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[[Image:PhoneTime XL8000.png|thumb|The [[PhoneTime XL800]]]]
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'''[[Marzipan]]'s {{w|Answering Machine}}''' is a collection of audio messages left for Marzipan on her [[Marzipan's House|home]] phone. A stylistic departure from the usual toon format on [[homestarrunner.com]], animation is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal [[Character Relationships|relationships]] between the [[characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.
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== Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions ==
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{|
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<autocolumn width="150">
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]
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</autocolumn>
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|}
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== Other Answering Machine Segments ==
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[[Image:666machine.png|thumb|Quite a few messages]]
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The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.
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* [[The King of Town DVD]] (The King of Town's answering machine)
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* [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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* Email [[personal favorites]]
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* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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* Email [[garage sale]]
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* [[Lappynapped!]] (Strong Bad's answering machine)
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* [[Jibblies 2]]
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* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
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*[[Halloween Safety]] (Mikezipan's Answering Machine)
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==Outgoing Messages==
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{{seemain|Marzipan's Outgoing Messages}}
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==Answering Machines==
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<gallery style="text-align:center">
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File:Old Answering Machine.png|First [[answering machine]]
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File:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|[[PhoneTime XL8]]
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File:PhoneTime XL8000.png|[[PhoneTime XL800]]
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File:dilapidated XL8.png|Dilapidated [[PhoneTime XL8]]
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</gallery>
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== List of Callers ==
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{| class=wikitable style="text-align:center;"
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|+ Quick Comparison Chart
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!
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|1.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|2.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|3.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|4.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|5.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|6.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|7.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|8.0]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|9.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|10.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|11.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|13.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|14.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|15.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|16.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|17.2]]
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|-
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| [[Strong Bad]] || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}}
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|-
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| [[Homestar Runner]] || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}}
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|-
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| [[Strong Sad]] || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|strongsad}}
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|-
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| [[Coach Z]] || {{u|coachz}} || <!--2.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}}
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|-
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| [[The King of Town]] || <!--1.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--3.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--5.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--10.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|kot}} || {{u|kot}} || {{u|kot}}
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|-
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| [[Bubs]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}} || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}}
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|-
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| [[Marzipan]] || <!--1.0--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--17.2-->
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|-
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| [[Homsar]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|homsar}}
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|-
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| [[Pom Pom]] || <!--1.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || <!--17.2-->
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|-
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| [[Strong Mad]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|strongmad}} || {{u|strongmad}} || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|strongmad}}
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|-
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| [[The Cheat]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--16.2--> || {{u|cheat}}
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|-
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| [[The Poopsmith]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || [[File:poopsmith.PNG|25px]]
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|-
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| [[Characters|Miscellaneous]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--7.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--9.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--16.2--> || {{u|misc}}
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|}
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'''Strong Bad''' (35 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|6}} (as Detective Everybody)
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* {{mamlink|3.0|6}} (as Marzipan)
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* {{mamlink|4.0|6}} (as the King of Town)
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* {{mamlink|4.0|1}} (yelling at Strong Mad)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|4}} (as Constable Anybody)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|5}} (as Dr. Professional)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|1}} (as [[Dan|Safety Dan]])
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* {{mamlink|8.0|4}} (as Sweepstakes Ron)
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* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|5}} (as Cableman Jorge)
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* {{mamlink|9.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then cancels the class)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|1}} (yelling at Strong Sad)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|5}} (as Bob Statesman)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|4}} (as Goatface)
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* {{mamlink|12.2|2}} (as all of Marzipan's friends)
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* {{mamlink|13.2|1}} (as Lorenz Magazine Man)
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* {{mamlink|14.2|2}} (as Nadine Automated Menu Burger from Trusted Financial Institution)
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* {{mamlink|15.2|2}} (as Dean Prankcaller)
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* {{mamlink|16.2|6}} (addressing [[Strong Sad]])
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* {{mamlink|16.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|1}} (as Joanie Allthetime)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|8}} (as Vince Napmaker)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|14}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|21}} (as automated Grody Lab Results; breaks character after interrupted by Strong Sad)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|28}} (as Sharpdene)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|34}} (as Rongardo Shavemybody)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 48]]
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'''Homestar Runner''' (33 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|1.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|7}} (addressing Pom Pom)
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* {{mamlink|4.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|6.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|2}} (as Dead Guy Perez)
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* {{mamlink|8.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|2}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|1}} (followed by a fake greeting and four fake messages)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then finds the class is canceled)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|13.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|14.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|14.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|2}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|12}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|18}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|27}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|35}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|37}} (addressing Marzipan's sister)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 41]]
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 67]]
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'''Strong Sad''' (17 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|10.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|10.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|14.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|6}} (with a lisp)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|7}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|13}} (From the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|20}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|22}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|23}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|24}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|38}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 46]]
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'''Coach Z''' (14 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|8.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|14.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|3}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|9}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|19}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 47]]
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'''The King of Town''' (12 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|3}} (as Strong Bad)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|11.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|13.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|2}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|25}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 49]]
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'''Bubs''' (12 times)
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* {{mamlink|3.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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* {{mamlink|7.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|5}} (as [[The Thnikkaman]])
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* {{mamlink|15.2|4}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2#Easter Eggs|Version 16.2, Easter egg]]
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* {{mamlink|17.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|11}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|36}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 43]]
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 68]]
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'''Homsar''' (4 times)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|10}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 50]]
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'''Marzipan''' (3 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|1}}
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'''Strong Mad''' (3 times)
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* {{mamlink|3.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|1}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 42]]
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'''The Cheat''' (3 times)
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* {{mamlink|13.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|2}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 45]]
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'''Pom Pom''' (2 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|1}}
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'''The Poopsmith''' (1 time)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|17}}
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'''Miscellaneous''' (at least 1 time each)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]])
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* {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]])
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* {{mamlink|8.0|2}} ([[Grape-Nuts Robot]])
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|2}} (Łukasz)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2#Easter Eggs|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With an Accent)
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* {{mamlink|13.2|4}} ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])
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* {{mamlink|13.2|2}} ([[The Homestar Runner]])
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* {{mamlink|14.2|3}} ([[Crack Stuntman]], voice of [[Gunhaver]])
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* {{mamlink|15.2|1}} ([[Questionable Services|Questionable]] surgeon)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|15}} (Kevin)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|16}} ([[Visor Robot]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|26}} ([[sloshy|Mitch]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|29}} ([[Kevin]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|30}} ([[sloshy|Clark]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|31}} ([[Puppet Homestar]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|32}} ([[Litigation Jackson]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|33}} ([[Larry Palaroncini]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|39}} ([[Tucker Donaldson]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|40}} ([[Humidibot]] and Humidibeth)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Messages 41+]] ([[F-Sack]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[The Announcer]], [[Marshie]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Balding Man]], Stinkoman, [[Pan Pan]], [[1-Up]], [[Peacey P]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], Crack Stuntman, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, [[Teen Girl Squad]] Member, One of [[the Gregs]])
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== Fun Facts ==
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[[Image:Newmarzipanloading.png|thumb|The new loading screen]]
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*The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
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*Up through [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|version 14.2]], the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]], the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] logo.
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**[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] is the only answering machine verison without a loading animation, due to there being no [[Flash]] variant of the toon.
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*Prior to the December 31st, 2020 [[Post-Flash Site Update|website update]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] wasn't on the Marzipan's Answering Machine menu. Because of this, it could only be accessed through the "[[Holiday Toons]]" menu, the "[[New Stuff]]" menu, or, at the time it was released, the "What's New?" button on the [[Main Pages]].
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== External Links ==
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*[https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Answering%20Machine view Answering Machine menu]
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{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}
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{{recenttoons}}
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[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine|*]]
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[[Category:Marzipan]]

