Total

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Total is a word often used by Strong Bad, sometimes in strange contexts.

Appearances

• All Strong Badman comics are titled "The Total Adventures of Strong Badman".
• The Interview — The door outside the smoky office reads "Strong Bad: Total Journalist".
• Main Page 11 — The Download button effect cuts to Strong Bad announcing that "Today's forecast is total crap!"
• Email trevor the vampire — Strong Bad opens the email with "I'm totally checking my email. Total, man."
• Email stand-up — The VCR is labeled "VHS TOTALTRONICS".
• Email CGNU — One of the degrees offered at Crazy Go Nuts University is "Total Spaceship Guy".
• Email superhero name — Strong Badman's death ray plan is captioned "TOTAL DEATH RAY".
• Email lures & jigs — Fishing Challenge '91 is made by Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,..
• Email website — The page title for Strong Bad's Website is "Total Grodal".
• Email the bet — After Strong Bad confirms either outcome of the bet, Homestar Runner replies "That's the deal, man. The total deal."
• Email different town — Coach Z's "cool jacket" reads "Totally style!"
• Cheat Commandos — When Blue Laser Commander orders his men to "crush the Cheat Commandos!", the screen in the background reads "OPERATION: DON'T CRUSH OURSELVES T-MINUS: TOTAL".
• Email secret recipes — Strong Bad states that his family comes from Bumdumbourge, which is near Totalslava.
• Commandos in the Classroom — When asked if Fightgar should be shot, a Blue Laser minion replies, "Abso-total-lutely!"
• Email alternate universe — One of the ingredients Homestar uses to make a real fruit smoothie is a jar of "Total Load".
  • This product shows up again in Homestar Ruiner and Strong Bad uses the phrase in Loading Screens.
• Email keep cool — Homestar describes the huge displacement of water created by Strong Mad as a "total wave".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — When pretending to be an automated phone robot, Strong Bad asks Marzipan to "press or say 'total yes'".
• The Strong Badman T-shirt says "The Total Adventures of Strong Badman."
• Baddest of the Bands — Strong Sad's film camera is called the "Totalmatic SuddenShot".
• Donut Unto Others — The newspaper that Homestar holds claims that his donut enterprise is "totally legit."
• Pistols for Pandas — Crack Stuntman drives a truck marked "Totally Legal".