: that-
HOMESTARRUNNER: creepy-
STRONGBAD: rampage haggler is fat.
BUBS: school-
STRONGBAD: karate is-
HOMSAR: silly-
STRONGBAD: sometimes.
COACH Z: who-
MOSES MALONE: got-
STRONGBAD: good arts.
TEENAGE HOMESTARRUNNER: pants-
STRONGBAD: hair.
KING OF TOWN: mayonnaise!
STRONG BAD: movie-
COACH Z: napkin!
BUBS: frozen-
STRONG BAD:' dreams-
BUCK: baby.
STRONG BAD: Endless sblounskched!

that creepy rampage haggler
is fat. school karate is sometimes
silly. who got good arts. pants hair.
mayonnaise! movie napkin! frozen dreams,
baby. Endless sblounskedched!

Meh.

Sun shining through my window
It gleams like honey so golden and so sweet
You can almost taste it

Drivin' through Diamond City
I wanna escape the crowds and concrete for
Where the hills and skies meet

Sitting inside my pocket
I've packed a cupcake to sweeten up my view
When I make it up there

And another day fade away
But it's a magic memory
A magic memory

One that I'll keep close to my heart
For any gloomy day
When the view's not what is sweet as today

Yesterday sinks away
Down where the buildings
And skies

But the horizon greets me
With possibility,
Just gotta keep on climbing!

Concrete, traffic,
Street lights,
They all fade away

As I approach the blue sky
Feathery clouds in my eyes
Already said my goodbyes

I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill,
It always will
I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill,
I know that it always will