Current revision as of 20:01, 4 April 2022

The PhoneTime XL800

Marzipan's Answering Machine is a collection of audio messages left for Marzipan on her home phone. A stylistic departure from the usual toon format on homestarrunner.com, animation is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the characters, with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are Strong Bad's unrelenting prank calls, Homestar Runner's constant misunderstandings, Coach Z's odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), Strong Sad's depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from The King of Town. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.

Contents

[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions

[edit] Other Answering Machine Segments

Quite a few messages

The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.

[edit] Outgoing Messages

See main article: Marzipan's Outgoing Messages

[edit] Answering Machines

First answering machine

PhoneTime XL8

PhoneTime XL800

Dilapidated PhoneTime XL8

[edit] List of Callers

Quick Comparison Chart
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Strong Bad
Homestar Runner
Strong Sad
Coach Z
The King of Town
Bubs
Marzipan
Homsar
Pom Pom
Strong Mad
The Cheat
The Poopsmith
Miscellaneous

Strong Bad (35 times)

Homestar Runner (33 times)

Strong Sad (17 times)

Coach Z (14 times)

The King of Town (12 times)

Bubs (12 times)

Homsar (4 times)

Marzipan (3 times)

Strong Mad (3 times)

The Cheat (3 times)

Pom Pom (2 times)

The Poopsmith (1 time)

Miscellaneous (at least 1 time each)

[edit] Fun Facts

The new loading screen

[edit] External Links

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version: 1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 9.2 | 10.2 | 11.2 | 12.2 | 13.2 | 14.2 | 15.2 | 16.2 | 17.2


Most Recent Toons
Big Toons

Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
Dec 24, 2016

Shorts

Back To A Website
Apr 16, 2025

Holidays

Fanstume [singular] '24
Nov 30, 2024

Puppet Stuff

Kick The Cheat Returns!
February 25, 2025

Strong Bad Email

parenting
Apr 1, 2022

Video Stuff

Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle
Sep 19, 2022

Teen Girl Squad

Issue 15
May 11, 2009

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version 17.2
Apr 1, 2016

YouTube

Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)
Dec 16, 2024

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