strongbad_email.exe Disc One

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The title given to this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is strongbad_email.exe Disc One.

This is for Disc One of strongbad_email.exe. This disc includes e-mails #1–50. To see artwork for Disc One, see strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork.

FBI Warning

The FBI warning on Disc One of strongbad_email.exe.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: BORRRING!

{Homestar walks away}

Introduction

Introduction to Disc One of strongbad_email.exe.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad

Don't mind that DVD taste!

Transcript

{A 3D rendered Strong Bad enters the computer room}

STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say "Strong Bad is on point"

{Strong Bad throws the lightswitch and a lightswitch rave starts up with The System is Down}

STRONG BAD: WAH! {shuts off switch} Wrong switch. {starts walking toward the Tandy 400} Oh, my mouth tastes like...DVDs.

{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad, singing to himself, and we can see Strong Sad peering in from the other room}

STRONG BAD: Hey, The Cheat.

{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad}

THE CHEAT: GAAAHHH!

STRONG SAD: DOUGLAS!

{Cut to Strong Bad, who starts to sit down}

STRONG BAD: Oh, yes! And the foul! The Paper, show these morons what to do.

{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Strong Bad turns to the camera}

STRONG BAD: Uh, The Paper, I think you're going to have to spell it out better for these simpletons. Apparently, they're not quite grasping it.

{A Paper comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Bottom-feeding paper! There's something you don't see every day!

Contents

E-mails

1. Some Kinda Robot (Matt and Mike commentary, new Easter egg)
2. Homsar
3. Butt IQ
4. Homestar Hair (Matt and Mike commentary)
5. Making Out
6. Depressio (Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
7. Halloweener (Matt and Mike commentary)
8. Brianrietta
9. I Love You
10. Trevor the Vampire
11. I Rule (Strong Bad and Mike commentary)
12. Credit Card
13. I She Be
14. Duck Pond (modified Easter egg)
15. The Basics
16. Band Names (Matt and Mike commentary)
17. Studying (modified Easter egg)
18. Stand-Up (Matt and Mike commentary)
19. Tape-Leg
20. Spring Cleaning
21. Cartoon (Strong Bad and Mike commentary)
22. Sb_email 22 (Easter egg)
23. Little Animal (modified Easter egg)
24. The Bird
25. Super Powers
26. CGNU (Homestar Runner and Mike commentary)
27. 3 Wishes
28. 1 Step Ahead
29. Superhero Name (Matt and Mike commentary)
30. 12:00 (Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)
31. Sugarbob (Marzipan, Matt, and Mike commentary)
32. Flag Day (Matt and Mike commentary, alternate angle)
33. Gimmicks
34. Weird Dream (Easter egg)
35. Sisters (alternate angle)
36. Guitar (Matt and Mike commentary)
37. Dullard (alternate angle)
38. Helium
39. Property of Ones
40. Vacation (diminished Easter egg, alternate angle (in Historic, Over There postcard))
41. Invisibility (Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
42. Action Figure (Easter egg)
43. Little Questions (Easter egg)
44. Lures & Jigs (Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
45. Techno (Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
46. Your Friends (Matt and Mike commentary, alternate angle)
47. New Hands (Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
48. Ghosts (Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
49. Theme Party (alternate angle, modified Easter egg)
50. 50 Emails (Easter egg)

Bonus Stuff

TROGDOR!

HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF

• Unreleased Emails & More
  • Bonus Email 1: Greeting Cards
  • Bonus Email 2: E-mail Birds
  • Bonus Email 3: Videro Games (alternate angle)

• Email Intros: A video featuring every sbemail intro for emails 1–100.
• Scroll Button Songs: A video featuring every scroll button rap up until the "Huzzah, on the mic" rap.

Bonus Menu Transcript

Did you just say bonus stuff?

{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies.} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine.}

Easter Eggs

• To find an unfinished cartoon entitled "Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True" from the Trogdor bonus screen, put your selection on the first bonus email. Next, press the right button 3 times and a Strong Bad head icon will appear.

Fun Facts

Trivia

• The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "Cave Quest".

Inside References

• The FBI Warning scene is a reference to the Easter egg in Legal.
  • The multicolored background may also be a reference to Marshmallow's Last Stand and Paramount Pictures' old FBI Warning.
• "Oh...my mouth tastes like...DVDs" is a reference to morning routine, where Strong Bad says "my mouth tastes like...e-mail...".
• This is another reference to Kicking The Cheat
• Strong Sad's shouting of "Douglas!" is a reference to "cheat talk".
  • The limb outside the window is also a reference to "cheat talk"; it's the limb that rubbed in the wind and said "Douglas."
• The lightswitch rave lightswitch is from "techno".
• Strong Mad's "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to "caffeine".
• The Cheat laying in the crisper drawer is from "privileges".
• "Strong Bad is on point" is one of Marzipan's lines from the Extra Real Dating Sim XR.
• This is another instance of Mashing Go/Play.