User:HoveringSombrero

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Homsar's words of wisdom: "Sure beats breaking up with me."

2018 This user discovered the H*R website in 2018.

TMBW This user is also on This Might Be A Wiki.

This user has their lazors set on stun because they have to stun you just to get their point through.

This user has been on a Halloween costume commentary.

This user is also on YouTube.

This user's favourite Big Toon is Bug in Mouth Disease.

This user's favourite short is Strong Bad Classics.

This user's favourite Halloween toon is 2022 Costume Pack Now Available.

This user's favourite Decemberween toon is A Decemberween Mackerel.

This user's favourite Puppet Stuff short is Dangeresque: Puppet Squad - The Curly Fried Caper.

This user's favourite email is independent.

This user's favourite Video Stuff short is Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.

This user's favourite Teen Girl Squad issue is Issue #11.

This user's favourite Marzipan's Answering Machine toon is Version 17.2.

This user's favourite Powered By The Cheat toon is Crystal Fortress.

This user's favourite character is prolly Homestar.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user is not willing to sever their leg, but they would like to try a combo meal.

This user's favourite Chapman is Matt.

The first toon this user ever saw was Experimental Film.

This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero II.

This user has rocked out to Because, It's Midnite on Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user is an expanded universe character.

This user will get Eh Steve!.

This user can do it! He can do it twelve times!

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user occasionally watches cartoons on Podstar Runner.

This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

This user can play the drum!

This user plays on the keyboards.

This user is a Canadian.

This user is male.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user contributes using Safari.

This user also contributes using Google Chrome.

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest but has never gotten past the Jhonka.

This user's favourite Tandy-era email is guitar.

This user's favourite Compy-era email is virus.

This user's favourite Lappy-era email is pet show.

This user has already told you what his favourite Compé-era email is. Why would he need to tell you twice?

This user's favourite Lappier-era email is parenting.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

#andamovie This user is a Community fan.

This user does not play with 2 many knives.

This user was disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot.

This user can see you from there.

This user owns Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines.

This user owns a Black Trogdor T-shirt.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set.

This user owns the Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set.

This user owns the retail edition of Trogdor!! The Board Game.

This user would like you to meet... your long lost twin brother.

This user could use a dollar, they could use a couple bucks.

Oh, and this user was totally there and not at Applebee's! Good Shot, John—Jimmy!

This user squished you, peasanty.

This user listens to Come On, Fhqwhpods!.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user wants to be the guy too.

This user has a good time with bread.

This user is prepared to send you their weight in free sign up CDs.

This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons.

This user is so glad The Cheat is not dead.

This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

This user wears glasses.

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user is a member of the Wet Knee Gumption Club.

Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

They Might Be Giants, 2001:

Hey, hovering sombrero, gently waving in the air above the meadow.

Hey everypeople, I'm HoveringSombrero. I absolutely love Homestar Runner. So much, it's almost unhealthy! (Just kidding, well, maybe.) It's my favourite web-series on the Internet (not that there's any competition.) Some of my biggest contributions include fleshing out the Fan 'Stumes 2022 and Decemberweenvent Calendar pages, and replacing Decemberween Dangeresque with Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack on several pages, and I'm usually the one that adds the newest Instagram posts. Also I has a sandbox. If you need to talk to me, I suggest you do it on my talk page!

I came across Homestar in 2018, maybe? I overheard my mom showing my brother this weird video about some guy drawing a dragon. I was intrigued and then, I watched the toon myself, and loved it. That night, my entire family sat down and watched a bunch of Homestar cartoons on YouTube on the TV, such as techno, Everybody to the Limit, Fish Eye Lens. Then I kinda sorta became obsessed. I knew it was a website, but I wasn't really interested in that, because all those cartoons and sbemails were right there on YouTube (or so I thought.) Then in 2021, I decided to type "homestarrunner.com" into my computer and I came across the website, and I fell in love with not just the toons but the games, clickity-clickity easter eggs, and other fun things that could be only found on a website dot com!

Cartoon recommendation of the week

Updated every Saturday. (archive of all recommendations here.)

 Strong Bad Email #35: sisters watch

My proudest moment

I have actually appeared on the website! What? Don’t believe me? I have bona-fide proof!

Homestar quotes that have affected my dialect (in order of release...order)

• Great jorb
• Why you always jocking me? Trying to play like, you know me!
• Well I'd really appriciate it if you proofread your emails before you sent them to me
• SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY
• Let's do this like Brutus!
• I was raised by a cup of coffee
• I can do it…I can do it nine times
• You gotta work out twice a day, you gotta do the best you can
• Do you know the times?
• You say tomato, I zader matermorts
• Sweet genius, that hurt
• Mm, that's some good Jones
• THAT'S REDUNDANT!
• Waughmp waughmp
• YOU CAN DO IT, STRONG MAD! YOU CAN TALK TO ORANGE JUICE!!!

All the Big Toons Ranked from Worst to Best

• 23. The Reddest Radish
• 22. Marshmallow's Last Stand
• 21. The King of Town
• 20. The Luau
• 19. Kick-A-Ball
• 18. Career Day
• 17. In Search of the Yello Dello
• 16. A Jumping Jack Contest
• 15. Weclome Back
• 14. Cheat Commandos: Shopping For Danger
• 13. Strongest Man in the World
• 12. Date Nite
• 11. A Folky Tale
• 10. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
• 9. Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2
• 8. Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1
• 7. A Jorb Well Done
• 6. Parsnips A-Plenty
• 5. DNA Evidence
• 4. Cool Things
• 3. Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
• 2. Where's The Cheat?
• 1. Bug in Mouth Disease

All the Shorts Ranked from Best to Worst (including Powered By The Cheat toons)

its not done

• 1. Ballad of The Sneak
• 2. An Important Rap Song
• 3. Cheat Commandos: Commandos in the Classroom
• 4. Summer Short Shorts
• 5. Experimental Film
• 6. Senor Cardgage
• 7. Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
• 8. Everybody to the Limit
• 9. Drive-Thru
• 10. No Hands On Deck!
• 11. Cheat Commandos: Cheat Commandos...O's
• 12. Cheat Commandos
• 13. Mr. Shmallow
• 14. The Interview
• 15. Fluffy Puff Commercial
• 16. KOT'S VOQPCS!
• 17. 20X6 vs. 1936
• 18. Meet Marshie
• 19. One Two, One Two
• 20. The Li'l Brudder Show
• 21. New Boots
• 22. The Cheat Theme Song
• 23. Sbemail 150?!?
• 24. Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
• 25. The System is Down
• 26. Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar
• 27. Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
• 28. Limozeen vs. sloshy
• 29. Sick Day
• 30. Trogdor Con '97
• 31. Strong Bad Sings
• 32. Ever and More
• 33. Peasant's Quest Preview
• 34. The Cheatar
• 35. Arcade Game
• 36. Old New Intro
• 37. Theme Song Video
• 38. 500 The Cheats
• 39. Kick the Can

My top 10 sbemails

• 10. isp
• 9. parenting
• 8. slumber party
• 7. dragon
• 6. sibbie
• 5. radio
• 4. pet show
• 3. caffeine
• 2. virus
• 1. independent

My top 5 Tandy 400 sbemails

• 5. gimmicks
• 4. trevor the vampire
• 3. sb_email 22
• 2. spring cleaning
• 1. guitar

My top 5 Compy 386 sbemails

• 5. techno
• 4. dragon
• 3. sibbie
• 2. caffeine
• 1. virus

My top 5 Lappy 486 sbemails

• 5. coloring
• 4. isp
• 3. slumber party
• 2. radio
• 1. pet show

Images I have uploaded

Musical interests

This also includes fictional bands.

• They Might Be Giants
• "Weird Al" Yankovic
• The Beatles
• Ninja Sex Party
• Limozeen
• Rush
• Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
• Flight of the Conchords
• Elton John
• sloshy
• Michael Jackson
• Mother Mother
• Queen