Rhymed Phrases

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*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — The slogan of [[Litigation Jackson]] is "The system really works, jerks!"
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — The slogan of [[Litigation Jackson]] is "The system really works, jerks!"
*Email [[monster truck]] — Homestar says, "Let's do this like Brutus."
*Email [[monster truck]] — Homestar says, "Let's do this like Brutus."
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**This is later repeated by Homsar in [[Strong Badia the Free]], when Strong Bad manages to understand what he says and convinces him to join Strong Badia.
 
*Email [[crazy cartoon]] — Strong Bad says of [[The Cheat]]: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
*Email [[crazy cartoon]] — Strong Bad says of [[The Cheat]]: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
*Email [[sibbie]] — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "focus is all... crocused."
*Email [[sibbie]] — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "focus is all... crocused."
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*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad plans to shop for "pencil holders" and "stencil folders".
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad plans to shop for "pencil holders" and "stencil folders".
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — [[The Announcer]] introduces [[Mr. Bland]] as "the prince of plain" and "the master of mundane".
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — [[The Announcer]] introduces [[Mr. Bland]] as "the prince of plain" and "the master of mundane".
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*Email [[retirement]] — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, [[Marshie]] follows "First prize" with "second tries".
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*Email [[retirement]] — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, [[Marshie]] follows "First prize" with "second tries". At the end (originally in part B), Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
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**In Part B (now merged), Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
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*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad asks, "How are we supposed to 'scandalize and vandalize' without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?"
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad asks, "How are we supposed to 'scandalize and vandalize' without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?"
*[[DNA Evidence]] — [[Bubs]] teaches a "toga yoga" class, which Marzipan attends. Strong Bad also mentions that he watches toga yoga videos.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — [[Bubs]] teaches a "toga yoga" class, which Marzipan attends. Strong Bad also mentions that he watches toga yoga videos.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad says, "They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad says, "They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The Announcer introduces Strong Bad thus: "And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations, Il Cartographer!"
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The Announcer introduces Strong Bad thus: "And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations, Il Cartographer!"
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — While talking to Homsar, Strong Bad refers to the King of Town as "that royal boil".
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — While talking to Homsar, Strong Bad refers to the King of Town as "that royal boil" and once he convinces Homsar to join Strong Badia, Homsar says "let's do this like Brutus", echoing Homestar in [[monster truck]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Bubs]] asks, "Strong Bad, did you 'scandalize and vandalize' [[The Stick]]?"
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Bubs]] asks, "Strong Bad, did you 'scandalize and vandalize' [[The Stick]]?"
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque Too]] threatens [[Uzi Bazooka]], "You had what was coming to you, tofu!"
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque Too]] threatens [[Uzi Bazooka]], "You had what was coming to you, tofu!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — [[Gel-arshie]] exclaims, "Here's a wall that's colored red! What's in this box fills me with dread!" and "This lava's red like me! Now here's a thing you couldn't see!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — [[Gel-arshie]] exclaims, "Here's a wall that's colored red! What's in this box fills me with dread!" and "This lava's red like me! Now here's a thing you couldn't see!"
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*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says, "Sorry, [[pile]]s, I got my own [[style]]s."
 
Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.
Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.
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*Email [[keep cool]] &mdash; [[Monkey D]]'s "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide<!--sic--> n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, hose time".
*Email [[keep cool]] &mdash; [[Monkey D]]'s "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide<!--sic--> n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, hose time".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad remarks, "Oh nophers. We've got gophers." while examining the hole outside his house.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad remarks, "Oh nophers. We've got gophers." while examining the hole outside his house.
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*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] &mdash; [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says, "Sorry, [[pile]]s, I got my own [[style]]s."
==See also==
==See also==
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

Revision as of 07:19, 2 October 2015

Nose time, Hose time

In the Homestar Runner universe, characters sometimes follow one common or relevant phrase with a less-common phrase that rhymes with or sounds like the first, but makes less sense.

Appearances

  • Email ghosts — After looking Strong Badia over to see if it's haunted (just before the spirit of the Tandy 400 shows up), Strong Bad says, "Looks like Strong Bad is ghost-free, proud to be."
  • A Decemberween Pageant — The slogan of Litigation Jackson is "The system really works, jerks!"
  • Email monster truck — Homestar says, "Let's do this like Brutus."
  • Email crazy cartoon — Strong Bad says of The Cheat: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
  • Email sibbie — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "focus is all... crocused."
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2The King of Town ends his message with "This is the KoT... in the place to be."
  • Email time capsule — Strong Bad says that time boxes and time tennis ball cans are filled with "newspaper clippin's and toenail snippin's".
  • Email radio — Strong Bad says that drive time morning show radio hosts are like "bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle."
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — After The Ugly One is "FLOOR TOMMED!" and "STEP-MOMMED!", she is "POM-POMMED?"
  • Email long pants — Describing his pen, Strong Bad uses the adjective "trusty", followed by "somewhat dusty".
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 10Cheerleader promises The Ugly One, "We'll be there like shareware!" At the Sweet Someteen party, The Ugly One tells her guests, "let's get it on like Diddy Kong!"
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2Old-Timey Strong Bad states that he's "got a hankering for a prankering".
  • Email senior prom — In his list of things he has crashed, Strong Bad follows "Homecoming Dances" with "Shortcoming Prances".
  • Email keep cool — Strong Bad plans to shop for "pencil holders" and "stencil folders".
  • Strongest Man in the WorldThe Announcer introduces Mr. Bland as "the prince of plain" and "the master of mundane".
  • Email retirement — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, Marshie follows "First prize" with "second tries". At the end (originally in part B), Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
  • Happy Hallow-day — Strong Bad asks, "How are we supposed to 'scandalize and vandalize' without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?"
  • DNA EvidenceBubs teaches a "toga yoga" class, which Marzipan attends. Strong Bad also mentions that he watches toga yoga videos.
  • Email concert — Strong Bad says, "They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
  • Email yes, wrestling — The Announcer introduces Strong Bad thus: "And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations, Il Cartographer!"
  • Strong Badia the Free — While talking to Homsar, Strong Bad refers to the King of Town as "that royal boil" and once he convinces Homsar to join Strong Badia, Homsar says "let's do this like Brutus", echoing Homestar in monster truck.
  • Baddest of the BandsBubs asks, "Strong Bad, did you 'scandalize and vandalize' The Stick?"
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal ProjectiveDangeresque Too threatens Uzi Bazooka, "You had what was coming to you, tofu!"
  • 8-Bit is EnoughGel-arshie exclaims, "Here's a wall that's colored red! What's in this box fills me with dread!" and "This lava's red like me! Now here's a thing you couldn't see!"

Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.

See also