User:Power Pie

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Hi, I'm Steven (he/him). I was born May 21, 1998, and that makes me 27 years old. I found Homestar in 2009, just before the mega-hiatus. I'm transgender and also autistic, and Homestar Runner is a special interest i always find myself coming back to. I'm gupdoo3 on most other websites.

Fun fact: Homestar Runner was how I found out about my favorite band, They Might Be Giants. I was also the Strong Bad standing next to the X-Wing Fighter in Fan Costumes 2015!! (Can I get a heck yeah?!) That picture was actually taken in 2014, and it was outside of a comic book convention, not at a mall, but I still trick or treated at malls as a kid despite the fact that we live in the suburbs so the roast is still accurate.

I'm not really all that active on the wiki.

PowerPie

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TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

Costume This user has been on a Halloween costume commentary.

This user is male.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Google Chrome, or the Google Chrome OS.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

OLD This user is over 19 years old.

200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2009.

XX This user discovered the H*R website when he was 11 years old.

200X This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2009.

XX This user discovered the H*R Wiki when he was 11 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user is an American.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user's favorite character is Strong Sad.

This user loves Old-Timey Toons.

This user's favorite Old-Timey character is The Homestar Runner.

This user's favorite Old-Timey toon is That a Ghost.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user's favorite Cheat Commandos character is Gunhaver.

This user's favorite Cheat Commandos toon is 2 Part Episode: Part 2.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user's favorite Puppet stuff toon is Biz Cas Fri 3.

The first toon this user ever saw (besides First Time Here) was A Jorb Well Done.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns the Coaster.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

This user likes to wear swee-atshirts.

Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?"

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

This user can make it on his own.

This user is prepared to send you his weight in free sign up CDs.

This user is playing better video games.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

LOL This user is funny.

This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his/her cell phone!

This user can count to G!

That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!

This user has more than two prablems.

This user wants to be a member of the Homestarmy...

...and the On Point Kings.

This user doesn't like his style bitten.

Just then, this user traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.

This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

This user is Super Brave!!

This user could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks.

This user also thinks Firebert is not a good Commando name.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user wants to be the guy too. But not a guy. That would be creepy.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user is holy-crap-adorable!

If this user had thumbs, he'd be sticking them up his armpits right now.

This user keeps cool with Monkey D's Summer Tips.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is not willing to sever his leg, but he would like to try a combo meal.

This user is awesome singing backwards metal.

This user likes cloth.

This user will give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

This user is less than B.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper.

This user supports Pistols for Pandas. Sort of.

This user wants to be a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

This user misses Original Bubs.

This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.

This user does not play with 2 many knives.

Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user wants to be a Deletehead.

This user has a good time with bread.

This user can do it! He can do it twelve times!

This user needs you to get out of here, Wretched Simmons!

This user is imagining why on Earth he can't get ye flask!

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.

This user is a member of the Bleak House Depressive Constitutional Monarchist Party.

This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.

This user already did some writin' today.

This user wants you to get your own!

This user has too much time on his hands.

This user's paunch does not smell!

This user is a member of the Council Against Paint Daubs.

This user has the ball at the top of the key.

This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

This user can see you from there.

This user can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!

This user has his lazors set on stun because he has to stun you just to get his point through.

This user is a visitor from an alternate universe!

This user is revamped for the nineties!

This user is a painted twashcan.

Oh, and this user was totally there and not at Applebee's! Good Shot, John—Jimmy!

THIS USER IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN’ BOX!

This user checks emails on kitchen appliances.

This user would like you to meet... your long lost twin brother.

This user works alone...except when they work with Renaldo, which is all the time.

This user is a song from the sixties.

This user's favorite band is Limozeen.

This user's favorite band is sloshy.

How I found out about Homestar Runner

Back in October of '09, I was browsing a Mario fan forum when I saw a topic called "Did you ever send an email to Strong Bad." They included a link to this wiki's article on Strong Bad saying "Click here if you don't know who Strong Bad is."

Well, I clicked.

When I got here, I decided to read the articles on some of the sbemails, starting with "some kinda robot." I wanted to check it out, but, thinking my parents would disapprove of me going on a site without their permission, I waited 'till I was home alone.

Then, on a quaint Wednesday afternoon, my chance finally came. My mom was going grocery shopping with my little brother and left me at home. I went to the wiki and clicked on the link that takes you to the official site. I watched the intro and went to a Main Page. Maybe the waffle one. I saw a button that said "First Time Here?" It being my fist time there, I clicked.

I saw a clapperboard held in front of Homestar Runner standing in some sort of field. "Homestar Runner dot com welcome speech, Take 1."

"Oh, hello! Welcome to Homestarrunner.net."

"It's dot com."

"Oh, right! Homestar Runner dot net-It's dot com!"

From that moment forth, I was hooked. Every time I was home alone, I would type "homestarrunner.com" into the address bar, sit back, and watch. It soon got to the point where I got over my fear of being found out and watched them while my parents were at home.

And here I am!

FA Writeup I wrote but got edit conflict'd

In for kids, the 110th Strong Bad Email, released on Monday, August 9, 2004 , Allison wonders what a Strong Bad television series for kids would be like. After a failed attempt at playing "Where's The Cheat" with the audience (where dogs are threatened to be killed by Strong Bad), Strong Bad figures that Homsar would be perfect for the job, and imagines his show: Whaddaya Know, Haddi-man?. In this show, Homsar shows off the apparent letter of the day, G, which he claims is "a healthy piece of real estate". There is also a counting song to help kids count to 3 (which was played 51 times, but only 3 were shown) Strong Bad says that children who were raised on this "crap" would be subjected to the following problems: "HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES."