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I am currently aspiring to be a sysop.
2. Game demos that last like 2 seconds.
3. Scary pop-up type AAAAAAAAAAH type videos on YouTube.
4. Slow internet. Which is not a problem for me since I got a new computer.
5. That freakin' marshmallow.
6. When I wear a watch I just have to play with it. Undo the strap. Redo the strap.
7. When you think that your DVD is rewritable and you waste 5 DVDs on 2 minutes of video each.
8. Itchy sweaters. I mean, you're cold, and the price is an itchy sweater.
9. When the internet on your Wii doesn't work for no apparent reason.
10. People who hate Homestar just because of the way he talks.
Mostly for my convenience, but...